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Chapter 893

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"Ying, how much should we sell these Hu Luobo for?"

"How about 200 Mora each?"

Yingmei pondered for a moment, then gave a price.

When she had filmed Wanmin Hall in Liyue before,

she'd asked around out of curiosity about food prices.

The Hu Luobo there were 230 Mora a root.

In that case, she'd round it down and just go with 200 Mora.

It wasn't much cheaper anyway.

This way it wasn't unfair competition, and it wouldn't affect ordinary folks much either.

"200 Mora a root — selling a thousand roots is only 200,000 Mora!

Just enough to cover Boss Zou's daily comic fee!"

Little Paimon counted on her fingers as she calculated, feeling a bit glum.

The big money she'd imagined was quite a bit off from this.

"200,000 Mora and you're still complaining it's too little?"

Yingmei shot Little Paimon an exasperated look.

Don't you know, all of this was picked up for free!

This little one's beyond saving!

She's completely fallen into the money pit!

"Ehe!"

Sensing Yingmei's speechlessness, Little Paimon scratched her head, feeling a bit embarrassed too.

Then,

the two of them sat in front of the stall and began quietly waiting for customers to come.

But whether it was bad luck or because the two of them hadn't called out to advertise,

not a single customer showed up.

This result hit Yingmei pretty hard.

Although she hadn't expected to make much money from this,

not having a single customer was just too pathetic, wasn't it?

She'd be too embarrassed to go back and face Han Feng later.

Little Paimon was even more depressed.

This was all tied to her little money, after all!

"Ying, we can't keep going like this, we have to make some changes!"

"Like what?"

Yingmei blinked.

"Like calling out! I saw people shouting at the other stalls!"

Little Paimon pointed at the nearby stalls as she spoke.

"That's just too embarrassing…"

Watching the enthusiastic calls of the aunties and uncles around them, Yingmei awkwardly rubbed her nose.

Setting up a stall was fine,

but shouting like that — she still found it a bit too embarrassing.

"Leave it to me! Ying, you just handle the money!"

Little Paimon declared with a wave of her tiny hand.

Although she was also a bit embarrassed,

for the sake of Mora!

For the sake of becoming a rich person!

She threw caution to the wind!

"Ahem!"

After two dry coughs to clear her throat, Little Paimon began loudly calling out.

"Mondstadt Liyue Mondstadt Liyue, the Jieyou Market has gone bankrupt!

The biggest market in Mondstadt Liyue, the Jieyou Market has gone bankrupt!

Boss Zou Boss Zou, eat drink play eat drink play!

He racked up a debt of a hundred million, and ran off with his little maid!

We have no no no way way way, so we're taking Hu Luobo to offset wages wages.

Originally priced at over a thousand, over two thousand, over three thousand Hu Luobo — all two hundred!

Two hundred two hundred all two hundred! All all all all two hundred!

Walking passing walking passing passersby, don't don't don't miss out!"

This was a meme Little Paimon had picked up from reading comics.

She thought it was fun, so she'd just adapted it on the spot.

Maybe it would have some effect.

Whether it would attract customers, Yingmei didn't know.

By now she was already dumbfounded, her face blank and stunned.

"Who knew little Paimon could even do this?"

The tone's not bad — actually rather pleasant on the ear!

But that's not the point!

The point is,

how dare you be so brazen as to define Boss Han as a "heinous criminal"??

And then run off with the little maid?!

Lumine was quite taken aback.

She had to look at little Paimon in a whole new light!

"Little Paimon sure is brave, walking the road of provoking Han Feng!"

Watching little Paimon still shouting at the top of her lungs, Lumine's face was full of admiration.

Warriors like this are rare!

She felt she had to let a certain Boss Han see this!

So she instantly transformed into Trash Lumine, giggling as she secretly filmed it on her phone.

Little Paimon was busy with her publicity campaign at the moment and didn't notice Trash Lumine's actions behind her.

If she knew, her mental state would absolutely explode!

I'm out here working hard for our rich-lifestyle future,

and you're secretly snitching on me?!.

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