Chapter 1672: with translation of chapter title
Zheng Lao Ban, it's still refreshing to go abroad for a Shou Bing, basically no need to Worry about the patient's problem. Lao He was very relaxed, nestled in the airplane seat, feeling somewhat sentimental.
That's the Boss's high Diagnostic Level. Su Yun said, slightly annoyed, as if recalling that she had lost a bet.
Overall, the medical environment abroad is better than domestic. But once something happens, it's a big deal. Zheng Ren laughed and said: "Like the SB event, carving characters on the transplanted liver, that's an example."
That's true, domestically, no one would dare do such a thing. If done, the patient probably wouldn't say anything either. After all, those who can perform liver transplants are big-shot level figures... Lao He said, smiling.
You're smiling with a sneaky look, what are you thinking? Su Yun said contemptuously.
It's not just that anesthesia thing, right? Lao He said: "I've been complained about once in my life, Yun Ge'er, guess why?"
Where would you even guess that? Awake during surgery? Su Yun asked.
Lao He shuddered, sat up straight immediately, and said: "This matter can't be joked about; if it's normal anesthesia and the patient is awake during surgery, then the matter becomes huge."
What is that matter?
There was a female patient, pretty good-looking, just her mouth a bit big. Lao He said with a smile.
Oh? You made her shout 'go to the market'? Su Yun laughed.
No way. Lao He felt he couldn't talk to Su Yun at all; every sentence left him speechless: "I forgot what kind of Shou Bing I did, just remember that after the general anesthesia, when she was waking up, I shouted for her to open her mouth."
There's nothing wrong with that.
Yeah, later her mouth didn't open wide enough, I kept shouting 'open your mouth wide', 'open your mouth wide'.
Um... Zheng Ren thought of a possibility.
As a result, the patient was awake under general anesthesia, refused to get on the stretcher no matter what, lay on the Operating table crying for an hour. Afterwards, I got complained about. Lao He also felt helpless.
Just because she thought you shouted for her to open her mouth wide? Su Yun also found it unbelievable.
Yeah." Lao He said: "That's her psychological shadow; as a child, being shouted at made her transfer schools. Speaking of school bullying, it can indeed leave a psychological shadow."
Your luck, hahaha~ Su Yun laughed very happily.
Never mind, back then I was about to be promoted to Deputy Chief. Later someone caught hold of a handle, a small matter blew up especially big." Lao He said resentfully: "Yun Ge'er, you say, am I just unlucky?"
It's fine, doing a Shou Bing with the Boss, you definitely won't encounter such a thing. Su Yun comforted Lao He.
That's what was said, but Su Yun still couldn't help laughing.
Yun Ge'er, this kind of thing Zheng Lao Ban can't avoid either, right? Lao He said with a frown.
Who said that." Su Yun said contemptuously: "You have bad luck, your jinx is too strong, you feel like you'll encounter a ghost on any road. Community Hospital, you know?"
I know, just finished renovation, 100 beds, news has spread in the Hospital, saying it was specially built for Zheng Lao Ban." Lao He said.
Started going to the Community Hospital for a look, ended up encountering a patient drinking still-point juice. Su Yun recalled.
"..." Lao He was stunned, then remarked: "There really is a patient drinking still-point juice?"
Yeah." Su Yun turned her head, seeing Xie Yiren half-leaning on Zheng Ren's shoulder, casually flipping through her phone, somewhat contemptuously, and said: "Boss, do you know how that patient ended up?"
You didn't tell me that all kinds of lab tests were fine, and she was transferred out of the ICU the next day?" Zheng Ren asked.
Could it have turned into renal failure later? Zheng Ren, hearing Su Yun say that, guessed as much.
My judgment is definitely fine." Su Yun said: "The patient was observed for three days, then discharged. I'm talking about later; did I tell you?"
Zheng Ren shook his head.
After discharge, that aunt felt she hadn't gotten the juice, her body lacked many nutrients, and she still had some resentment. Su Yun said.
"Resentment..." Zheng Ren let out a long sigh.
"Never mind this, listen to me." Su Yun said: "Later, after returning, a few health product salespeople came to the residential community, and the aunt bought a huge amount of health products."
Health products again?
Surely, they believe in this more than they believe doctors, more than they believe in health products." Su Yun said: "The result was that after consuming it for over half a month, she developed acute renal failure."
"..."
Zheng Ren was speechless.
This person, if they were meant to die in the river, they wouldn't die in the well.
Having been pulled back from death once, how could they still make such a mistake? The health product sellers in the residential community, they'd even dare to eat it? Really, they'd dare to put anything into their mouths.
Besides, people dare to inject anything into their Blood Vessel, let alone eat it.
Later we went to our 912 for dialysis, and the aunt still spoke confidently.
"What did she say?" Zheng Ren also got a bit curious.
She said, swelling in both lower limbs is because the toxins, due to her eating health products, were expelled from the blood vessels and gathered in both lower limbs. The health product sellers said, many people who take medicine end up like this." Su Yun raised her eyebrows, disdainfully said.
Zheng Ren and Lao He sighed.
Wait for the toxins to be expelled with urine, then the body will be fine, equivalent to having changed the blood entirely.
Is it acute?
Yes." Su Yun gave a wry smile: "But I estimate that after she recovers, she'll still have to go back to eating large amounts of unknown-brand health products. Eventually it will turn from acute to chronic. After that, she'll be inseparable from our 912 dialysis room."
Such patients are relatively common.
Now whose money is easiest to make? The elderly and children.
Children are the family's treasures; various tutoring and toy-selling companies sprout up like bamboo shoots after rain.
Moreover, the elderly in the family are the most easily deceived.
The salespeople are each more filial than biological sons and daughters, just short of calling them mom and dad.
Selling health products, selling financial products, various products abound.
And the elderly's weakness for taking small advantages is fully exposed.
Starting with freebies, ending up suffering big losses, it really has fattened batch after batch of people.
Health products made of flour are still okay; like the aunt Su Yun mentioned, she probably bought a product so bad that even flour wouldn't be used, and eating it directly led to renal failure.
But just as if they'd been brainwashed, they still speak up for health products.
But this point is understandable; once it's refuted, wouldn't they just become fools who were tricked?
Some financial products have an annualized yield as high as 110%!
This not only deceives the elderly, but also attracts many middle-aged people to buy.
Zheng Ren doesn't understand.
Warren Buffett works himself to death, and his annualized return over a year is only about 20%.
Do they really think that buying a random financial product can beat Buffett?
You don't need to do anything; just lying down you can beat the global stock god—Zheng Ren also admires this kind of thinking and logic.
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