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Chapter 873: 616 chapters, Zhu Bajie shouted loudly

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616 chapters, Zhu Bajie shouted loudly...

616 chapters, Zhu Bajie shouted loudly…

Last time we mentioned that the two demons of Pingdingshan brought Sun Wukong to Pingdingshan, arousing the curiosity of all the little demons on Pingdingshan. The little demons had long wanted to see what Sun Wukong looked like. Whether he had three heads and six arms, or four eyes growing on the back of his head. But when the demons saw Sun Wukong, they all were disappointed. It turned out Sun Wukong was not only old and ugly, and there was even yellow hair behind his monkey head**, really hideous..........

The little demons shouted in unison: "Your Majesty, quickly put this ugly monkey head together with Tang Sanzang and his disciples, steam and boil it to eat!"

The second demon head said slightly: "No need for you to say that; just wait to drink the meat soup!"

The second demon, saying this, led Sun Wukong into the cave and hung him beside Zhu Bajie.

Zhu Bajie, hanging in midair, saw the second demon drop Sun Wukong beside him, and he Classic of Music.

Zhu Bajie laughed and said to Wukong: "Senior Brother, you usually boast in front of your buddies, showing off your abilities; how did you get caught by the little demons of Pingdingshan? Just now you weren't going to cut off my pig's ears to use as a snack with drink? Now the demons want to use your monkey brain as a snack with drink."

Sun Wukong, hanging in midair, heard Zhu Bajie say that the demons wanted to use his monkey brain as a snack with drink, laughed and said: "The demons want to use my monkey brain as a snack with drink? Is there such a thing?"

Sun Wukong didn't believe there was such a thing as using monkey brains as a snack with drink. That's too lacking in virtue, worse than beasts, right?

Zhu Bajie saw Sun Wukong not believing his words, and said: "How can you believe? Haven't you heard that in some corner of Earth there is a monkey brain restaurant, where those beastly people use raw monkey brains as a snack with drink?"

Sun Wukong, hearing Zhu Bajie's words, became furious and shouted: "Wait for me, Sun, to go out, Africa call those grandsons who eat monkey brains, to die under my golden hooped staff!"

Zhu Bajie said: "Monkey Brother, stop boasting; you yourself are now like a mud Buddha crossing the river, barely able to save yourself, yet you still have leisure to meddle in others' affairs. Better we just let the demons steam and boil us together, so as to spare Master Tang the hardships and winding road of going to the West to obtain the scriptures."

Sun Wukong shouted: "Zhu Bajie, you idiot! If you keep talking nonsense, I'll really cut off your pig ears to use as a snack with drink."

Zhu Bajie laughed: "Monkey Brother, spare me, I dare not speak nonsense! Monkey Brother surely has a way to save our master and disciples from the demons' clutches. What method will you use again?"

Sun Wukong said: "Zhu Bajie, you weren't wanting to see my old self's abilities? Just wait for the excitement!"

Saying that, the monkey head pulled out a hair from his body, blew on it, saying "Change, change, change"; that hair instantly turned into a likeness of the fake Sun Wukong, hanging beside Zhu Bajie. The real Sun Wukong freed himself, turned into the appearance of a little demon, and, together with the little demons inside and outside the cave, helped serve wine to the big demon head and the second demon head.

Zhu Bajie saw the monkey's false form hanging beside him, while the real Sun Wukong had turned into a little demon serving wine to the second demon. Who would have thought Zhu Bajie was unhappy in his heart. The reason for Zhu Bajie's unhappiness: simple: jealousy!

"You Sun Wukong say change and it changes, your abilities are greater than mine, I refuse! You talk about your position, your wealth, you speak of beautiful wives, my heart feels unbalanced! I am not convinced! I will mess with your balls! Make you fail! Cause you trouble!"

Zhu Bajie, thinking this, shouted loudly at the monsters who were drinking and enjoying themselves: "Monsters, not good! The Sun Wukong you caught has escaped!"

The demons who were drinking, hearing Zhu Bajie's loud shout that Sun Wukong had escaped, were greatly startled, put down their cups and looked: Sun Wukong was still hanging nicely beside Zhu Bajie, how could they say he had escaped? The big demons were unhappy: "Isn't Zhu Bajie just red-eyed from watching us drink and eat? He's deliberately messing with us?"

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