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Chapter 679: I Can Blow More Than Just Bullshit

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"Come on, fill out the form first!"

The receptionist Young Lady handed a form to Bai Jing with a bright smile.

"Thank you!"

Bai Jing took the opportunity to brush her little hand, earning a reproachful look in return.

"Oh? There's even a nickname field!"

"You can fill it in or leave it blank!"

Ren Mei explained, "Here you can use your real name, or a nickname—even wear a mask if you want!"

"I see. In that case, I'll just pick a nickname and wear a mask. After all, I'm this handsome—if I became a big star too, it would cause a lot of trouble in my life. That would be really distressing!"

Ren Mei's mouth twitched. You really dare to say that!

The receptionist Young Lady burst out laughing. "Little brother, you're too funny. You are absolutely the most narcissistic, most skilled bullshitter I've ever met!"

Bai Jing leaned his head over and said, "I can blow more than just bullshit, and little brother isn't so little either!"

Young Lady "Zero-Two-Zero" sis's face flushed red and she spat, knocking on his head. "Naughty!"

"What nickname should I pick? Do you have any suggestions?"

Ren Mei thought for a moment and said, "You're representing Magic Capital University, so you need a title that represents the school. Let's call you Light of the School!"

Bai Jing rolled his eyes, and the Young Lady burst into giggles!

Ren Mei put her hands on her hips and said fiercely, "What? Not good enough?"

"Of course not—way too old-fashioned. People would laugh themselves to death!"

"Then Handsome Senior?"

Bai Jing looked utterly helpless, and the Young Lady laughed until she was out of breath!

Ren Mei got angry. "Think of one yourself, I'm done with you!"

The Young Lady rested her hands on the counter, cupped her cheeks, and said with a smile, "Aren't you known as the Little Steel Cannon of the Human World? Let's just use that. Or else 'Bullshit to the Sky' works too! Hehehe~~"

"May I ask the Young Lady's name?"

"What for? Really want to hit on me? Sis already has a boyfriend, you know!"

"No worries—who doesn't have a girlfriend?"

"Hehe~ I'm Lin Xiaoshuang!"

Bai Jing said immediately, "Decided. Let's call it 'Shuang Hao Shuang'!"

Lin Xiaoshuang turned beet red and slammed the table angrily. "You dare?"

"Just kidding! I've decided—the Great Demon King from Magic Capital University!"

"Starting today, the entire professional scene will tremble under the Great Demon King's dominion!"

The two women stared at him blankly, never expecting him to utter such bold and heroic words!

Lin Xiaoshuang burst into giggles. "Little brother, your tone is getting bigger and bigger. Be careful not to be taught a lesson!"

Bai Jing smiled confidently. "I'm merely stating a fact. Just wait and see, sis—and don't fall for me when the time comes!"

Lin Xiaoshuang stared at him blankly!

They say confidence is contagious. At this moment, she had the illusion that he could really do it.

"Alright, sis is looking forward to it!"

After registration came signing up for the competition.

"Sign up now?"

"Yes!"

"Let me check… your professional debut will be the day after tomorrow at 2 p. m. Be sure to come early."

Ren Mei frowned. "Three days? Too long! Xiaoshuang, can you adjust it? Best to schedule it for tomorrow!"

"Oh, President Ren, we have to follow the rules. Don't make things difficult for me!"

"Sis!"

Bai Jing grabbed her hand and stroked it. "Of course we don't want to make things difficult for you. We just hope you can lend a hand within the scope of your authority!"

"Why should I help you? What's in it for me?"

So she said, but she didn't pull her hand back.

"How do I look? Don't you want to have a taste of this tender little fresh meat of mine?"

Lin Xiaoshuang unconsciously licked her red lips!

"Ahem~ you really have a thick skin!"

"Fine, I'll help you just this once. Scheduled for tomorrow…"

"No, I want it today!"

"Today?"

"Yes! Doesn't sis want to see my heroic figure on the arena right away?"

"Fine, I'll grant your wish!"

After some operations, Lin Xiaoshuang said, "Done. 5 p. m. this afternoon, Rookie Division, Arena 18. As for your opponent, once drawn, we'll send you a message."

"Sis will come cheer you on then. You can't let me down!"

"No problem!"

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