Chapter 853: 578 chapters, and the buddies still speak bluntly

578 chapters, and the buddies still speak bluntly.

578 chapters, and the buddies still speak bluntly.

In the previous chapter, the Classic of Documents said that after Sun Wukong had dealt with the two little demons on Lotus Flower Mountain, he used the monkey hairs from his own body to clone those little demons, and then on Dragon‑Suppressing Mountain he searched for the cave where the old mother of the two demon chiefs lived.

While Sun Wukong was searching, two stunningly beautiful women suddenly sprang from the bushes beside the dark pine forest.

These two stunning beauties were the ladies responsible for attracting customers on Dragon‑Suppressing Mountain.

It turned out that Dragon‑Suppressing Mountain was different from other mountains. As the saying goes, "One mountain, one tiger." But Dragon‑Suppressing Mountain was ruled by female demons; this demon leader, fearing that male demons would seize her power, staffed the mountain from top to bottom with nothing but female demons.

These female demons were all of heavenly beauty, gorgeous and captivating.

The lady in charge of diplomatic etiquette had an even more extraordinary appearance. These two beautiful female demons had been out for most of the day without meeting a single customer, and were worrying how to explain it to the madam. By chance, they encountered the two young men whom Sun Wukong had transformed from his monkey hairs.

Wasn't this exactly their target?

Fortune had arrived.

The prey had taken the bait.

The two female demons were dreaming of wealth!

"Gentlemen, please stop. May I ask where you come from and where you're headed?" the two lovely demons asked Sun Wukong in sweet, tinkling voices.

At that moment, Sun Wukong saw that the two women were full of demonic aura, knowing that those who come are not kind and the kind do not come. How could such beautiful women appear in this deep mountain forest? Their words were so heart‑stirring.

These two beauties were either demons or monsters.

I must be careful. One should not have a deceitful heart, yet one cannot be without a guard against others—especially since they are demons, female demons!

After thinking it over, Sun Wukong said, "Ladies, we are the logistics department heads of Lianhuadong Cave on Pingdingshan, and we are the second demon chiefs of our cave. We have captured the Tang monk Tang Sanzang, who was journeying to the West to obtain scriptures. By order of the great demon chief and the second demon chief, we have come to ask the old mother of the second demon chief residing in Dragon‑Suppressing Mountain's cave to come eat Tang Sanzang's flesh. We have lost our way in the mountains and don't know the route forward. May I ask, ladies, do you know where the cave of Dragon‑Suppressing Mountain is?"

"Oh, so you are the honored guests from Lianhuadong Cave on Pingdingshan. We had thought you were mountain‑raiding bandits. As it happens, we two are the external affairs department heads attending to the old mother of the second demon chief in Dragon‑Suppressing Mountain's cave, specially in charge of etiquette and reception. Since you have been sent by Pingdingshan as leaders to our boss, we are now one family. Follow us, no need to worry—just go over this hill, cross that ridge, scramble up the eastern slope, climb over the western mountain, then turn that bend…"

What mountain, what ridge, what bend—this female demon's speech is so tangled! Sun Wukong's head was spinning from her words.

Can the lady in charge of etiquette reception not speak?

Sun Wukong, this idiot.

Sun Wukong said, "Don't keep speaking in circles; just take us there and we'll follow you—problem solved."

The female demon laughed and said, "Still, the buddies know how to speak. Great! Awesome! All right, we'll take you into the cave to see our boss lady…"