Chapter 823: 514 Chapters: The Monk Surrounded by Beautiful Women

514 chapters, the monk surrounded by beautiful women

514 chapters, the monk surrounded by beautiful women

——A red apricot branch sticking out of the wall

The weather is terribly hot, and I truly admire netizens' obsession and love for online articles..........

If we were to change Journey to the West into East Journey Record, what else would be recorded? Zhu Bajie originally had his nostrils facing downward; now, for the sake of innovation, let his nostrils face upward, and a makeup artist just needs to make a technical adjustment—this is called innovation?

Upon seeing this, one would say: 'Ah, after a few days apart, Zhu Bajie has grown up, grown upward. He's become handsome, ready to take a wife. Good-looking, fun, Zhu Bajie returns to Gao Old Village; the beautiful women who once despised him for being ugly and poor no longer despise his ugliness. Zhu Bajie goes out to hang out with Wukong and the gang……' Everyone laughed.

Next scene: Tang Monk originally was a pale face, now he's become square. Looking at it, people can't accept it: how did that pale-faced monk suddenly change?

That Tang Monk whose face had changed was surrounded by demon women. Those demon women were all very beautiful, truly, very beautiful. The very beautiful demon women were exchanging laughs with Tang Monk.

Several beautiful demon women heard that Tang Monk had gone abroad once, bringing back many valuable goods from overseas, becoming a big boss, wanting to become a big boss, to marry him or accompany him…… From now on they would enjoy endless wealth and honor.

Just as those beautiful demon women were making the Tang boss dizzy, about to get serious, a hairy monkey—Sun Wukong—suddenly leapt out from the sky.

Wukong raised his golden hooped staff and shouted loudly: 'You shameless demon women, take a blow from Old Sun!'

In the blink of an eye, those demon women all fled for their lives. Tang Tang Monk felt aggrieved but dared not say to Wukong's face: 'Wukong, how can you be so unreasonable? I was just about to chat with the beautiful women to relieve my boredom, to look at a nice game of chess, and you messed it up—isn't that just messing with people? I'll deduct your bonus.'

Wukong said: 'Nowadays there are few sincere monks. Even my master has become unfaithful……'

Fortunately, the demon women haven't gone far; even if they had gone far, it wouldn't matter. The demon women on this mountain have left, but on that mountain there are still some. On that mountain there are none.

The great demon woman having left, let the children act as Tang Monk, Sun Wukong, and Zhu Bajie. This is still a small matter, and even let many girls play demon women to surround Tang Monk and declare love.

Isn't this trapping the children?

That child is innocent, a tool for others to make money and gain fame; now, as long as money can be made, everything is easy to handle. If you can't do it, I will. On television one can traverse history, make things up, and online one can of course also traverse. Just go ahead and traverse—it's fun.

Wasn't Journey to the West also the nonsense concocted by the failed examinee Old Brother Wu? Not a single word is true; it's all time‑travel. Zhuangzi is very carefree, wandering everywhere and randomly time‑traveling. For now, set aside the affairs of the King of Zhao; he needs a rest, let him time‑travel in his dreams, and in his dreams he saw Zhu Bajie seized by a little demon and locked in a cave———

However, the monster who had taken Bajie into the cave said: 'Brother, I've brought one.' The old monster happily said: 'Let me see it.' The second monster said: 'Isn't this it?' The old monster said: 'Brother, you grabbed the wrong one; this monk is useless.'

When Zhu Bajie heard that he was useless, he was delighted: 'Useless, great!' This greedy, death‑fearing creature hurriedly said to the great demon: 'Your Majesty, if I'm useless, just release me. Being useless, I'll eat and drink for free at your place—doesn't that just ruin you? In this scorching heat, even watermelons you can't afford to supply me. I, Old Pig, love eating watermelon most. Green drinks, environmentally friendly, good for health.'

Zhu Bajie just loves to eat; even at death's door he still wants watermelon. The big demon chief wanted to release Bajie. The second demon chief said: 'Brother, we can't let him go; although he's useless, he's still with Tang Monk, called Zhu Bajie. Now pork sells for over ten yuan per jin—let's slaughter him. Then soak him in pond water to remove the bristles; keep the pig skin to fry and eat as pork rind, cure the pork with salt to make bacon, clean the innards, and leave them for the brothers to enjoy with beer. That's truly wonderful.'

Upon hearing this, Bajie was so scared he lost control of his bowels and bladder, secretly groaning: 'This is terrible—I've run into a demon, I'm doomed. Master, wherever you are, quickly call Senior Brother to save me………'

(The thunder crashed, the thunderclap was huge—sorry, friend, I'll next time go with you to see how Zhu Ba turns out, not even bothering with punctuation……………..

(Heart with the disaster area, emotion with the disaster area: may peace, courage, confidence, and strength be with the people of the disaster area, accompanying them!)