Chapter 2418: 2334 Righteously Selling Fake Medicine (Alliance Leader Aiyao Baogege Bonus Chapter 5)
There are no mice at home; maybe she bought it herself. I and her father have never bought this stuff. The patient's mother was tearful and flustered, but her thinking was still clear.
And you? Zhou Litao looked at the young man.
I haven't bought it either; I don't know where my sister got this medicine. The young man said immediately.
Is there a store near your home that sells Strong Rat Poison? Zhou Litao then asked.
Doctor, nowadays everyone shops online, okay? The young man habitually retorted to Zhou Litao.
His tone of voice was like Su Yun's, but his looks were far worse; speaking like that made him unforgivable.
The patient's mother backhanded him, raised her hand high, then lightly brought it down, scolding: "How dare you speak to the doctor like that."
Here, just take a look and you'll know. Su Yun said lightly from the side.
Look at what? Zhou Litao asked.
You don't shop online? Have a look at her phone. After saying that, Su Yun reached out: "Where is her phone?"
I'll go check; if it's not on me, I'll go home to look for it. The young man said immediately.
He ran over, quickly found the patient's phone, then picked up a finger, unlocked it via fingerprint, and brought it over.
He opened the app, checked the browsing history; Su Yun's skill was so proficient it was ridiculous. Zheng Ren thought that if Su Yun used that speed for shopping, no amount of money would be enough for him to squander.
Really bought Strong Rat Poison? Could it be fake medicine? Online shopping nowadays is so unreliable. Su Yun muttered in surprise.
He then opened the chat record between the patient and the shop.
【I want to buy poison.】
The patient spoke very directly; his first sentence was this kind of blunt remark.
Adding to the patient's earlier muttering that his soul wanted to kill his own body, Zheng Ren sighed.
When a depression patient's condition reaches a certain point, suicide is common. Calling it a kind of cancer, Zheng Ren wouldn't object. In recent days, several entertainment celebrities have committed suicide due to depression; thinking about it makes one feel sorrowful.
【Who are you going to give it to eat.】
Zheng Ren then saw the shop's reply, which was a bit improper, a frivolous, carefree attitude coming at him.
【Is it for mice or for cats and dogs?】
The shop continued with a sentence.
【Mice.】
【I recommend Strong Rat Poison, also called Three-Step Down; it works on all mammals, literally instant. If it doesn't kill, catch the mice and bring them to my home, and I'll perform swallowing live mice.】
Next came a straightforward payment.
Su Yun took her phone and began contacting the shop.
【Dear, are you there.】
【Yes.】 After a few seconds of silence on the other end, they immediately said, 【Myself, or a family member?】
【Myself.】
【Impossible, stop joking. You must have eaten Strong Rat Poison and been sent to the hospital for rescue.】
Su Yun looked up and exchanged a glance with Zheng Ren.
Up to now, this matter has become especially interesting.
【How do you know?】 Su Yun typed back at full speed, almost blindly.
【Tch, just look at the meaning of the words; only an idiot wouldn't see it. Don't worry, the buyer is fine; the medicine contains starch. She's already the 28th person to come buy medicine to commit suicide; her family doesn't keep a good eye on her, can't get over any big or small matter, so she has to take medicine.】
【Buddy, there aren't many who sell fake medicine so righteously.】
Su Yun replied with a cheerful laugh.
【What's with selling fake medicine, can't you speak? This is giving people a second chance at life; a second chance—how important! It's like time travel, not soul transmigration, but bodily transmigration!】
Zheng Ren saw this line and almost burst into tears.
I feel like I haven't read novels in a long time; have those few books grown fat and sturdy enough to be slaughtered?
Or maybe raising them has already killed them without us knowing.
【I'm a doctor at the hospital, buddy, tell me how you sell fake medicine.】
【Say it again, I'm not selling fake medicine!】
【Fine, how do you save an innocent soul, giving them a chance to come back again?】
【Is saying it like that enough to be right?】
The shop then sent a smug expression and continued speaking.
【You don't do online sales, that's troublesome. You say I sell a bit of Strong Rat Poison; if someone really bought it and took revenge on society, feeding it to kindergarten kids, what would we do?】
As soon as that was said, the few people watching nearby were dumbfounded.
What he said is true; if there really were such a heinous person, what would we do?
【Don't worry, I'm a Crown shop; I've considered all these things before selling goods, and I've specially studied psychology.】
"……"
This time, even Zheng Ren and Su Yun were dumbfounded.
To sell a bit of Strong Rat Poison, do we really need to study psychology? Nowadays, selling anything online is fiercely competitive.
This is a joke; everyone knows what the shop means in chat.
【For anyone buying poisonous medicine, I always chat a few sentences, judging the buyer's mental state from the chat. We can't just take money and sell, can we?】
【Buddy, awesome!】
Su Yun sent a thumbs-up emoji; Zheng Ren could tell it was genuine praise.
【That's natural, though usually they're suicidal; I haven't seen the vengeful type yet. This is the 28th buyer wanting to commit suicide; the account is here; if you want to show thanks, just send money over.】
【Here, you take a look yourself.】 Su Yun cheerfully handed the phone to the patient's younger brother, "Decide how to show gratitude as you see fit."
Zhou Litao looked at him, laughing and crying; he shook his head, glanced at the patient, and said, "Observe for one night; if nothing happens, you can go home."
The numbers on the ECG Monitor remained steady; it seemed nothing was wrong.
Zheng Ren's thoughts were not of the patient, nor of the poisonous rat strong, but of the Wang Daoshi of Laoque Mountain.
Regardless of what one does, it's really enough to have good intentions. Selling rat poison online can save a life; this is indeed quite interesting.
"This guy who specially studied psychology is probably also a wonderful person." Su Yun said with a smile, while taking out her phone.
Open the APP, find that shop, then leave a record.
"What are you going to do?"
"If there is fate, if there is an opportunity, let's meet and chat. Life, after all, is about walking many roads, appreciating many sceneries, meeting many interesting people. If there is an opportunity, let's have a drink together, sitting and chatting, how fun." Su Yun's mouth curled into a perfect arc.
"Let's go, go see Director Miao."
"You're just too boring, all you know is to do Shou Bing all day." Su Yun said contemptuously.
"I am only three and a half months away from the Nobel Prize." Zheng Ren replied expressionlessly.
"It sounds as if you could get one."
"The problem shouldn't be big." Zheng Ren smiled, "Old Luo Qie said fairness; the greatest fairness is to return the Nobel Prize owed to clinical techniques over these many years."
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