Chapter 1936: 1868 Miraculous Way to Wash Underwear (Monthly Ticket 39000 Bonus Chapter ×78)
"Any problems with the patient?" Zheng Ren asked, frowning.
"No." The night shift doctor from last night also froze for a moment; he had slept especially well the previous night. Before going to bed, he had checked the wards, all patients' conditions were stable, there was absolutely no problem.
Afraid that Zheng Lao Ban's assistant would ask some tricky, strange question, the on-duty doctor got up early and, before Zheng Lao Ban's rounds, made another round of the wards.
The patient must not have an accident, right? The on-duty doctor hurriedly ran toward the sound.
Zheng Ren heard the sound seemed not coming from the ward but from the restroom.
Could it be that the patient's hepatic encephalopathy has flared up?
Hepatic encephalopathy is a troublesome condition; it mainly refers to a syndrome of central nervous system dysfunction based on metabolic disorder, whose main clinical manifestations are consciousness disturbance, abnormal behavior, and coma. It can be acute or chronic.
Thinking of this, Zheng Ren quickened his pace. As he walked, he wondered which patient had a problem.
After going through dozens of patients, Zheng Ren still couldn't figure out how there could be trouble.
"I've never seen someone like you! Are you sick?"
"What's it to you? What business is it of yours?"
"This is public property; what the hell are you doing!"
"None of your business!"
Zheng Ren heard the arguing, paused for a moment, seeming not that the patient's condition was problematic, but something else.
His head ached a little; these trivial matters really wasted energy. However, having encountered them, Zheng Ren could only go take a look to rule out that the patient truly had hepatic encephalopathy.
In the Community Hospital's restroom, men on the left, women on the right, with a sink and a large water heater in the middle.
On the water heater, there was……
Wearing a white women's lace underwear……
The hot water splashed, washing the underwear; Zheng Ren stared dumbfounded.
What the hell is this?!
Washing underwear with the public faucet?
The on-duty doctor also stared dumbfounded; seeing it wasn't a patient issue, he looked up at Zheng Ren, seeking his opinion.
"Yo? Fandecie underwear? Looks like you need a hundred minus one?" Su Yun stepped forward, blew a breath, and made the two arguing people stare straight.
Looks, sometimes really can decide many things.
When Zheng Ren said that, it was just being a rascal; when Su Yun said it, it was just charm.
People, they really are different.
"Really, someone actually believes this, boss, come take a look." Su Yun waved.
Zheng Ren frowned, making himself look at women's underwear—what does that mean?
Su Yun, this guy, what does he want to say!
"Come on, come on, everyone come take a look." Su Yun stood by the water heater faucet, first found something to turn off the hot water, and shouted.
Everyone was in a dazed state, what are they doing? Even Zheng Ren didn't understand what Su Yun was up to.
"Miss, your method is great!" Su Yun clapped his hands and said loudly.
Originally there were already onlookers outside; as Zheng Ren and Su Yun arrived, the crowd of onlookers grew larger.
"There's a legendary miraculous way to wash underwear; today I've really opened my eyes." Su Yun said, "Using 90-degree Celsius water to rinse, that's the first step, am I right?"
Saying that, Su Yun glanced at the temperature on the large water heater: 90°.
The owner of the underwear beside them was a woman in her thirties; she stared dumbfounded at Su Yun, only then regaining her composure.
Every morning rounds, for her it was like watching a celebrity concert. She never expected that this Doctor Su would actually be standing beside her, saying something.
She dazedly nodded.
"I remember that in the summary material, the third step is to put the underwear in a tray and use the microwave for 3-5 minutes of pre-treatment."
Laughter……
Everyone erupted in an uproar.
There's still this kind of divine maneuver?
"Add a little detergent to clean water, set aside. Then prepare a pot, put in the underwear, stir-fry gently, then simmer in clear water." Su Yun said with a smile.
"Doctor Su, what next? What next?"
"Wow, there's still this divine maneuver!"
"I'm dying laughing, stir-frying underwear on low heat!"
The crowd burst into laughter; patients' relatives who had spoken with Su Yun began to clamor.
"Third step, simmer for half an hour, open the lid, add disinfectant, then turn up the heat to reduce the liquid."
"Then it can be taken out of the pot, right?"
"How are we supposed to eat it?"
"With added thirteen spices?"
The onlooking snack-eating crowd burst into laughter, happily watching the underwear's owner stand beside Su Yun, her face flushing red then white.
"Don't rush, there's more." Su Yun laughed heartily and said, "After reducing the liquid, the underwear needs to be sun‑exposed to achieve the desired result."
"What if it's overcast?" someone asked.
"Overcast is even better!" Su Yun said, "On overcast days, choose to run direct current through the underwear; that way the sterilization effect is better!"
Laughter~~~
The onlooking crowd was all defeated by Su Yun's brainhole.
Everyone laughed until they doubled over; an embarrassing, senseless argument actually came to nothing.
The underwear's owner turned bright red, hastily gathered her underwear, and slunk away.
"All right, all right, go get the hot water fixed, replace the faucet, thoroughly disinfect inside and out, everyone just endure for a day." Su Yun waved his hand and said.
Zheng Ren laughed.
Su Yun is somewhat talented; this kind of thing, after he steps in, it's really easy.
"Chang Yue, do you remember which patient's family that person just was?" Su Yun and the others had mostly dispersed, he asked softly.
I know, what's up?
"How many days post-op? How many Shou Bing have been done?" Su Yun asked.
"The second-stage Shou Bing done the day before yesterday, should be discharged the day after tomorrow." Chang Yue said, she already understood Su Yun's meaning.
The two turned their gazes toward Zheng Ren.
"Check on the patient, if nothing's wrong just handle the discharge." Zheng Ren said.
This is a kind of tacit understanding.
Whenever there's a difficult-to-manage patient or patient's family, in situations with no alternative, one can only handle discharge procedures.
And this matter this morning, if you say it's bad, it's bad to the extreme.
Like the incident in the guesthouse where someone threw used sanitary pads into the boiling water kettle, it's completely a disgusting behavior.
Having such a time bomb nearby, who knows what trouble it'll stir up.
Zheng Ren felt his luck was not bad.
The patient had already finished the second-stage Shou Bing, then this happened. Zheng Ren immediately thought, if a severe ascites patient had just been admitted and hadn't had Shou Bing yet, what would I do?
After looking around at the patients, Zheng Ren's mind kept pondering this matter.
Being in a dilemma is certain.
However, when after seeing the patients and leaving the Community Hospital, Zheng Ren, at the moment he saw sunlight, was momentarily dazed, then laughed.
Big Pig Trotter giving one's Luck Value, originally also had these uses. Compared to letting oneself be troubled, focusing on one thing.
This thing, seems pretty useful.
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