Chapter 2390: with translation of the chapter title
2395.2309 Go back and read more books for two years (Alliance Leader Feng Xiaoxiao y extra chapter 1)
"【Admit to hospital, first control blood sugar.】 Zheng Ren showed no emotion, as if he were doing a major internal medicine ward round, speaking on stage alike, he said coldly: 'Do a full set of electrolyte and toxicology tests, antinuclear antibodies, lupus anticoagulant, antiphospholipid antibody tests; tumor screening and routine EEG.'"
"……" Li Zhu ren's head felt like it had become two big heads.
A large batch of tests, many of which he rarely encounters in his daily work. Zheng Lao Ban just said them offhand, and he could barely remember them.
"Zheng... Zheng Lao Ban, please wait a moment." Li Zhu ren kept bowing, expressing his apology, then quickly walked to the Inpatient Doctor, asked for a pen, and also took two A4 sheets.
The Emergency Department internal medicine doctor leaned against the door, looking surprised at the young person he had previously suggested go to a psychiatric hospital for evaluation.
Looking at Li Zhu ren from the General Surgery Department, who acted all high and mighty then fawning over the young person, the Emergency Department internal medicine doctor snorted in disdain.
But he was more curious about where these two young people came from.
Li Zhu ren bent at the waist, standing beside one of them, the feeling was very familiar—just like when making rounds, when he stood before the chief, holding pen and paper, he began to record the chief's medical orders.
"What a headache, will they even be able to see patients?" the Emergency Department internal medicine doctor thought disparagingly.
In his view, most doctors in the world are mediocre, relying on accumulating time and gradually climbing up by promoting their professional titles.
And what is most important to a doctor, they don't know. The original intention of healing and saving lives has now become mere service.
MD! The Emergency Department internal medicine doctor thought this, then silently cursed in his heart.
What a crappy world, those who painstakingly treat and save lives get eliminated, just like me. Meanwhile, doctors who focus on how to serve and make money only get better off.
Reverse elimination—I, a heaven‑gifted genius, have actually ended up in the Emergency Department.
Li Zhu ren, before this *** disease, he could actually understand it? No way.
Those two young people, after glancing at a head CT scan, knowing nothing else, actually sat there pretending to be big shots, mimicking the chief's manner as they gave medical orders.
Isn't this just nonsense?
What he found most contemptible was Li Zhu ren's fawning attitude—his whole person had sunk to the level of a sewer pipe.
Sycophant! the Emergency Department internal medicine doctor thought. At that age, bending over to show respect, those two young doctors actually accepted it without hesitation—truly they have no manners.
People's hearts are not what they used to be.
This is a hospital, not a children's pretend‑play.
Thinking this over, Li Zhu ren stood up holding the A4 paper, left hand on his hip, as if he had been bending his waist for a while; his protruding lumbar disc made even him unable to bear it.
The Emergency Department internal medicine doctor immediately saw the two young people turn and leave without a hint of hesitation.
Li Zhu ren exchanged a few words with the patient's family, firmly rejecting the old man's request to go home.
"Xiao Sun, admit him to the hospital." Li Zhu ren supported his waist and walked over.
"Li Zhu ren, your old waist—is it really necessary?" the Emergency Department internal medicine doctor said in a disdainful tone, not hiding it at all: "Whose child are you, acting like this?"
He still restrained himself; the final sentence about whether to lose face was left unsaid.
Li Zhu ren seemed not to hear it; his mind was still filled with the tests and diagnoses Zheng Lao Ban had just said needed to be done.
What a strange disease—how could I not know about it?
The Emergency Department internal medicine doctor's mocking words went in Li Zhu ren's left ear and out the right; he didn't take them to heart, merely understanding from the literal meaning what he was asking.
"What do you mean whose child? Those are experts from the capital, Zheng Lao Ban and Professor Su." Li Zhu ren said, pounding his sore waist.
"Experts? Or just brick‑layers? People these days are shameless—anyone dares to call themselves an expert. If a brick falls from the sky and hits someone, that person becomes a brick‑expert." the Emergency Department internal medicine doctor said scornfully.
"Hurry up and issue the admission slip, why all the chatter." Li Zhu ren became a little unhappy: "That's Zheng Lao Ban, who received a Nobel Prize recommendation this year."
"Nobel Prize? Zheng Lao Ban?" the Emergency Department internal medicine doctor stared for a moment.
He curled his lips, "Can you even buy a Nobel Prize these days? It's like going to the American Music Awards to accept an award—still no shame."
Moreover, he didn't believe a word Li Zhu ren said.
After glancing at the A4 paper in Li Zhu ren's hand, the Emergency Department internal medicine doctor reached over and took it, saying: "Let me see what diagnosis the Nobel Prize nominee gave."
Li Zhu ren was caught off guard; the A4 paper was snatched away.
The handwriting was very messy; Li Zhu ren had used many symbols to mark what tests to do. But some tests he didn't know the abbreviations for, so he could only write them out stroke by stroke.
Considering rheumatic chorea, considering Huntington's disease, considering carcinoid syndrome—his considerations were indeed quite thorough, right?
The Emergency Department internal medicine doctor looked on, and the person fell silent.
After reading it all through, he still said disparagingly, "Didn't even consider diabetic dermopathy? This Nobel Prize‑nominated doctor isn't that good either."
"What?" Li Zhu ren blinked in surprise.
"Diabetic dermopathy—you don't know? Go back and flip through the books, check it properly." the Emergency Department internal medicine doctor couldn't be bothered to explain to Li Zhu ren.
As an ordinary Inpatient Doctor, speaking to the chief in this tone—it's probably not the first or second time; otherwise, how could he have been kicked over to the Emergency Department?
"Oh, Zheng Lao Ban said to send the patient to the hospital and first control blood sugar. If nothing else is wrong, it's just the blood sugar causing it—this is what he suspects most, it seems……"
Li Zhu ren habitually explained a couple of sentences, then immediately realized the person before him wasn't Zheng Lao Ban but that Doctor Sun whom everyone looks down on, who speaks in a sarcastic tone and constantly stirs up medical disputes.
"Why all this chatter!" Li Zhu ren snapped, "Hurry up and admit him to the hospital."
"What's with the anger? Hurry up and tell the family to keep blood sugar under control from now on. If this blood sugar keeps rising, it could be fatal." said the Emergency Department internal medicine doctor.
"Zheng Lao Ban said all these things." Li Zhu ren straightened his chest; as he spoke, he felt as if a great mountain stood behind him, his heart unusually steadfast.
"Zheng Lao Ban also said that a sudden worsening of symptoms is from drinking charm water."
"What?" the Emergency Department internal medicine doctor stared, "Drinking charm water? I didn't know this could be related to drinking charm water."
"That stuff is just a trick to swindle money; over the years I've never seen anyone harmed by drinking it."
Seeing the expression of the Emergency Department internal medicine doctor, Li Zhu ren felt delighted inside.
"If I don't say you're young, there's a lot you don't understand, yet you still want to compete with Zheng Lao Ban." Li Zhu ren said with a chuckle, patting the Emergency Department internal medicine doctor's shoulder, "Go back and study for another two years, then go to the capital to find Zheng Lao Ban."
End of Chapter
