Chapter 893: 676 Chapters, Bandit Logic

676 Chapters, Bandit Logic

676 Chapters, Bandit Logic

Last time, the story said that Sun Wukong wanted to compete with the two demons.

Sun Wukong said they should compete in monkey boxing, but the two demons refused, because all demons in the world know how formidable the monkey boxing of Huaguo Shan is.

Sun Wukong said if there's no staff competition, the two demon leaders wouldn't come either. The two demon leaders said, "Your Sun Wukong's golden hooped rod that you wield is the divine metal from when Yu the Great controlled the floods; later it was regarded as scrap by Yu's descendants and sold to the Dragon King of Dong Hai, and afterwards it came into your hands, Sun Wukong. How could that be a match for me?"

Sun Wukong said, "You monster, you always say this won't work, that won't work. Then let's compete in somersaults?"

The two demons said, "Sun Wukong, are you taking me for a fool? How could I compete with you in somersaults? Your Sun Wukong can somersault 108,000 li in one flip? As for that somersault trick, I've never practiced it. That's just child's play."

Sun Wukong said: "You demon, are you trying to play tricks? To trick me, Old Sun? You won't compete this way, nor that way. What do you want to do? I don't have time to waste with you. If you say another 'no,' Old Sun won't be polite. I have already fulfilled my benevolence and righteousness toward you demons."

The demon said: "Monkey head, what's your temper? Everyone knows that the monkeys of Huaguo Shan have the biggest bellies."

Sun Wukong laughed and said: "You demon, you're talking nonsense again. The world is so big, why would the monkeys of Huaguo Shan have the biggest bellies?"

The demon said: "Monkey head, how come your mind isn't working? Huaguo Shan of Dong Hai isn't facing the sea?"

Sun Wukong said: "Do I even need you to say that?"

The demon said: "Can someone who faces the sea every day not have a breadth of mind like the sea?"

Sun Wukong said: "Demon, you're spouting nonsense again. Those who face the sea every day have a mind as broad as the sea. Following your logic, would those who are constantly in the sea have an even broader mind?"

The two demons casually replied: "Of course."

Sun Wukong said: "Then according to your logic, wouldn't the sea pirates in the sea have an even broader mind?"

The demon said: "Yes. Sea pirates should have a broad mind."

Sun Wukong said: "Isn't that nonsense? They have a broad mind, so why do they still go looting and plundering?"

The demon thought: "Isn't this monkey head talking about us? We demons who occupy the mountain as kings rely on looting and plundering to make a living."

Having thought this, the two demons defended themselves: "Monkey head, do people who loot and plunder have no breadth of mind? Can bandits not endure things? If we say bandits cannot endure things, then sea pirates who are constantly amidst wind and waves, dodging left and right, enduring how much wind and wave—is that not endurance?"

Sun Wukong laughed and said: "Only now do I understand what is called bandit logic."

The demon said: "What is bandit logic? Tell me so I can listen."

Sun Wukong said: "The words you just said are bandit logic………………………………………………………………."