Chapter 328: Crazy Healer and the National Football Team
"Rubber... Rubber, Balloon."
Luffy inhaled with all his might, his entire body expanding into a round shape, just like a balloon. He used his body to press Nami and Chopper underneath him. Because the space was limited, he didn't press Zoro, and Zoro didn't need Luffy's protection.
Zoro ran a few steps to Luffy's side, grabbed Luffy's body, and prevented Luffy from being blown away.
They all keenly sensed that something in the room was about to explode, but didn't know exactly what it was.
Nami and Chopper were confused, but after being pressed by Luffy, they didn't struggle.
Boom!
A deafening loud noise came from nearby. Nami screamed in pain and covered her ears, her ears buzzing, and her head feeling dizzy.
The flames and the shock of the explosion instantly enveloped Luffy and Zoro. The two didn't retreat a single step; if they retreated, Nami and Chopper would be dead for sure.
Boom!
Bingshan's house had one floor blown off. Bingshan had no one to protect him and was blown to pieces.
Su Xiao, leaping on the roof, suddenly received a notification.
【You killed the Mayor of Water 7, Bingshan.】
【Bingshan is an important official in the derived world, with extremely high prestige in the derived world, obtained 8.1% of World Source, currently obtained a total of 10.3% of World Source.】
Su Xiao felt slightly surprised. He didn't expect that killing Bingshan unintentionally would yield so much World Source. It seemed that to obtain World Source, one didn't necessarily have to kill enemies with very strong strength; some plot characters with special status could also work.
However, such people were generally not easy to kill. If Su Xiao didn't have the CP0 status, he would likely be wanted and hunted by the World Government.
Although killing Bingshan obtained a lot of World Source, after asking the Reincarnation Paradise, Su Xiao learned that Bingshan didn't drop a treasure chest.
In the room, the flames faded. The red camisole Luffy was wearing was already tattered, and blood dripped from his forehead and arms. Miraculously, his straw hat was intact.
Zoro's situation was even worse, lying on the side in a spread-eagle position. He had helped Luffy withstand most of the power of the explosion; otherwise, Luffy would be much more disheveled than he was now.
Nami and Chopper raised their heads in confusion, and Luffy, covered in blood, came into view.
"Luffy, are you okay?"
Chopper was terrified and hurriedly ran to Luffy's side.
"Don't worry about me first, go check on Zoro."
At the moment of the explosion, Luffy clearly saw Zoro blocking in front of him.
When Chopper ran to Zoro's side, Chopper was startled. Zoro's burns were not serious, but a stool leg was inserted into his lower abdomen.
"Zoro!"
Chopper was so anxious he didn't know what to do. He had no medicine on him, not even a roll of bandages.
"Must take Zoro back to the ship, but first, emergency wound treatment is needed."
Chopper and Nami ran away, starting to search for any usable first-aid items in the ruins, such as clean cloth strips, etc.
Luffy staggered to Zoro's side. Seeing the stool leg inserted into Zoro's lower abdomen, Luffy pulled the stool leg out by hand.
Puchi, blood sprayed high, Zoro rolled his eyes in pain.
"You idiot."
Zoro was speechless. Luffy also knew he had done wrong, so he conveniently inserted the stool leg back to help Zoro stop the bleeding.
Puchi, the stool leg was precisely inserted back into the wound, and Zoro rolled his eyes and passed out.
Chopper ran back quickly, not knowing where he had found some bandages.
"Why did Zoro pass out? He was still conscious just now."
Chopper was a bit confused. With Zoro's constitution, how could he pass out so quickly?
"Ah, this, just now I did this."
As he spoke, Luffy grabbed the stool leg.
"Stop!"
Chopper pounced forward and bit Luffy's hand.
"Can't pull this out, there will be massive blood loss."
"Right, just now when I pulled it out, Zoro lost a lot of blood, so I inserted it back."
"Inserted... inserted it back?"
Chopper was stunned, but quickly became furious.
"How can you treat a wounded person like this? Quickly carry Zoro back to the ship."
After Chopper gave Zoro emergency wound treatment, Luffy carried Zoro on his back and ran towards the Going Merry with Nami and the others.
If Zoro had withstood the explosion alone, he absolutely wouldn't have been this disheveled, but Nami and Chopper needed protection, and he had almost withstood the impact of the alchemy bomb alone. Not dying was already a sign of a superior constitution.
Luffy and the others soon ran far away.
A man dressed as a cowboy looked at Luffy's retreating back. The man's face was a bit pale, as if his body functions had been damaged.
"It seems the plot progress has been accelerated by you. Let's meet at Enies Lobby."
This person was the revolver man who had fought Su Xiao earlier. The revolver man was a ruthless person. After being injured, he directly found a doctor to sew up his bladder. Although it was heart-wrenching when urinating, his combat power remained undiminished.
The revolver man held more than a dozen Scarlet Cards in his hand. Those Qiyuezhe who wanted to join in the fun had already turned into Scarlet Cards.
"The Crazy Healer of God Emperor is also in the Pirate World, and those three idiots from the National Football Team are also here. Things are getting more and more interesting."
The revolver man laughed. There would be a chaotic battle at Enies Lobby.
"Who are you calling idiots?"
"Brothers, let's annihilate him."
"Forget it, the guys in the Brigade all have mental problems."
Three burly men wearing the same style of armor walked out from the side. After appearing, the three first struck a formation. The three held hands, one standing upright in the middle, and the other two each holding one of the middle person's hands, their bodies tilted to one side.
"Three idiots."
The revolver man shook his head. Although these three guys were idiots, their survival ability was perversely strong.
"We are the perfect combination."
"Showing the style of men."
"National Football Team is here!"
The revolver man's eye twitched. He suddenly felt it was a bit shameful to fight these three idiots.
"A bunch of retards."
A loud voice came, and a man wearing a black priest's robe and carrying a steel battle scythe walked out from the night.
"Crazy Healer, didn't expect you to be in Water 7 too. I always thought you went directly to Enies Lobby."
The revolver man spoke.
"Coming to an open world like the Pirate World, of course, I have to kill a few people to help the fun. But I'm curious about one thing: who injured you so seriously? I heard your bladder was pierced?"
The Crazy Healer's words were somewhat mocking.
"Heh~, better than a retarded healer who learned the wrong initial skill."
Hearing the revolver man's words, the Crazy Healer's face darkened. He had originally wanted to develop in the direction of a healer, but he didn't expect that he had learned the wrong initial skill and became a combat type. Although his healing ability was also amazing, he never healed his teammates. In the Crazy Healer's view, teammates only needed to know how to shout "666" and "Go, big boss."
"That is the will of the Holy God."
The Crazy Healer took out a black cross and kissed it before his mouth.
"Holy God? I think it's an Evil God."
"What did you say?"
"I said, your God Emperor is an evil cult organization. No, I shouldn't insult evil cult organizations; you are a pyramid scheme organization."
The Crazy Healer took off the scythe from his back, black smoke permeated around him, and red light flickered in his pupils.
"I've long wanted to kill you. The matter of you interrupting my baptism of new believers last time will be settled today."
The Crazy Healer held the steel battle scythe, and holy golden light flickered vaguely within the black smoke on his body.
The revolver man sneered.
"Although I'm not a good person, I won't watch hundreds of young children being sacrificed alive. Any ignorant young child is innocent. Justice won't extend itself, but I can kill those who look unpleasant."
The revolver man began to move his fingers, and the Crazy Healer immediately became cautious. This wasn't the first time the two had fought.
"What do you know? I'm baptizing the purgatory aura on them. They are all... forget it, it's impossible to explain to a guy like you, and I won't explain what I do."
"You're lying to ghosts, you fake god-stick."
"Believe it or not, it's up to you. But I really want to kill you now. Although God says not to kill, killing an evil person should be fine."
The revolver man and the Crazy Healer were at odds. The only ones who dared to fight against the Brigade were the God Emperor Adventure Team, which was a gathering place for devout believers and fanatics, where kindness and madness coexisted.
The three members of the National Football Team sat on a pile of rubble on the side, and the three took out popcorn and cola from somewhere, looking like they were about to watch a ball game.
"Big brother, who do you think will win between the two of them?"
"Who cares who wins? After they decide the winner, we'll go and finish them off."
"That's not good, right?"
"Nothing is not good. Both are not good things. All heterosexuals are heretics, evil cults, and the mortal enemies of our great FFF Brigade."
"Big brother, it seems we are not from the FFF Brigade, we are the National Football Team."
"Just joined, do you have any opinions?"
"Big brother, we two don't do gay stuff."
While the three members of the National Football Team were discussing enthusiastically, they suddenly discovered two pairs of cold eyes looking at them.
"Big brother, we'd better run."
"Good suggestion. Whoever runs the slowest will perform a hammer smash on their balls later."
The three members of the National Football Team turned and ran, running so fast. Although the three looked like power types, they ran like three wild dogs off the leash. ===== CHAPTER 329 =====
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