Chapter 526: A Cow Is Flying, Awesome to the Heavens!
The horns on the Tauros's forehead flailed up and down, deflecting the incoming sharp stones, looking exactly like a madman on little pills shaking his head back and forth.
But only a limited number were deflected; there were too many sharp stones, and many struck it, leaving it battered and bruised!
Though injured, the Tauros's violent temper was aroused; after roaring once more, it charged toward Tyranitar!
Madmen are incomprehensible; you must never confront them head-on!
"Tyranitar, use Rock Throw '953'!"
The stones were not an attack, but fell in front of the Tauros, and then it met tragedy!
Stepping on a stone, it lost its footing and fell flat on its face; due to its excessive momentum, it slid a considerable distance.
The aggrieved Tauros tried to rise, but looked up to see Tyranitar's vicious smile right before its eyes.
With a crack, it bit down and crushed the Tauros's head; the Tauros rolled its eyes back and fainted!
"Tauros is unable to battle; Gym Leader, please send out your second Pokémon!"
Niu Yanben panicked. "You despicable fellow, fight honorably if you have the guts! Don't always use underhanded tricks!"
Bai Jing looked at him speechlessly. "How did you get this Gym Leader position? Was it through some backroom deal?"
"Nonsense! I won it honorably!"
"Then your opponents must all have been freaks!"
"Hmph, they are all upright young men just like me!"
That made sense!
"Because they all bear the surname Niu!"
Bai Jing spat out a mouthful of old blood. So you all belong to the same Niu family; no wonder you are truly awesome!
Wait... then the women in their families must be... truly incredible!
"Hey, why do you have such a lecherous look? Are you thinking of something disrespectful?"
"N-no, nothing! Continue the battle!"
"Of course, I'm already boiling with excitement!"
No, I've already lost interest!
"Your turn, Afro Water Buffalo!"
Afro Water Buffalo
Gender: Female
Type: Normal
Ability: Reckless
Stats: Body (B), Physical Attack (B), Physical Defense (B), Special Attack (D), Special Defense (B), Speed (C)
Potential: Elite
Power: Ordinary (Peak)
Bai Jing was too exhausted to comment; it really was another Niu!
"How is it? Isn't its hairstyle very handsome? Aren't those big horns very sexy? This is a man's romance!"
Where was it handsome? Where was it sexy? What the hell is romance? Just how heavy are your tastes?
Bai Jing expressed his inability to understand such a distorted sense of aesthetics!
"Charge, Afro Water Buffalo, let him see your charm!"
"Afro Assault!"
The Afro Water Buffalo charged forward, staring with its two giant horns; the momentum was sufficient, but its speed was far inferior to Tauros's!
"Tyranitar, Earthquake!"
"Jump!"
"Wow~"
Watching the Afro Water Buffalo flying in the sky, Bai Jing's face was full of amazement. "Today I finally saw a cow flying; it's truly awesome to the heavens!"
"Rock Throw!"
Amazement aside, it did not stop Bai Jing from taking the opportunity to strike a deadly blow!
The Afro Water Buffalo, suspended in mid-air, was helpless; under the bombardment of sharp stones, it fell!
Niu Yanben's face was twisted in pain; he had tried too hard to show off!
"It's alright; this minor injury cannot defeat us!"
"Afro Water Buffalo, stand up and charge again!"
Bai Jing yawned. "Forget it; I've had enough fun!"
Such a mindless battle lacking any technique really failed to interest him; originally, he hadn't wanted to use this move, hoping to train Tyranitar's battle skills...
"Tyranitar, Sandstorm!"
End of Chapter
