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Chapter 378: Open the door quick, it's Captain Wei… wait no, it's Sect Master Hu Tao

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Buzz—

Two dazzling beams of light descended from the sky, enveloping Diluc and Kaeya.

Moments later, the light faded.

Some mysterious techniques appeared in Diluc's mind,

while a pink-themed tea set appeared in Kaeya's hands.

"Oh? This tea set is actually pretty nice!"

Seeing the reward in Kaeya's hands, little Paimon's eyes lit up.

She was still very fond of this kind of pink-themed stuff.

"Truly worthy of little Paimon, good eye — I like it too!"

Kaeya gave a thumbs-up and said with a smile.

"Since when do you like such girly things?"

After absorbing the information, Diluc caught a glimpse of Kaeya and couldn't help but ask.

"Didn't I tell you before? That manga is a must-read for real men, and this pink-themed tea set is also a must-have for real men."

Kaeya shrugged.

Only after being exposed to this kind of manga did he come to understand the meaning of life.

Next time he came, he'd look for more manga of this type.

He'd heard that *Cardcaptor Sakura* seemed to be exactly this type.

As for *One Piece — East Blue Arc*?

Not even a dog would read it!

(⊙_⊙)

"That manga is a must-read for real men?"

Diluc's face was full of suspicion.

Why did he just not believe it?

Clearly, that was the line he'd used to fool Kaeya.

"Trust me! Next time you come take a look, you'll know."

Kaeya wore a look that said trust me, I can't possibly be wrong.

"By the way, what's your reward?"

Hearing the question, Diluc's face darkened.

This reward — he'd rather not have it at all!

"It's Tang Mu Cat's dance technique. Tang Mu Cat is a cat who's good at everything except catching mice — his dance foundation is extremely impressive!"

Han Feng spoke up at this point.

"Dance technique? Not bad, my dear sworn brother — now that set of instruments you had before can finally be put to use!"

Hearing that this was the reward, Kaeya couldn't resist teasing again.

It seemed his sworn brother was inseparable from the realm of singing and dancing.

"I heard Barbara's holding a concert soon — you could consider going as a guest performer."

Recalling what Barbara had mentioned before, Han Feng earnestly offered a suggestion.

Diluc: (⊙_⊙)

Venti was like this!

Kaeya was like this!

And now even you, Boss Han, are like this!

Why is every single one of you hoping I'll go sing and dance?

He had a nagging feeling they weren't doing anything proper.

"Mr. Diluc is going to perform?"

Little Paimon and Lumine exchanged a glance, each catching the odd look in the other's eyes.

Why did it feel so strange?

"Ahem, Boss Han, uh, my winery still has things to attend to, so I'll be going first."

Feeling everyone's gazes growing stranger and stranger, Diluc couldn't stand it and slipped away at once.

"Hey, sworn brother, wait for me! If you need help with the performance, I'm your guy!"

Kaeya laughed, tea set in hand, and chased after him.

"Noelle, it's already noon — put up the sign, we're suspending business for now."

Watching the last customer leave, Han Feng gave the order.

"Got it, Boss!"

Noelle nodded.

"Boss Cou, does that mean it's time to eat?"

Little Paimon looked expectant.

"Mm, eat as much as you want!"

Han Feng said with a smile.

"Yay! Long live Boss Cou!"

Hearing there was food, little Paimon felt fighting spirit surge through her whole body.

She redoubled her efforts, kneading Boss Cou's shoulders.

Yingmei: (⊙_⊙)

Even little Paimon is doing this much, so shouldn't I do something too?

Otherwise it'd feel kind of bad, freeloading like that.

After all, my 500,000 Mora is only one month's rent.

Thinking of this, Yingmei swallowed her shyness and stepped forward to start pounding Boss Han's legs.

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