Chapter 3041: 2840 Giving Flirtatious Glances to a Blind Person
However, Zheng Ren and Su Yun didn't say anything.
Generally, the assistants that the surgeon brings up on stage are either students, or the two have a relationship like that of master and apprentice. It's just that this Professor Liu is somewhat…… never mind, anyway it's none of my business, Zheng Ren sighed and began watching the operation on the screen.
The alpha helix guidewire broke off inside; it seems Professor Liu tried various methods but couldn't retrieve it.
Normally, at this point an RT muscle incision should be made at the 11–12 o'clock position, but no matter how carefully the incision is made, this procedure is always a secondary injury and inevitably carries the risk of other complications.
Zheng Ren put on gloves, smiled, and said, "Teacher Liu, would you like to take a break?"
Professor Liu was taken aback; he never expected the legendary overbearing and domineering Zheng Lao Ban to be so polite. Not only did he come to help on stage, but he also addressed him as teacher.
"Zheng Lao Ban, Zheng Lao Ban, you're being too polite," Professor Liu said, flustered.
"Take a break, I'll give it a try." After saying that, Zheng Ren looked at the young doctor standing in the corner and asked, "What's your name?"
"……"
A deathly silence fell in the endoscopic operating room; no one expected Zheng Lao Ban to actually speak to the young doctor who had made a mistake.
Su Yun walked over to the young doctor, patted his shoulder, and said, "Why are you crying? Who hasn't made a mistake when they were young?"
The young doctor stared for a moment, barely holding back his tears, and said through sobs, "I… my surname is Gong, given name Ben." (Note)
"……"
That shocking, outrageous name is truly… awesome! Zheng Ren marveled at how obvious the young doctor's parents' desire to save trouble was.
"Gong Ben, hahaha~" Su Yun laughed, "Go up and set up the table, stop crying here, what nonsense."
"Set up the table? Find him?"
Professor Liu was also taken aback, but he tried his best to meet Zheng Lao Ban's request, after all, the latter had come to wipe his ass and settle all kinds of messy business.
"Gong Ben, hurry up," Professor Liu said sternly.
The young doctor seemed extremely afraid of Professor Liu, he shuddered, then immediately trotted over to Zheng Ren.
The operating room isn't that big; there's really no need to run, and Zheng Ren also knew this was just for show.
This guy's guts are too small, and he's so flustered it's no wonder he pulled the guidewire out during surgery, causing the alpha helix guidewire to break. Although Quan Xiaocao is timid, he's meticulous, and he and Gong Ben are two different kinds of beings.
"Take it slow, it'll actually be faster." Zheng Ren smiled, handed the other end of the guidewire to Gong Ben, and then asked, "Do you know where you went wrong just now?"
"I… I was too hasty."
Gong Ben almost cried from being questioned.
I originally thought this Zheng Lao Ban was a good person, but I didn't expect him to be just like the rumors—this is a slap in my own face.
You're a Nobel Prize laureate, picking on students… is that really necessary?
Zheng Ren operated while explaining, "The cause of guidewire breakage during ERCP may be related to the formation of a small alpha helix at the guidewire's tip; the helical loop creates uneven force on the tip, making it prone to snapping when the guidewire is withdrawn too quickly. So when you're not proficient, it's better to go slow—not faster is better."
Zheng Renyi was operating while explaining to him, "During ERCP, the cause of guidewire breakage may be related to the formation of a small alpha helix at the tip of the guidewire; the helical loop causes uneven force on the guidewire tip, making it prone to breakage when the guidewire is withdrawn too quickly. So when the surgery is not proficient, it's better to do it slowly—not that the faster the better."
"You need to understand the basic anatomy and how to deal with problems afterward—for example, when an ERCP guidewire breaks, have you tried using a nasopancreatic tube for drainage or a syringe to suction it out?"
Gong Ben, this kind of young doctor, goes blank as soon as something happens; he's a bit at a loss.
But Professor Liu, experienced, hearing Zheng Lao Ban infer his own operation from guesswork, felt moved and said, "Zheng Lao Ban, that's right. I tried using a nasopancreatic tube for drainage and a syringe to suction it out, but the guidewire was too thin to retrieve."
"How thick is the guidewire?" Zheng Ren asked, then added, "Doctor Gong?"
"Um……" Young Doctor Gong was still completely clueless.
Zheng Ren sighed inwardly, really no wonder Professor Liu wasn't happy—this student is a handful. As for my own luck, it's not bad; both Xiao Cao and Gu Xiao Ran are doing well.
Especially Quan Xiaocao, who is about the same age as Doctor Gong; just by figuring things out on his own, he scared Feng Jianguo half to death. Even though he doesn't dare come down from the stage after surgery, he insists on calling in the middle of the night to have me take a look.
What Zheng Ren didn't expect was how many 3D-printed simulators Quan Xiaocao had under him; a mature doctor is either made by piling up money or piling up patients—there's nothing else… Zheng Lao Ban's kind of showboating doesn't count.
"Less than one millimeter—I think the model is 0.91mm from Boston Technology. You see, a guidewire that thin will snap inside with just a bit of force."
Zheng Ren threaded the guidewire inward while explaining to Gong Ben why the procedure went wrong.
But all the flirtatious glances were sold to the blind man; Gong Ben stood beside Zheng Ren, utterly bewildered, holding the guidewire in his hand, afraid to move, let alone answer Zheng Lao Ban's question.
"Hurry up, Director Lin has something for us," Su Yun suddenly said.
"Hurry up and do it, Director Lin is looking for us." Su Yun suddenly said.
"They say the out-of-town medical appraisal committee has called in experts again for an evaluation," Su Yun sighed.
"How did they find us again?" Zheng Ren began threading the line; the guidewire going in seemed almost sentient, a light touch and it entered the broken guidewire's front alpha helix.
"It's not us they're looking for—it's me; I was the one drawn in this lottery."
"Then go ahead." Zheng Ren's hand twisted slightly; the guidewire turned a full circle inside the alpha helix, an invisible force made it loop halfway around the tip, and the bent-out clip lodged firmly against the outer wall of the alpha helix.
"I'll go myself." Su Yun said, "The patient scheduled for induction was changed to a C-section, then massive bleeding required a hysterectomy; post-op they found gauze in the intestinal tract—how did it get there?"
"Then I'll go myself." Su Yun said, "The patient with induced labor was changed to a cesarean section, then massive bleeding led to hysterectomy; after the operation, gauze was found to have entered the intestinal tract—how did it get in there?"
"Wait a moment!" Zheng Ren said immediately, speeding up his hand, he seized the broken alpha helix guidewire and pulled it out; under fluoroscopy, it smoothly passed through the major RT portion of the duodenum and, at lightning speed, extracted the broken guidewire from the ERCP conduit.
"Wait a moment!" Zheng Ren immediately said, speeding up his hand, he grabbed the broken alpha helix guidewire and pulled it out; under X-ray, it smoothly passed through the duodenal major RT portion, and at lightning speed pulled the broken guidewire out of the ERCP channel.
One wouldn't have guessed how focused Zheng Lao Ban was; at first he was chatting with Gong Ben while performing the surgery, but his technique was superb—manipulating the microguidewire to grasp the alpha helix was like child's play, and before he could even react, the other had already removed it.
Didn't see how focused Zheng Lao Ban was; at first he was still talking with Miyamoto while performing the Shou Bing, but his technique was extremely exquisite. Operating the microguidewire to grab the alpha helix was like playing; before he could even react, they had already taken it out.
"Director Liu, we're leaving now," Zheng Ren said, "please continue removing stones from the patient."
Having said that, he turned, took off his lead apron, and left the operating room together with Su Yun.
Having said that, he turned around, took off the lead clothing, and left the operating room together with Su Yun.
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Note: The classmate's name, however you think of it, is shockingly outrageous—kept as a memorial.
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