Chapter 2182: with translation of chapter title

Old Liu not twisting his bald head, always feels something missing.

Zheng Ren thought of Liu Zewei, and happily smiled.

Right, Chang Yue, do you know how Old Liu's baldness came about? Su Yun asked.

It couldn't be that he coiled it himself, right? Chang Yue asked offhand.

Not not. Su Yun said, "I asked him, he said when he was young chasing his wife, he also pondered romance, like walking in the rain. Now the rain has so much acidity, just strolling around and it turned out like this."

When the plot was exhausted and the dagger appeared, Zheng Ren didn't expect Su Yun's counterattack to be so fast.

Right, you should protect the hair around you well. Girls are nice, other hair long, later you can braid a ponytail and it won't be visible. If you become like Old Liu, you'd be twisting your head while chatting with patients' families, tsk tsk.

Get lost! Chang Yue shouted angrily.

That scene is too beautiful; Chang Yue couldn't even dare to imagine it.

Su Yun laughed ha ha, completely unbothered by Chang Yue's anger. Given her current state, what's there to be afraid of? Afraid she can't outdrink her? Just joking.

Brother, buy a flower for sister? A fifteen- or sixteen-year-old girl holding a bouquet walked over and asked softly.

Zheng Ren and Su Yun both carefully examined the little girl.

She was dressed very clean and proper, looks like a diligent working-study type, or a student doing social practice.

Her expression a bit shy; after saying a sentence, she didn't know what to say next. If she were more experienced, those sisters so pretty, matching with flowers, those cheesy lines wouldn't even come out.

How much for a rose? Zheng Ren felt moved, asked.

All the flowers are five yuan each.

The price is okay; Di Du can't really be compared to Hua Cheng. Five yuan, in Hua Cheng you could buy a big bunch.

Zheng Ren took a rose, feeling a bit nervous.

Life still needs some sense of ceremony. Just thinking of sending flowers to Yi Ren, Zheng Ren's heart felt like riding a roller coaster.

Su Yun then calculated, bought a rose and three jasmine flowers.

Why buy so many? Zheng Ren saw the girl happily walk away, then asked.

Here, this is yours. Su Yun shoved the rose and a jasmine into Chang Yue's hand, holding jasmine she laughed: "Women are so petty, seeing your family's Xie Yiren with flowers makes their eyes turn red. You say you're the boss, if they didn't know they'd think you're deliberately stirring up trouble."

Zheng Ren wouldn't think that much. He helplessly looked at Su Yun, too lazy to bother with this guy.

The meaning of jasmine is fidelity, purity, simplicity. Su Yun smiled somewhat evilly, Zheng Ren had a bad feeling.

Seeing he still held two jasmine flowers, likely one each for Liu Xiao Jie and Lin Yuan.

Plus Su Yun's evil smile, Zheng Ren truly didn't know what would happen.

Soon, Feng Xu Hui's car also arrived.

Liu Xiao Jie, Lao He, Lin Yuan got out; Su Yun smiled narrowly and handed the jasmine in her hand to Lin Yuan and Liu Xiao Jie.

Girls basically like flowers, especially with continuous spring rain, jasmine has a few drops of rain, looking tender and dewy, especially pretty.

"Thank you, Yun Ge'er." Lin Yuan said cheerfully.

"Thank you." Liu Xiao Jie still a bit shy.

"Hehe." Su Yun's evil smile grew a bit more, she greeted everyone to go inside, into the private room, each sat down.

The professor didn't come to eat; his obsession with the Nobel Prize made him abandon all extracurricular activities, fully devoted.

Looking at the girls playing with jasmine, Su Yun glanced at Zheng Ren and said, "Boss, once there was a school food poisoning, over three hundred students were sent to the hospital."

"Oh? What caused the poisoning?" As soon as this was mentioned, Zheng Ren felt a bit energized.

"It's said to be the plumber's pot."

"Huh?"

"Later the report said they'd connected the septic tank faucet and the tap water faucet backwards. Not long after, they switched it back. But it still caused..." Su Yun said laughing.

Rushing to eat and talking about this feces/urine joke, Zheng Ren expressed contempt for Su Yun. As long as it's not aged feces appearing before his eyes, some verbal attacks are basically ineffective.

"Right!" Lin Yuan flicked her ponytail, immediately chimed in, "I've also experienced something like that once."

"Yo ho, there's a straight man too," Su Yun immediately looked at Lin Yuan with great interest.

"Not that the septic tank pipe and tap water pipe were misconnected; I don't know where the problem was, pressure rose, and the bathrooms on floors 1 to 7 exploded one after another."

While saying, Lin Yuan also made an exaggerated gesture, "bang bang bang, like fireworks. Just the smell was too awful, luckily I hadn't returned to the dorm yet, standing outside watching the fun."

"The classmates inside were miserable; I recall it and feel scared, luckily I wasn't in the dorm that day." Lin Yuan said laughing.

Zheng Ren imagined Lin Yuan's described scene: each floor of the dormitory building bursting forth yellow fountains with a strong odor, really unbearable to watch.

But it's nothing much; for a surgeon who's long stood at the operating table scooping feces, that's just trivial.

Chang Yue frowned, she brought the jasmine closer, as if to use its scent to dispel this nauseating odor.

"By the way, when I was in school I once went to the chemical engineering college to audit for a while." Su Yun laughed and changed the topic.

"What did you go to the chemical engineering college for?" Zheng Ren asked.

"Boss, optical medicine has no future, and besides anatomy class I don't have anything else worth taking." Su Yun said.

Zheng Ren thought, that's also the case.

"The main thing is that professor over there wanted to pull me into his graduate studies; he said chemical engineering is the future direction of development, and it's much more interesting than medicine." Su Yun gave a slight evil smile.

"One day the professor assigned a task to several senior brothers and sisters: go to the septic tank and use a measuring cup to scoop out a cup of already fermented feces."

"This is messing with people, right?" Zheng Ren frowned.

"No way." Su Yun laughed ha ha, "After purification, only about 10 mg of white crystals remained. That stench, no matter how many layers of masks you wear it's useless; as they say, concentration is essence."

"And then?"

"Later the professor said, dilute the crystals with alcohol at a ratio of 1:1000."

Zheng Ren saw Su Yun's smile become even more evil, knowing the show was about to begin.

"After dilution, the smell changed. From an utterly unbearable stench, it became jasmine perfume." Su Yun smiled narrowly at Chang Yue, "The professor also said, to give the jasmine perfume you made to your lover; if you don't have one, give it to your best friend, saying you made it yourself."

Chang Yue seemed to have been slightly electrified, pushing the jasmine flower aside.

"Er, Professor told you all that behind the best things may hide something rather unsavory, right?" Lin Yuan, in an instant, elevated Su Yun's topic.