Chapter 587

If she really turned into that, it would be better to just die.

She's Mondstadt's nationwide idol!

Have you ever seen an idol with a chubby figure like that?

So Barbara quickly turned to Boss Han.

"Boss Han, is it really true what Miss Noel said?"

"True! Even worse than that!"

Han Feng spoke with perfect seriousness.

Of course, he was scaring the little girl.

Although Fat Dude Happy Water does indeed cause weight gain.

But that's only from long-term consumption.

Like in some countries of his past life, where people ate burgers and Happy Water every meal.

So by middle age, they began to grow terrifyingly fat.

But here in Teyvat, it's different.

Never mind ordinary people,

people like Barbara and Xiao Mei—

they all possess formidable strength.

And they exercise regularly as well.

So there's no need to worry about such issues.

"Then… then I won't drink it."

Barbara believed him completely and quickly put down the Happy Water.

For a girl like her,

happiness clearly mattered less than beauty.

"It's fine, Barbara, Boss Han was just teasing you."

Xiao Mei smiled as she comforted her.

At first, she too had been startled by Han Feng's words.

But when she saw Han Feng's serious, deceptive expression toward Barbara,

she immediately sensed something was off.

Because she'd seen this scene too many times before.

She herself had been tricked exactly like this.

She'd become an expert from being fooled so often.

So Xiao Mei was certain this was another one of Boss Han's tricks.

"Really?"

Barbara's face showed hesitation.

"Really— even if you do get fat later, you can just lose weight again."

Xiao Mei comforted her, then picked up the Happy Water on the table and handed it over.

"No thanks, I'll just stick to snacks."

After a moment's thought, Barbara shook her head.

Normally she might have tried it.

But the concert is coming up soon.

This is extremely important to her.

So she couldn't risk any mishaps.

Otherwise, if her figure got pudgy,

her status as nationwide idol would turn her into a nationwide joke.

"Sigh, Boss Han's gotten so used to tricking people."

Seeing this, Noel sighed.

On the other side,

Windy nearby had also overheard the conversation.

He immediately set down his Happy Water and shook his head.

"Sigh, getting fat isn't a big deal—happiness is what matters most."

"The Master is right!"

The Maine Coon Beast nodded in agreement.

Then, with a series of gulps, he downed another large bottle of cola.

It was simply too delightful.

Though there had been a small hiccup, the group's atmosphere remained excellent.

Eating snacks while chatting—couldn't have been more relaxing.

At this moment,

a graceful figure slowly descended from the second floor.

Everyone turned to look.

It was Lisa, who had gone upstairs earlier to read comics.

Her cheeks were slightly flushed, yet her face beamed with a satisfied smile.

Only, there was one slight difference.

Lisa's clothing was completely different from when she arrived.

Earlier, when she came upstairs, she had been wearing a purple long robe.

But now, she was dressed in a man's outer garment.

Seeing this, everyone's expressions turned strange.

Because they had seen this man's outer garment before.

It was exactly what Boss Han had worn yesterday.

"Sis Lisa, why are you wearing Boss Han's clothes?"

Finally, Barbara couldn't help but ask.

Upon hearing this, Lisa's usually calm expression revealed a rare hint of embarrassment.

After finishing the manga in Boss Han's room,

a beam of Jin Guang shone in.

Then, a bowl of golden-glowing egg fried rice appeared in her hands.

Not only did it look appealing, but its aroma was intoxicating.

It looked extremely appetizing.

Since she was alone in the room at the time, Lisa couldn't resist and started eating right away.

The food tasted truly excellent.

But the clothing-ripping effect was the same as before.

Blushing, thighs clenched, moaning — a one-click triple effect.

When she came to her senses, she realized that, apart from her hat,

all her other clothes had been shredded.

She certainly couldn't go out like this.

Helplessly, Lisa found an outer garment in Boss Han's room.

Though slightly too large, it fit her well enough.

It was somewhat like a girl wearing her boyfriend's white shirt.

It carried a unique charm.

Only, Lisa was wearing an outer garment.

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