Chapter 1585: with translation of chapter title

Capital Medical University, inside the anatomy teaching and research room.

Director Guo looked at the gross specimen placed on the table and snapped, 'How can there be so few!'

'Director, this is what I saved by scrimping and saving. You promised me a gross anatomy teacher for making new specimens, three years then another three, three years then another three! Boss, it's been almost ten years! When will you get me a gross anatomy teacher?'

Li Zhaosen, the specimen preparation technician, said with an impatient expression.

Although the director oversees the technicians, making specimens is truly not something an ordinary person can do.

Every day smelling formaldehyde, fiddling with each organ of the Gross Title: Teacher……

This is a technical profession, and moreover a technical profession that doesn't make money yet requires extremely high skill.

As for this director of mine, to others he's basically nothing…… In the cooperation with the municipal bureau, all the autopsy work on this side is handled by Li Zhaosen.

If I try to lose face, Li Zhaosen couldn't care less. If really pressed, naturally someone from the municipal bureau will come talk to me.

Director Guo sighed, wearing a mournful face, and said, 'You know our conditions, Li Zhaosen; the college's funds are limited, and gross anatomy teachers are hard to come by now. Isn't that why we're contacting sister schools? Soon, soon.'

'Do the doctors at 912 not do enough surgery normally? What are they doing staring at our little gross specimen?' Li Zhaosen still couldn't bear to part with that segment of intestinal tissue, wearing Gloves and gently stroking it, reluctant to let go.

'It is said that Nobel Prize Nominee Zheng Lao Ban and his assistant will perform an autopsy and demonstrate an Endoscopic Submucosal Dissection, perfect for giving the students a lecture to let everyone understand the latest technology.' Director Guo felt quite troubled.

As a director, having to apologize to the technicians is really embarrassing.

'They also do dissections?' Li Zhaosen said contemptuously.

Director Guo really couldn't refute that.

The doctors at 912, though they see patients and diagnose each day, actually don't spend much time performing Shou Bing.

Many professors specialize in one type of Shou Bing; hearing their Shou Bing numbers sounds terrifying, but in today's clinically refined practice, they only perform Shou Bing on a specific part.

Like 8,000 cases of thyroid, or 10,000 cases of breast, and so on.

Meanwhile, this technician under me is passionate about making anatomy specimens, belonging to those fully versed in anatomy. Compared to them, Li Zhaosen indeed has the qualifications to look down on all the senior directors at 912.

After polishing it for a long time, Director Guo finally held with satisfaction the Gross Title: Teacher's intestine that was a full 30 cm long, overjoyed.

912 is not a Fu Yuan of Capital Medical University; it's just that after a certain marriage alliance, there has been some connection between them.

Mutually courteous, 912 regularly sends clinical professors to give Lessons, and Capital Medical University sends some students to 912 for interclass internships and practice.

However, the doctors who come to give lessons are mostly not frontline clinical senior directors or Fame Under Heaven professors.

They're so busy, how could they have time to teach the kids? Moreover, when they come to teach, there isn't much difference between them and people of slightly lower ability.

Using an anti-aircraft gun to shoot mosquitoes is actually less effective than using a fly swatter.

But this time, the Science and Education Department of 912 actually said that Nobel Prize Nominee Dr. Zheng Ren would come to give a Lesson, and also attending would be 912's Xiao Hua Nei Ke Director Luo, Gastroenterology Surgery Director Wei, and the doctors from the endoscopy room.

This scale is indeed quite grand.

Director Guo doesn't really understand either, but he feels it's probably the title of Nobel Prize Nominee that's causing the fuss.

The two senior directors probably came to Capital Medical University to show support for Dr. Zheng Ren.

No matter what, we need to make thorough preparations on our side; otherwise, slighting the clinical senior directors won't affect my career, but it's still unnecessary.

After all, if seeing patients could be simpler and easier, everyone would be happy.

'Li Zhaosen, you don't want to go have a look?' Director Guo took the gross specimen from Li Zhaosen's hands, put his mind at ease, and then felt like chatting a bit of Idle Talk.

This matter was specially instructed by Dean Zhang; it must not go wrong.

After obtaining the specimen, his mood underwent some Relaxation.

'Today Professor Stephen Jones from Mayo Clinic is giving a Lecture; you wouldn't think I went to listen to a Lesson by some junior doctor at 912, would you?' Li Zhaosen said.

'He's not just some junior doctor; he's a Nobel Prize Nominee.'

'Fake, don't act like I don't understand. Clinical procedures are just for show. What Nobel Prize Nominee? Nonsense.' Li Zhaosen said disdainfully.

Director Guo also had no good ideas, and was even less willing to keep advising Li Zhaosen, that unruly wild horse.

Holding the Gross Title: Teacher's intestine, a faint formaldehyde smell emanated, and Director Guo still felt happy.

The sunshine was bright; he almost started humming a little tune.

……

Second Teaching Building, the largest lecture hall of Capital Medical University, capable of holding a full 600 people. Director Guo embraced the prepared gross intestine specimen and headed straight for the Second Teaching Building.

In such a large lecture hall, doing anatomy, you couldn't see a thing. The front rows could still see the movements, the back rows only saw silhouettes; further back, you saw nothing—just filling numbers, just joining the fun.

This segment of the Gross Title: Teacher's intestine is a waste, Director Guo thought.

Looking at the time, there was still half an hour before the Lesson. Director Guo also wasn't in a rush; he thought that side probably wouldn't have many people.

It was said to be an open Lesson, with no stipulation about which class it was for.

Given the students' laziness, as long as roll isn't called, what's wrong with doing something else? Why cram into the biggest lecture hall just to sleep?

Director Guo thought the attending students wouldn't be many; at most, the student union might organize a few people to show support, and that would be it.

Truly wasteful—wasting resources, wasting time, wasting this Gross Title: Teacher's intestine specimen.

After walking a few Minute, Director Guo felt something Strange.

The Second Teaching Building is located rather remotely; usually not many people go there.

But students kept greeting me, apparently heading to the Second Teaching Building.

Strange, how come there are so many people?

Hmm…… The director of the Surgical Teaching and Research Room brought along many teachers from his team as well? Director Guo waved and greeted Director Wang of the Surgical Teaching and Research Room.

'Director Wang, where are you going?'

When meeting, exchanging a few words of small talk is inevitable.

'It's not that the Science and Education Department of 912 said Zheng Lao Ban would come give a Lesson, and I brought people to listen.' Director Wang was a bit hurried, his steps slightly quicker.

Director Guo caught up and asked, 'Going to show support? With so many people, are you preparing to transfer to 912?'

Obviously, Director Wang had no interest in this somewhat over-the-top joke. He glanced sideways and said, 'This is the first time catching a live Zheng Lao Ban; of course I want to see him.'

'It seems his Nobel Prize project is about intervention, not really related to surgery.' Director Guo said.

「This morning's live broadcast, you watched…… right, you don't have a doctor's license, you can't register as a member of Xinglin Yuan. 」Director Wang hurried off to the Second Teaching Building, saying casually.

The doctor's license is one link in the campus contempt chain, and also one of Director Guo's sore points.

"Xinglin Yuan? What's there to see." Director Guo said disdainfully.

"Zheng Lao Ban has been running a surgery live broadcast on Xinglin Yuan for over a month. This morning they just broadcast two surgeries; the liver-splitting surgery was done really beautifully! I say Director Guo, you should go learn anatomy from Zheng Lao Ban—his anatomical structure is so clear!"