Chapter 3064: line with translation of title

That overbearing Zheng Lao Ban, together with all the doctors of the Medical Team, does not respect the old comrade; Sun Chao thought to himself.

Every time I think of this, Sun Chao would secretly think, 'Without you, Zheng the butcher, I'd still have to eat hairy pig?' But this time... it seems I really can't manage it.

Mao Chi too, why must he insist on making himself call Zheng Lao Ban?!

Whenever that honest face appeared before his eyes, Sun Chao would recall how, at 912, Zheng Lao Ban, right in front of him, gave him a one-two-three lecture on the ultrasound heart motion.

A 12cm blood clot, just pulled out like that.

Unwilling as he was, there was nothing to do; from Shou Bing to recovery, Sun Chao tracked the whole process. The Shou Bing was done quite well, with no complications, and the patient was discharged 14 days post-op.

Why not try finding Zheng Lao Ban? Sun Chao had no choice; he asked Mao Chi for the number, then hesitated a long time before dialing.

Zheng Lao Ban didn't directly refuse, just said he'd come take a look.

Wait then, Sun Chao sighed.

Looking for someone to come save the situation during Shou Bing, saying it out loud is a bit embarrassing, but the thing has already happened; temporarily calling a general surgery person up to open the iliac Vein together seems even more wrong.

Damn it, how did the capture device just get stuck? Sun Chao looked at the image, the side wall's reverse hook of the capture device caught on the edge of the Vein filter's mesh, and he again couldn't help but start having a headache.

He wasn't worried about a problem; relying on the strong Medical University Affiliated Hospital, a domestically rare top-tier three-A hospital, the Technique strongly covers all fields. Unlike those small hospitals and private hospitals, any problem can be solved; if it can't be solved here, we can't exactly go looking for extraterrestrials.

But the problem is that the higher-level three-A hospitals receive patients with ever stranger, more complex conditions; take this patient before us, doctors at municipal-level hospitals never thought it could be a problem of Vein filter displacement.

Director Sun could only wait quietly; beneath his Calm surface, his emotions were already quite irritable, and a few Directors asking about the situation were blocked by his grim face.

Countless times he'd criticized the quality of grassroots hospital doctors, lamenting they were a bottleneck; after that, Director Sun could only face reality—the Vein filter with the capture device attached was still waiting quietly at the bifurcation of the iliac Vein.

Why hasn't Zheng Lao Ban arrived yet? Won't he be standing me up?

No matter how Director Sun feels about Zheng Lao Ban, he can't deny his Technique level; to solve the problem, the situation now seems to leave only Zheng Lao Ban as an option. After all, Interventional surgery and surgical operation are different, and the number of doctors who can handle it is much smaller.

The phone rang; Director Sun picked it up and saw it was Mao Chi calling.

「Director Mao. 」

「Eh……How did you get here so quickly? 」

「Okay, I'll go pick you up right away. 」

Unexpectedly to Director Sun, Mao Chi actually arrived at the Medical University Affiliated Hospital faster than Zheng Lao Ban.

Out of the Gengyishi's big door, Mao Chi stood outside with a smile.

「Director Mao, what are you here for? 」 Sun Chao's irritable temper was about to burst.

Mao Chi understood Sun Chao's thoughts; when Shou Bing runs into trouble, nobody can be happy about it. He smiled and said, 「Director Sun, don't be so unhappy, I'm coming to see Zheng Lao Ban's Shou Bing. 」

「……」 Sun Chao blinked, 「You watch it every day at 912, isn't that enough? 」

「At 912 Zheng Lao Ban does tips Shou Bing every day, and it's not really related to us. Besides, aesthetic fatigue—I've long found it nauseating. I now think I could do tips Shou Bing myself; give me a patient, the puncture site……」

「Don't talk nonsense, come in and change clothes. 」 Sun Chao had a grim face, bringing Mao Chi into the Gengyishi.

「I've called and still got no word; why not call Zheng Lao Ban again? 」 Sun Chao asked.

「I called Doctor Su; they're heading this way, I haven't met them yet, first I'll check the situation. 」 Mao Chi said with a chuckle, 「Don't worry, if there's a problem go to Zheng Lao Ban—that's the current catchphrase at 912. 」

「Where has the collectivist spirit gone! 」 Sun Chao especially dislikes Mao Chi speaking like that; he couldn't help but blurt out a sentence.

「Look at you. 」 Mao Chi laughed haha, 「Everyone's just joking, why are you taking it so seriously? 」

「Your jokes are a bit over the top. 」

「Hey, that's you not knowing. 」 Mao Chi said with a smile, 「Zheng Lao Ban has been sprinting ahead in Technique, we can't catch up. 」

「You guys are…」 Just about to really blast Mao Chi, Sun Chao remembered the patient still lying on the Operating table, and let out a long sigh.

「You don't know the situation if you're not at 912; you think Zheng Lao Ban won a Nobel Prize and will eat off it for life? 」

「He's not just tinkering with a mechanical arm, and he has nothing to do with the Medical University Affiliated Hospital. 」 Sun Chao said glumly.

Mao Chi blinked, then realized his old friend wasn't just upset about past things; it's also because the mechanical arm's bowl of soup never considered the Medical University Affiliated Hospital—he's jealous here.

「Nothing to do with the mechanical arm, I'll give you a case. 」 Mao Chi, changing clothes slowly, said, 「A few days ago there was a patient who shoved a rolling pin into his own rectum. 」

「……」 Sun Chao blinked, 「This kind of patient has nothing to do with our Blood Vessel department. 」

「I'm just saying something, not saying it's related to us. Look at your expression, smile a little. Yes, smile a little. When Zheng Lao Ban comes later, don't keep a grim face, or you might end up arguing with Doctor Su again. 」

Talking about this, Sun Chao is full of resentment.

As a Director, he actually got hit with Hemostatic Forceps by a junior doctor—any rules left?

「Speaking seriously, if the patient who shoved the rolling pin in were sent to the Medical University Affiliated Hospital, what would we do? 」

「What to do? Toss it cold. 」

「I'm genuinely trying to help save the situation; is it really necessary for you to give me a cold face? 」 Mao Chi said.

「Sigh. 」 Sun Chao still a bit glum, he sighed, 「If it's serious, gastroenterology steps in, open the abdomen and suture; as long as the rectum isn't badly damaged, the endoscope can handle it. 」

「Right, I thought the same. But Zheng Lao Ban never went to the Hospital; he just slept at home and fixed it. 」

「……」 Sun Chao blinked, 「5G remote surgery already rolled out this fast? 」

「No way, no way. The Shou Bing wasn't done by Zheng Lao Ban; it's… can't even say he's his disciple, just a gastroenterology Doctoral student who usually consults Zheng Lao Ban and practices Colonoscope Shou Bing. Later the Doctoral student directly inserted the Colonoscope, clipped the Transparent Cap and Titanium Clip onto the rupture site, and didn't make an incision at all. 」

This time Sun Chao was truly stunned.

Not even a knife was opened, and an intestinal rupture was just finished—could that possibly be?!

「How do I know this? Professor Feng of Gastroenterology Surgery has also started tinkering with the Colonoscope lately, and our digestion Director Luo is unhappy, they're butting heads. Basically everyone in the hospital knows this; the Leaders aren't speaking, guess it's whoever wants to do it does it—anyway, the meat's rotting in the pot. 」