Chapter 1: Barzab Saint Saint Saiwen

"He is the least talented person here.

Thin and small, his muscles never grow no matter how much he trains, his mind is dull, and he is always daydreaming.

He used to be bullied by us often.

Later, a pirate named Luo Jie tricked him into becoming a chef, and he never came back."

East Blue, Conomi Islands.

Foosha Village, East Blue Dragon Emperor Gym.

CP9 Agent Brother Lu Bianyi put down his pen: "Do you know his surname? Who else is in his family?"

A burly muscular man scratched his head.

"He is an orphan adopted by the old village chief. After the chief died, he had no home. We all call him Little Bai Mao. I think his surname is Barzab..."

"Yes, it is Barzab Saint Saint Saiwen."

Brother Lu Bianyi hurriedly wrote it down: Luo Jie Pirate Crew Chef Barzab Saint Saint Saiwen, fifteen years old, no Haki, no Devil Fruit ability.

Comprehensive evaluation: Non-combatant.

Arrest priority: Extremely high.

Pirate King Luo Jie is about to be publicly executed in Loguetown. The World Government dispatched CP9 agents to secretly investigate the whereabouts of the remaining members of the Luo Jie Pirate Crew.

Strong men like Wang Zhi's Wings Lei Li and Jabba are beyond Brother Lu Bianyi's reach.

But the small chef Barzab Saint Saint Saiwen, Brother Lu Bianyi is determined to capture, and—

CP9 Agent VS Chef, the advantage is mine!

Immense wealth is about to arrive. Brother Lu Bianyi was in a great mood, left thirty thousand Berries, and hurriedly departed. The little chef is not at his old home; there is a high probability he will go to Loguetown to see Luo Jie off on his final journey.

Whether I get a promotion and a raise depends on this one move.

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The night is deep, with stars dotting the sky.

Accompanied by foam rolled up by the waves, a small wooden boat resembling a coffin docked steadily at Loguetown Port.

At the bow, Barzab Saint Saint Saiwen put away the oars.

"Mi-san, we have arrived."

The youth called Mi-san opened his eagle-like eyes: "Are you really a crew member on Luo Jie's ship?"

Mihawk couldn't understand. Someone like Saint Saint Saiwen... with no Devil Fruit ability, no Haki, and not even a boat, how could he possibly reach the Final Island?

Just on that inexplicable confidence?

Mihawk glanced at Saint Saint Saiwen. How could such a weakling possess such surging confidence?

Did ONE PIECE give it to him?!

"Hey, what kind of look is that?" Saint Saint Saiwen was long accustomed to this.

"I told you, I am a chef!"

Barzab Saint Saint Saiwen, whose culinary skills surpassed all in the Luo Jie Pirate Crew. As for combat power... let's not mention it.

Actually, Saint Saint Saiwen didn't want it to be like this either.

But his physical talent was so poor that despite his two-hundred-fold effort, he still couldn't catch up to those talent monsters. Not only couldn't he catch up, but the gap only grew wider.

Hawk Eyes took the oar, Black Blade Yoru: "There are many people and eyes in the town. You... stick close to me."

The future World's Number One Swordsman, Hawk Eyes Mihawk, was just turning nineteen at this moment, carrying Black Blade Yoru, searching the world for opponents.

Hearing that the Pirate King was about to be executed in Loguetown, Mihawk, on his way here, specifically hired a boatman at a high salary in Twin Capes: Barzab Saint Saint Saiwen.

As for the reason, those who understand, understand.

After successfully getting a free boat ticket, Saint Saint Saiwen followed Mihawk and got a free place to stay—a luxury king room in Loguetown.

Closing the door, Saint Saint Saiwen lay in the bathtub to relieve fatigue. Since Mihawk didn't want anyone to see his oaring prowess, Saint Saint Saiwen rowed the whole way through the water.

Finally arriving before the execution.

Unlike Mihawk, Saint Saint Saiwen came only to see Captain Luo Jie off on his final journey and to complete the final step of activating the system.

Sixteen years ago, Saint Saint Saiwen was hit by a truck driven by Great Luck Tianzun and transported to the Pirate World.

Although he bound the system later, because the conditions for activation were not met, the system remained in a pending state.

【Myriad Worlds Trading Platform, Pending Activation】

【Activation Conditions: Pirate King's Straw Hat 1/1, Whitebeard's Hu Zi 1/1, Shanks' Red Hair 1/1, Buggy's Treasure Map 1/1, Blackbeard's Teeth 2/2, Witness the Death of the Pirate King 0/1】

Captain Luo Jie is about to be publicly executed, and the Great Pirate Era will begin. If he misses this, Saint Saint Saiwen's life will be over.

Unless he waits twenty-four years to witness the death of the next Pirate King.

Twenty-four years? The chrysanthemum vegetables would be cold by then.

Transported to the Pirate World, with average bloodline and no noble birth, if he doesn't cheat, he simply cannot survive.

Taking a deep breath, Saint Saint Saiwen's eyes shone like torches as he looked at the three rewards in the Newcomer Gift Pack: Goro Goro no Mi, Innate Superhuman Strength, and Bottomless Stomach.

Confidence stems precisely from this.

Unlike the other members of the Luo Jie Pirate Crew, Saint Saint Saiwen does not resist eating Devil Fruits. He cannot swim anyway, so the side effects of Devil Fruits are almost negligible.

But he must choose a powerful Devil Fruit.

If anyone truly believes: "There are no trash Devil Fruits, only trash users."

Then what is the difference between them and the idiots who believe in the words 【There are no useless martial souls, only useless soul masters】?

Crazy, go eat shit!

Let alone Devil Fruits having strengths and weaknesses; even people are destined to be different from the moment of birth.

A politician's son is a politician, a lawyer's son is a lawyer, and an ordinary person's son either becomes an ordinary person or becomes a blood bag.

But then again, the above laws do not apply to Saint Saint Saiwen—he is a noble cheater!

The Goro Goro no Mi, the divine power of a Heavenly God, and the Gluttony trait—each reward addresses a weakness Saint Saint Saiwen urgently needs to fill.

If the Goro Goro no Mi, the Hie Hie no Mi, the Magu Magu no Mi, and other Logia fruits were all placed before him, Saint Saint Saiwen would still choose the Goro Goro no Mi without hesitation.

Simply because it is the most comprehensive Devil Fruit.

Elementalization, speed comparable to the Pika Pika no Mi, destructive power rivaling the Magu Magu no Mi, enhancement of Observation Haki, defibrillation, and infinite energy...

Attack, defense, speed, healing, and Haki enhancement—five aspects in one.

It can even be used to refine the body with lightning, developing bio-electricity such as electromagnetism and brainwaves.

Overall,

the Goro Goro no Mi appears to be a Logia fruit, but is actually the Mythical Zoan type: Human-Human Fruit, Model: Thunder God.

Pity it suffered the disadvantage of debuting early, unfortunately shelved by the old traitor Oda; if it had appeared two years after the Summit War, it would at least be a seed contender for the final circle.

Of course, there is one most important point.

The ability of the Goro Goro no Mi—it is cool.

Whether it is strong depends on the version; whether it is cool is a matter for a lifetime.

As for the Gluttony trait, the standard for a protagonist.

For the fifteen-year-old Saint Saint Saiwen, whether he can grow to the height standard of an Emperor depends entirely on the Gluttony constitution.

As for the innate divine strength, Saint Saint Saiwen currently has no concrete concept of it.

Leaning back against the bathtub, his thoughts gradually drifted; he vaguely remembered that the people coming to watch tomorrow, besides Mi Sang, also included—

the Suna Suna no Mi user: the 50-50 Crocodile who only fights high-end matches.

the Yami Yami no Mi user: the future Warlord, the grave-robbing Colonel Moria.

A companion: the young Emperor, the Face King Shanks.

The leader of the Revolutionary Army, the Savior King, the Cold Sweat King Dragon.

the Ito Ito no Mi user: the young Warlord, the Newspaper King Doflamingo.

A companion: the Bara Bara no Mi user, the young Emperor, the Conqueror's Haki luck-bearer, Buggy.

And Smoker.

"Truly~ a gathering of the wise and virtuous!"

Barzab Saint Saint Saiwen