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Chapter 830: 527 chapters, he can shoulder two mountains

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527 chapters, he can shoulder two mountains

527 chapters, he can shoulder two mountains

----A red apricot branch sticking out of the wall

Sun Wukong said to the second demon head: "I say, you fake Taoist, real monster; out of respect for my master's face, I'm carrying you on my back. Don't be clueless—don't piss and shit on my back." The fake Taoist said: "Look at how old I am; I'm a Taoist—how could I do such a disgraceful thing?"

"Alright, then the hired horse will go ahead. Master, you and Third Brother Sha Monk go on ahead; I, Old Sun, will follow carrying this old Taoist." Sun Wukong said.

Sha Monk carried the load, Tang Monk rode the horse, walking ahead. Sun Wukong walked behind carrying the second demon head.

Seeing Sha Monk and Tang Monk walk off into the distance, Sun Wukong intentionally walked slowly. His intention in walking slowly was to figure out how to shake off the monster on his back. Sun Wukong is smart—could he let the monster press down on his head?

As he walked, Sun Wukong secretly complained to his master: "Alas, my master truly doesn't pity his disciple; he rides his horse while making me carry this monster. That's what it means to know the suffering under the horse but not above it. This month I'll definitely ask him to add some bonus for me. Even if he gives me more bonus, I don't want to do this hard job. Alas, I might as well just kill this monster."

Readers, you should know that the second demon head is no ordinary lackey; without some skill, how could he climb to the position of second-in-charge? He is actively creating conditions to prepare to become chief. The second demon is establishing his prestige among the mountain's minor demons, especially performing better in front of the big demon head. He hopes the big demon head will speak well of him before superiors; it seems the big demon head will retire to the second line, at least another 1,280 years. He still has to wait a phase. He is actively campaigning to be transferred to another mountain as chief, lest he die stuck on one tree. Thus the second-in-charge often uses more scheming and observes words and expressions more than the chief.

The words Sun Wukong had not spoken in his heart, the second demon head already knew what he was going to say.

You hairy-faced monkey, you want to throw me to my death? No way. Watch how I deal with you. Readers, you ask what clever plan the second demon head has? He will "move mountains and overturn seas".

What is "moving mountains and overturning seas"? It's moving this mountain onto that one, able to fill the sea. This is an extraordinary ability. He could become second demon head on this mountain only by relying on the moving mountains and overturning seas method. The second demon head thought, silently saying: Hairy-faced monkey, I'll let you taste my power. If I don't crush you, how can I become chief? The second demon head thought, chanting the mantra in his mouth, chewing on maggots.

Needless to say, the second demon head still has some skill. After chanting the mantra once, he softly called out: "Mount Tai presses down, come, come, come…" And indeed Mount Tai really came down pressing, landing on Sun Wukong's body.

Sun Wukong saw a large mountain descending from the sky, smashing down onto him headfirst. He thought: This must be the trick of the monster on my back. Sun Wukong tilted his head, and the flying mountain landed on his left shoulder.

Sun Wukong laughed: "My grandson, what sorcery did you turn into to press your grandfather? This mountain is just too light—one side heavy, awkward to walk. You, little monk monster, do me a favor and summon another mountain. Let your grandfather carry it on his shoulder?"

The second demon head thought, it seems one mountain can't press down this hairy monkey; one won't do. So let's bring another. The second demon chanted the mantra: "Mount Emei presses down on Sun Wukong. Come, come, come… Mount Emei comes…"

As soon as the second demon head's words fell, Sun Wukong saw another large mountain flying toward him. He tilted his head, and the mountain landed on his right shoulder…

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