Chapter 1846: 1782 Boss Peeling Garlic (Monthly Ticket 11000 Bonus ×22)
Don't you think that since 1985, the evaluation of vampires has leaned positive?
It's not that exaggerated; the book Twilight should have been published in 2005. Zheng Ren said.
"From early preparations to later operation, it definitely requires a lot of time." Su Yun said with a smile, "Such a big family is just like that, like a dinosaur, with an extremely long reflex arc. David Dolphin touched their bottom line, so after that, any literature about intestinal absorption of hemoglobin cannot be published."
"That idea is simply too dark; when can you be a bit more cheerful?" Zheng Ren leaned on the sofa, looking at the news.
"I'm telling you the facts, you're lecturing me about morals, are you saying I'm a hooligan?" Su Yun said contemptuously.
"The facts aren't like that either." Zheng Ren said, "Actually I also have doubts about this. Theoretically, patients with porphyria can be effectively treated with blood transfusions, but what about intestinal absorption? You can't think about it; once you do, you feel like your whole self is not well."
"You get nervous just thinking about giving vampires medical treatment, right?" Su Yun said with a squinting smile.
"I don't even know if their bodily structure is the same as humans'; what would it feel like to operate on them?" Zheng Ren's finger twitched, as if eager to try, showing no sign of fear.
"……" Su Yun looked at Zheng Ren, seeing he wasn't joking, and was left speechless.
Has this guy already thought about all that?
This isn't fear; Su Yun could hear from Zheng Ren's tone a hint of eagerness to try.
"Don't just chat, do no chores at all." Chang Yue walked out of the kitchen holding five heads of garlic, threw them to Su Yun, "Peel the garlic!"
"Why do we need so much?" Su Yun saw the five whole heads of garlic and looked displeased.
"Why? Last time we ate garlic fish, who complained there wasn't enough garlic?!" Chang Yue started pulling out her little black notebook, flipping through old accounts.
Every entry is remembered clearly; anyway, Zheng Ren and Su Yun, these two unforgettable types, simply can't recall that there was such a thing.
Zheng Ren picked up a head of garlic and began peeling it silently.
"Boss, tell me about these days. Not even a garlic-peeling little sister, and even Fugui'er knows that when going out for skewers, you need to pair with a garlic-peeling girl in a flowered dress." Su Yun nagged, also starting to peel garlic.
"Don't talk nonsense." Zheng Ren said, "When we go out this time, keep your temper from being so explosive."
Although he knew Su Yun was the type who wouldn't retort unless absolutely certain, he still couldn't help nagging a bit.
"Got it, your way." Su Yun said: "What do you say a werewolf is?"
"Maybe it's hypertrichosis. I saw a photo where hair grew even inside the ear canals, the hair was so lush..."
"What are you thinking about?"
"Do you think this could be a good entry point for treating baldness?" Zheng Ren laughed: "If it's hair transplantation, you'd take the hair from inside the ear canals and plant it on the crown."
"Boss, I admire your imagination." Su Yun said insincerely, "Those with porphyria are supposedly all congenital, completely different from the acquired porphyria patients we see in the hospital; we need to be careful."
"Hmm, just be careful." Zheng Ren said: "Among the four of you, your combat strength is the weakest."
"You really are preparing to fight?"
"No, I'm not; isn't this just saying we should be careful?" Zheng Ren said, "Actually I think if someone gets sick and needs surgery, I'd rush right in—I'm simply too interested!"
"……" Su Yun saw that Zheng Ren was no longer just eager to try, but was anticipating that somewhere in that ancient, mysterious big family there might be someone who needs surgery.
If that were truly the case, it could be said that heaven follows human wishes.
How does this guy like surgery so much? When encountering a vampire illness, instead of thinking about those scary legends, the first thing that comes to mind is the vampire's bodily structure… Wait, Su Yun suddenly recalled what Zheng Ren had just said.
In his heart, he had long since judged that they are not humans!
Definitely they are vampires!
Hey, Su Yun recalled Zheng Ren's earlier words and found his true thoughts.
Five heads of garlic, quickly peeled, Su Yun took them inside.
"I still think there is a difference." Su Yun came back, flopped onto the sofa like after heavy work, limp as mud, "The porphyria patients we usually encounter are acquired, not congenital."
"Actually I think the so-called lack of congenital vs acquired distinction; maybe what we're seeing could really be vampires." Zheng Ren said softly.
"Science, science!"
"Huh? Isn't that what you just said? How come, after going along with what you said, you bring up science again?"
The two of their thoughts have never been unified.
"Don't mess around." Su Yun said solemnly, "Tell me what you're really thinking, your most honest idea."
"Let me give an example." Zheng Ren said, "In the 1950s Turkey, about 4,000 people who ate wheat sprayed with the fungicide hexachlorobenzene contracted a type of porphyria, over a hundred died. Shortly after, hexachlorobenzene fungicide was banned worldwide."
"I know about this."
"If we use your dark idea……"
"What do you mean by my dark idea, as if you haven't thought of it yourself?" Su Yun said unhappily.
"Well, then let's put it another way, explain it with a conspiracy theory. This incident was caused by a vampire in the vampire family who went mad, infecting many people, and finally the blame was pinned on the fungicide hexachlorobenzene."
"What you say sounds like that."
"Getting back to the point, even if so-called vampires are just another race. Like Black people, naturally gifted at running and jumping. Do vampires also have racial talents?"
"How is that like playing a game?"
"More or less that's the meaning." Zheng Ren said: "Let's unify it—what we're going to see is a porphyria patient, the patriarch of an ancient family, tormented by congenital porphyria for years, finally seeking relief."
"Tsk tsk, Boss, if you get kidnapped, just blink your eyes."
"Remembered?"
"Got it, simplifying the complex just means going to see a doctor, nothing else exists. Seeing it also counts as not seeing, right?" Su Yun asked.
"Hmm." Zheng Ren said: "If we could perform surgery, then that's another matter."
"Can't you have a bit of resolve in your heart?"
The two were speaking when the sound of a knife chopping on a cutting board came from the kitchen; that was Xie Yiren mincing garlic.
"I think Xie Yiren's knife skills when cooking are not worse than yours." Su Yun said.
"That's for sure." Zheng Ren said: "In a bit you guys eat, I'm not hungry."
Speaking, the doorbell rang.
Su Yun walked over lazily, pressed the door entry, and asked, "Who is it?"
On the monitor appeared two foreigners with yellow hair and blue eyes, plus one wearing black clothing, with a balaclava covering his face completely.
Su Yun was stunned for a moment.
They're here?
End of Chapter
