Chapter 1944: 1876 Outfit Clash (Monthly Ticket 40500 Bonus ×81)

After the surgery, the girls said all sorts of weird stuff.

Zheng Ren thought, actually it's quite interesting.

Men undergoing surgery…… just thinking of that, Zheng Ren pictured Director Wei's stockings.

It's practically a nightmare.

Find a chance to definitely give Director Wei radiofrequency ablation—it's a ten‑minute thing, why be afraid?!

"Also there's the hourglass figure, which is the legendary S‑shape."

"This kind is the best, right?"

"Different strokes for different folks. The S‑shape is what Westerners love most, but over here it's not necessarily the case. For this body type, the ugliest way to dress is a 50/50 split; it's perfect for mermaid skirts, bodycon dresses, and the waistline must be shown off—it's simply perfect!"

"Black Widow has this figure; she dresses very appropriately, and although she's only 1.6 m tall, you wouldn't notice."

"Mermaid skirt?"

"Just like a mermaid."

"Mermaids in water still need to keep a human shape, so they must be quite fat, because they need lots of fat to withstand the water temperature." Zheng Ren thought of mermaids and blurted out.

"Huh? What you said actually makes sense." Xie Yiren immediately agreed.

This is also because Su Yun isn't here; Zheng Ren feels smug, thinking his performance today was nearly perfect.

"What's the fifth type?"

"It's the strawberry body type." Xie Yiren said: "Bigger on top, smaller on bottom, wide shoulders, narrow arms, large frame, forming an inverted triangle. If dressed poorly it looks bulky. A girl's inverted triangle differs from a guy's; too bulky isn't attractive."

"For the strawberry type, you generally work from top to bottom, paying attention to both. A V‑neck top shifts focus to the neck, an A‑line skirt nicely covers the shoulders, softening their width—dressed like that it looks especially good!"

After Xie Yiren finished explaining to Zheng Ren, he had no impression at all. He only remembered that the Chu sisters were the type where a single cut would make the appendix pop out on its own.

But what body type is Yi Ren?

Zheng Ren was about to ask, but a strong survival urge made him pause.

Those five body types don't seem to match Xiao Yi Ren's figure.

Weird!

Forget it, no point asking more—more talk, more mistakes. Zheng Ren made a choice he thought was correct.

"Which store should we go to?"

"Madewell brand, J. Crew's sub‑line, goes for a young, simple style; you can tell from the colors and design it's lively casual wear. Their off‑shoulder pieces are great, and there's still the most important point……"

Xie Yiren smiled; she knew Zheng Ren didn't understand, but the road conditions were a bit complicated, so she could only focus on driving.

After that stretch of road, Xie Yiren continued: "This is a small brand, so we won't run into outfit clashes."

"Outfit clash? Is that scary?" Zheng Ren asked.

"Girls compare with each other just like undergoing surgery. You say you had the same operation, similar situation, you finished an hour earlier than others, stand behind and say, 'Old Li, your surgery was really good.'"

Xie Yiren imitated Zheng Ren's way of speaking, and it was spot on.

"Haha!" Zheng Ren laughed loudly.

"That's pretty much the idea; the hospital where I interned had people like that." Xie Yiren said: "When girls walk down the street and see someone wearing the exact same outfit, everyone feels embarrassed. Moreover, the obviously unattractive person will be in a foul mood all day. Going home, they'd even want to tear that outfit to shreds—really, truly."

"Oh, I see." Zheng Ren still didn't get it.

If your surgery is slower than others', just practice. If your figure isn't good, you can train it too.

This is outside Zheng Ren's world; he knows nothing about it and doesn't want to.

"And there's an even more embarrassing case." Xie Yiren said: "When I was in school, my upper‑bunk sister got a boyfriend."

"And then?" Zheng Ren asked.

He often asked "and then?" because that's what he heard in the Legend of the Condor Heroes as a kid. When people tell stories, the most respectful line is to ask "and then?"

"She knew her boyfriend had an ex‑girlfriend, had seen the boyfriend's watermarked Weibo photos, and noted the account." Xie Yiren said: "Actually she didn't think much of it. Later, after a year, one day she was bored in the dorm, scrolled through her boyfriend's ex's photos, and discovered they had loads of matching outfits!"

Zheng Ren felt…… this guy totally felt nothing.

Outfit clash—what's the big deal about clashing with an ex‑girlfriend?

Xie Yiren continued: "The most infuriating part is that the ex‑girlfriend looks better in those clothes, and they were both bought a year ahead. You tell me, isn't that maddening?"

Zheng Ren faintly felt a chill.

Good thing I have no ex‑girlfriend, good, good. I definitely can't court disaster and turn Xie Yiren into an ex.

"So she found her boyfriend and gave him a scolding. After that we two went out to eat, and we ate a lot!" Speaking of eating, Xie Yiren's face glowed with an alluring light.

Zheng Ren recalled a metaphor he always used in school, like a big apple.

He hehe‑ed, smirking secretly, without trying to comment on the matter.

Arriving at the mall, the two held hands and went to the counter to look at clothes.

Over the next four hours, Zheng Ren finally witnessed the radiance that girls emit while shopping.

Xie Yiren didn't just take him to buy stuff for the Chu sisters and call it a day.

From the moment they entered the shopping mall, she seemed like a different person. Every store was familiar to her, and she could rattle off 1‑2‑3‑4‑5 for each summer new arrival.

Just like Zheng Ren does in case discussions, except now Zheng Ren has become a spectator.

Holding Xiao Yi Ren's hand, Zheng Ren could feel the warmth in his palm gradually rising, gradually turning into sweat.

Watching Xiao Yi Ren change into about twenty outfits, Zheng Ren's hands were laden with shopping bags, heavy as lead.

To keep his energy up, Zheng Ren even took a sip of an energy potion.

Big Pig Trotter would never imagine that, when performing surgery to the point of exhaustion, this guy would cautiously refuse to drink an energy potion.

But in the Alps' ancient castle, he drank it without hesitation. While accompanying Xiao Yi Ren on her shopping spree, he drank it again!

I don't know if the little white fox is now fuming with smoke coming out of its seven orifices.

However, Zheng Ren still gained something.

Xiao Yi Ren's shoulders are a bit narrow, like a right angle. Her neck is also long, presumably what people call a swan neck. Her waist…… is very slim, presumably an A4 waist.

What kind of figure is this?

Those five definitely aren't it; who knows?

When Xiao Yi Ren came out in a red off-shoulder evening gown, Zheng Ren was dumbstruck. 'Holy shit,' she looks amazing—I almost blurted it out.

The thick straps twisted into a braid design further highlighted Xiao Yi Ren's right-angled shoulders, the perfect curve of her shoulders and neck, lacking muscular strength but full of youthful vigor.

Feel...

Zheng Ren immediately nipped that thought.

I've been led astray by Charles; after he finished talking about the feel, I keep thinking of that word.

However, Xiao Yi Ren didn't let him judge; she just checked herself in the mirror, fluttering past Zheng Ren like a butterfly.