Chapter 589

Anyway, it's all spit, so everyone's the same.

If anything, the cats' spit is even more disgusting.

So he just used them as laborers.

Every time a customer came, he'd have a cat spit once.

Seeing the liquor mixed this way by 890, Paimon and Diona had originally thought the customers would get angry.

Then furiously shout for a refund!

And even develop a lifelong trauma against alcohol!

But who would have known,

Seeing such a novel way of mixing drinks, the customers inside the tavern all came to love it.

Each and every one of them made up their own meaning behind Diona's doing.

After that, they even lined up to buy.

So the tavern's business was even more booming than before.

The proprietress Margaret happily rewarded Diona with a generous bonus.

"Are Mondstadters' tastes really this weird?"

Hearing Paimon finish speaking, Lumine also showed a hint of shock on her face.

People actually like liquor made from spit?

The world really is big enough to have all sorts of people!

What an eye-opener!

"Wait, that's not right. If the tavern's business is booming, why are you back? Shouldn't you be singing there instead?"

After Lumine came back to her senses, her gaze turned back to Paimon.

"The moment I pulled a note, the proprietress immediately gave me 500,000 Mora.

Smiling, she said her tavern didn't need my kind of Gao Ya music."

Paimon scratched her head, a little embarrassed.

Clearly, she had also read between the lines of proprietress Margaret.

Your playing is so unique, the Cat's Tail Tavern can't contain a great master like you,

Better go plague somewhere else.

Chapter 294: Lumine: This ridiculously-dressed guy is actually trying to cozy up to Boss Han? And even wants to freeload? That's too much

After this incident, Paimon also understood one truth.

Even though different people have different tastes in music.

There is one thing they all agree on.

And that is, music that sounds bad is, in the end, bad.

No one will be interested in it.

Like droppings on the ground—surely no one could possibly like those, right?

Although the analogy wasn't quite appropriate, that was exactly what Paimon thought in her heart.

Because she had already braced herself for it, she wasn't too sad either.

Besides, she still freeloaded 500,000 Mora!

Pure profit!

"Not bad. One trip to the tavern earns 500,000 Mora. Hit a different place every day from now on, and you'll be a millionaire in no time."

Han Feng joined in the teasing at this moment.

That proprietress is a smart one too—she knows to pay money to dispel the "disaster."

If every other tavern did the same, Paimon could get rich off this!

"Eh? Oh right! Why didn't I think of that!"

Hearing Han Feng's words, Paimon's eyes lit up.

As if she'd found a quick way to make money.

Mondstadt is this big.

There must be plenty of taverns.

And she could visit the same one often!

One tavern a day is 500,000 Mora!

In a month, that's 15,000,000 Mora!

In a year, that's 180,000,000 Mora!

"Wow, that's so much money!"

Thinking about breaking a hundred million in a year, Paimon's eyes were practically glowing.

She seemed to see an endless stream of Mora waving at her.

"Stop daydreaming, Boss Han is just pulling your leg."

Lumine pinched Paimon's cheek, smiling as she spoke.

If Paimon really went and did that, she'd probably be banned from taverns within days.

That would be nothing short of showing up to pick a fight!

Which tavern could stand for that?

"Hmph, can't a girl at least dream?"

Paimon snorted twice and went back to eating.

So many Mora just gone—heartache is unbearable.

I need to eat more to comfort my wounded soul.

Hearing this, Han Feng and Ying exchanged a glance, both eyes filled with smiles.

At that moment,

Kong and Dai Yin walked over from the shop, holding manga.

"Sis… Boss Han, I've finished reading it—can I get a better reward this time?

Like, that mechanical army of the Mechanical Evil Dragon Beast~~?"

Kong stepped up to the counter, his face full of anticipation.

After finishing *Digital Monster Season 1*, Kong became obsessed with its mechanical army.

A vast, perfectly synchronized force.

Not only massive in number, but with devastating firepower.

If he could have such an army,

Combined with his own Shenyuan Sect,

How could great success elude him?

He'd even have some backbone against Heavenly Principle!

Of course, if he could get a Mechanical Evil Dragon Beast too, that'd be even better!

"Sorry, our rewards are entirely based on customer luck."

Han Feng smiled warmly.

"Cough, cough, Boss Han, look—we're this close now…"

Kong cleared his throat twice, starting to play the emotional card.

Luck was just too unpredictable.

If he'd had a chance to win the mechanical army and lost it now, anyone would be disappointed.

"What's your relationship with Boss Han? Relatives?"

Hearing Kong's words, Ying asked curiously.

If they were relatives, she'd have to change her attitude.

"Uh, not quite yet, I think?"

Kong paused, thinking.

In his view, Ying and Boss Han hadn't officially confirmed their relationship.

So the relative status wasn't valid yet.

But it was only a matter of time.