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Chapter 844: 548 chapters, speaking seriously

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548 chapters, speaking seriously

548 chapters, speaking seriously

――――a red apricot branch protruding over the wall

Last time, the Classic of Documents said that Sun Wukong saw those two little demons return to Lianhuadong, then he transformed himself, changing into a tiny fly, and followed those two little demons flying toward Lianhuadong.

No sooner said than done. Not long after, they arrived at Lianhuadong.

In Lianhuadong there were sounds of joy and laughter, a festive atmosphere, foul miasma, and demonic energy soaring to the heavens. Those little demons: some sang with mouths askew, straining their voices; some twisted their ** while dancing; some kissed, some kissed; some surrounded the Great Demon Chief and Second Demon Chief, drinking and making merry.... Sun Wukong, nailed to the door and window, saw these bound demons and monsters; their life turned out to be so decadent, they didn't do a single proper thing, they specialized in wicked deeds that harm people, they were so angry that smoke poured from their seven orifices and fire blazed from eight places, wishing they could smash these heaven‑defying, earth‑unnatural demons and monsters into pulp with a golden hooped staff.

But Sun Wukong thought, cannot act rashly; these demons are not to be provoked. In this world, all demons have their own set of demonic arts, because they want to harm people—if they lack ability, how could they harm people?

Thinking this, Sun Wukong restrained himself.

At this moment, Sun Wukong saw the two little demons who had just been sent from outside to capture Sun Wukong, kneeling before the wine table, slapping their own mouths with both hands, voice choked with tears as they said: 'We deserve death, we deserve death………'

The Great Demon Chief and Second Demon Chief, upon seeing the two little demons returning from outside the mountain, knelt before the wine table, only shouting 'We deserve death, we………', being made bewildered, relying on the second monk, unable to figure out where their heads are; then they stopped their cups, and those rowdy little demons, seeing the Great Demon Chief and Second Demon Chief stop their cups, also stopped their rowdiness.

The Great Demon Chief said: 'Speak slowly, speak properly. Why do you deserve death? I ordered you to capture Sun Wukong—did you catch him? Where is he now?'

At this moment, the two demons kneeling on the ground were so frightened they didn't dare to even fart, merely kowtowing.

The Great Demon Chief said: 'Are you mute?'

The Second Demon Chief shouted at the little demons: 'Speak or not? If not, I'll slap your mouths!'

Those little demons watching the spectacle, upon hearing the Second Demon Chief's order to slap mouths, saw a few rush forward and slap the kneeling little demons several times. Because these two little demons usually liked to curry favor before leaders, flatter, tattle on others, and slap others' mouths. Being slapped today was also to be expected.

'Speak or not? If not, I'll hang you up and beat you!' the Second Demon Chief shouted again.

The two little demons kneeling on the ground, upon hearing the Second Demon Chief say 'Hang you up and beat you!', had their souls scared away to the heavens.

'Great Demon Chief, Second Demon Chief, buddies, looking at the usual camaraderie of the brothers, spare our lives!' the two little demons babbled, not knowing what they were saying.

'All right, I'll spare you. Quickly say what happened!' the Great Demon Chief pressed.

Finally, the slightly smarter little demon said: 'Alas, cannot mention it. Brothers, leader, ——'

'Stop your nonsense, you keep blabbering! Speak seriously!' the Great Demon Chief shouted.

Yes, yes, speaking seriously……….

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