Chapter 790: NO．159：No need to worry about unevenness

NO．159：No need to worry about unevenness

In the current era, favorable weather and timely rain are not just an adjective, but a verb.

Even without the existence of the Rainbow Serpent God, humanity had long since learned how to intervene, even to master the climate.

Drought and barrenness are extremely rare anomalies; whenever they appear, there is usually some human involvement, so nowadays Aomo Lindun, as the Rainbow Serpent God, receives very few proper rain prayers in daily life.

Usually, it's more chaotic prayers—from disordered divine titles to disordered prayer content—vividly showing the uncertainty of folk faith.

Just like how wishes to Lord Guan in the East Yan folk tradition are often chaotic as well.

When Aomo first received the card, during those days he couldn't bear the disturbance, the most frequent inner voices he heard were actually prayers and desires unrelated to his divine office.

What is the Rainbow Serpent God?

It is the Celestial Bow monster.

The Celestial Bow is the rainbow itself; its association is rain. The Rainbow Serpent God is both a benevolent deity who brings blessed rain and a destructive deity who brings devastating rain, depending on the summoner's heart.

It is like a vessel lacking self; thus, when it came into Aomo's hands, it directly bestowed upon him an official divine status, almost turning the name 'Aomo Lindun' into a god's name.

Then the new god discovered that this faith was not standardized, not proper, and many people treated it like a nuisance call.

—Of course, after Aomo learned a thing or two from the three goddesses, all of the above ceased to be a problem.

Don't think I'm not here; I really am not sometimes. jpg

No longer the customer-service little Aomo, he only opens the service line when he feels like it or has ulterior motives, eavesdropping on people's inner voices (x), and answering the wishes of 'believers'.

He can also try to open a 'blocked words' list and a 'keyword reminder' list.

Like someone who shouts 'Aomo Lindun' or similar with an extremely fierce tone and irritable attitude—even if they don't state a wish, he is willing to help them fulfill their dream and end the work life that often leaves them feeling exhausted.

Statistics show that emerging deities are always this active and enthusiastic; after sitting in the position for a while, they gradually become lazy dogs, and it doesn't matter much to the believers.

The current Aomo Lindun is largely such an enthusiastic new deity.

Although far from the standard of 'whatever is spoken will be known,' he also occasionally finds time to answer the wishes of fortunate believers; for places where artificial rain requests cannot be processed in time, he uses Mefilas' ability to transmit and then exercises the Rainbow Serpent God's authority to bring rain, which counts as timely.

If someone directly calls his name, it would be even better; thus he can, in the brief establishment of a connection, catch a glimpse of the other's whereabouts—excluding certain improper scenes and also excluding some heaven-defying fanatics—occasionally he will see something interesting, a space whose members are mostly cosmic beings.

That sudden trillion-degree fireball earlier was precisely a surprise for those beings.

What? Are you thinking about my affairs?. jpg

Thus, Aomo had to admit that the privileges of a deity's status hold a natural advantage in countering conspiracies—although this advantage is also based on information concealment.

There are still many ways in this world to shield against divine perception, but nobody has thought that Aomo is now a god, so naturally they won't go the extra mile to take those extra-cost precautions.

A first-strike kill built on information advantage is the most reassuring.

Based on this, Aomo once considered actively exposing himself, letting as many related parties as possible chant his name unconsciously, thereby revealing the scene to himself… but he ultimately did not do so.

After all, upon careful thought, there's no need to be so impulsive.

Even without exposure, there will still be 'smart people' who suspect oneself.

The higher the thinking level of a person, the more likely they are a key individual; their environment and inner thoughts may also reveal more information.

Also to avoid having every small fry chanting one's name, adding nuisance calls.

"So, hamster-kun, on what basis do you think that after doing that in the morning, you can still come to me nonchalantly asking for props?"

Worth 135,000, it is an experimental assistive device for enhancing perception, effective even for deities; the only problem is that its owner may not be very cooperative in helping.

"That kind of thing?" Even Aomo himself would be stunned upon hearing it, then he chuckled, "This might easily be misunderstood; have I ever behaved so badly?"

He looked toward the steadily appearing Chazuo in the room, and while the latter tilted its head in puzzlement, he also glanced at the empty seat beside Bo.

At other times, Bo's absence is usually due to self-discipline training, but these days are an exception——

——the always well-behaved cyber horse girl would make a request to Master in advance——

【Training, work-rest combination, then training: concerned about the basic training of the rice bath and Mr. Asakura, requesting supervisory approval】

【Yuehuanshe: permission, granting the authority to apply for necessary video synchronous guidance】

【Training, work-rest combination, then training: ……Master, please don't do this】

【Yuehuanshe: hahaha, it's rare that you would feel embarrassed】

【Training, work-rest combination, then training: ……Actually… if it's just typing, I can correct my way of speaking… just need to be a little】

【Yuehuanshe: React a bit?】

Delete and retype the characters typed subconsciously?

【Training, work-rest combination, then training: Hmm】

【Yuehuanshe: Also not bad progress, keep it up】

So far, no real notice of needing remote guidance has been received; for now it can at least show that Xiao Lu is recovering well, yet he still has to face the other party's—when they stand up and walk over—those overflowing dissatisfied dark-red blinds.

"You deliberately walked past the classroom side to play with the terminal in the morning, and then again, when school was about to end, you deliberately walked past my classroom door!" The brown-haired horse girl couldn't help pointing and commenting, taking advantage of the trainer's slight lean back, "You did it on purpose! And you're pretending to be carefree!"

That indeed…… As the other's words unfolded, Aomo gradually recalled that scene and couldn't help admitting it in his heart.

Playing with one's phone while loitering outside the classroom during others' lessons——is a major enjoyment according to Bi Ze.

After graduation, being able to pass by the office side while others are working is a superior-substitute kind of enjoyment.

Aomo originally didn't care much about this, but after happening to pass by and noticing Ailisuzhi's envious, jealous, hateful gaze, he deliberately waited until near school's end and 'passed by' again.

This is quite a rare opportunity, after all, given Ailisuzhi's academic ability, the number of times she actually goes to class to attend lessons can be counted on one's fingers.

Therefore, she also tends to observe classroom order quite well.

Then it leads to Bi Ze's second major enjoyment——passing by in front of friends who are about to finish school, showing the freedom to leave early.

That's pretty low, to be honest.

As he bathed in Suzi's gaze that had turned into resentment fading away, he teleported to the kitchen, and after preparing a round of lunch for the three horse girls in good spirits, he also forgot this little life adjustment.

But obviously, Ailisuzhi's life today isn't that rich in content.

Aomo's minor bug phase has already been washed over by work, but Suzi has kept it in mind to this day; even the trainer's rare homemade lunch couldn't dispel that displeasure.

It also let the everyday borrowing of a phrase turn into the extent that now requires Chazuo to stand up and pull Suzi back.

"If that's what I think," after a moment's thought, the trainer still made some compromises, or rather, that's what he's best at—making empty promises, "The research data on demon fragments and artificial Ultraman should be able to prove my apology."

"You've already got it?"

"To get them, I only need to rely on that equipment."

"Do you have confidence?"

"Right now, even the police haven't caught a solid lead, so I can only do my best to employ my search method that differs from theirs."

"...... Alright."

"The fleeting anger would also be eased by fleeting compensation; Suzi broke away from Chazuo, turned to rummage through the equipment cabinet, and quickly felt out a strangely shaped metal helmet."

"He then looked at him doubtfully: 'What about that self-torturing guinea pig?'"

"In the training field's changing room, changing clothes," Aomo gave a helpless smile, "I've paused her training because the horseshoe needs optimization."

"Horseshoe? What about our training?"

"As usual," Aomo said, "Via network communication, I'll send it back if needed."

"Tsk."

"The clicking sound is too obvious; you can't rush to slack off just because there's no match this month."

"I also want to change the horseshoe!"

"Then I'll arrange it soon, Chazuo?" Aomo asked, looking at the quiet black-haired girl, "The horseshoe needs not only constant maintenance but also updates according to foot development."

"...... Me," Chazuo glanced at the trainer, then at the companion with arms crossed and head held high, "I'll join in too."

"Then that's it; I'll ask Bo Fang later."

"Aomo gave a slight nod, then lifted the helmet and put it on."