Chapter 859: 585 chapters, the old witch who dreams of getting rich

585 chapters, the old witch who dreams of getting rich

585 chapters, the old witch who dreams of wealth

Flowers bloom a few, each branch shows its own. om Still continuing from where the previous book left off.

Sun Wukong asked the old witch: 'You, old one, you want the sun, moon, and stars in the sky, Dong Hai Dragon King's white jade bed, Queen Mother's immortality peach tree, Laozi's Bagualu used for making elixir, Jade Emperor's Jade Cauldron, Sun Wukong's golden hoop staff, an Olympic gold medal—what are these things for?'

The old witch said: 'Good child, I want the sun in the sky; then the sun must obey my command. I shine sunlight on whoever I like. I like to sleep in, but the sun rises early every day, always preventing me from sleeping well—it's infuriating! If I controlled the sun, I would make it rise later, after I've gotten enough sleep, then let it rise;'

Speaking of the moon, it's not a good thing either; it's been opposing me for years. Whenever I want to go out at night to do mischief, it always shines its bright moonlight on me, letting those shameful deeds be seen by people. Moreover, when the moon is full it isn't round, and when it's lacking it isn't lacking. Come in, I've heard humans are going to develop the Yueqiu; then the moon will be mine, and merchants will bring me red envelopes, speak sweet words, go to big hotels, take sauna baths—in short, as long as I hold real power in my hands, everything can be easily arranged.

Some say money can make ghosts turn millstones, and power can also make ghosts turn millstones. This world is just a transaction of power and money. Without power, and without money either, your life will be hard.

'You already have the sun and moon; that's more than enough. Why do you still want the stars?' Wukong intentionally asked the old witch.

The old witch said: 'Good child, don't ask what you shouldn't. I oversee mountains and rivers, and also want to control the sun, the moon, and the stars—then I'd be the great rich woman of the universe.'

I've long heard that in the universe there is a golden star, which is three times larger than the sun, composed of over a hundred billion tons of gold, and its total gold amount equals 1.6 million times the total gold on Earth.

If I could obtain that golden star, I would build the Epang Palace on earth, build the Lishan Mausoleum, use golden pots, bowls, and chopsticks, and live in a golden house. At that time I wouldn't be wearing gold and silver; instead I'd be wearing gold on gold. Golden earrings, golden necklace, golden phone… in short, everything would be gold.

The old witch indulged in her golden dream as she spoke.

Sun Wukong saw the old witch immersed in her golden dream before him and found it amusing.

Sun Wukong wasn't laughing at the old witch before him; he felt that people in general are ridiculous. Even if you were made entirely of money, you still wouldn't have as much money as the old witch. Readers, understand: not only does she possess the authority to manage and command the sun and moon, but she also possesses that golden star in cosmic space.

The total gold amount of that star equals 1,600,000 times the total gold on Earth. What kind of concept is this? What kind of rich woman is this?

This old witch's wealth dream is huge, huh?

Just as the old witch was immersed in her golden dream, Sun Wukong took out his golden hoop staff, pointed it at that that old witch, not missing, hitting her squarely on the head. The old witch reverted to her true form: an old fox.

Sun Wukong laughed and said: 'Madam, old rich woman, do you still want me to give you the sun, moon, and stars from heaven? Do you know who I am? I am the Sun Wukong you want to capture. Back then, the Great Sage Sun Dasheng who caused havoc in Heaven. Are you still pursuing this wealth dream?'

The old fox lay at Sun Wukong's feet, begging Sun Wukong: 'Sun………………………………………………………………………………………..'