Chapter 245: Sure enough Old Man: Dialga? I just casually bounce back!

That's right, this reason is Hoopa!

The matter still has to start from Lugia's dead‑end entanglement with Shadow Hoopa,

because Shadow Hoopa was heavily cut down by Ash,

Unable to bear the harassment, Shadow Hoopa used a portal to send Lugia, this meat shield, away.

Hoopa had to come out to deal with Shadow Hoopa,

Hoopa's own damage is not high, so following Ash's hint, it began freeloading off the enemy's attacks,

On this side, Xerneas had just condensed moon power and attacked Yveltal when a golden ring appeared, fully absorbing it.

At the same time, an exit appeared in front of Shadow Hoopa's chest.

Shadow Hoopa hardly had any defense before being struck by the moon power.

Shadow Hoopa is in its released state, with Psychic+Dark typing, and is weak to Fairy,

A fully powered moon power strike not only sent Shadow Hoopa flying, it also fell to the ground.

Moreover, it created an excellent output opportunity for Yveltal,

Xerneas, hastily preparing, had no time to defend and could only watch as a dark strike aimed at the vital point flew straight to its face, being swatted away.

Until its body fell,

Only the destruction‑desire Xerneas still didn't understand,

Where did that huge moon power of His go!

Having tasted the sweetness, Hoopa instantly became a habitual offender,

stealing a bit of moon power here, stealing a bit of dragon pulse there,

One attack after another struck Shadow Hoopa, causing it considerable trouble and also causing considerable disturbance to the other first‑tier gods in its camp.

Shadow Hoopa copied the trick and began transferring the attacks of Ash's side legendary Pokémon.

But because Hoopa is smaller in size, after striking it runs away, so the one constantly getting beaten is Shadow Hoopa.

Furthermore, the battlefield was thrown into chaos by the two skill thieves.

The Xerneas stirred into pure destruction desire and the black Rayquaza are fine; now they hardly have the inclination to complain.

However, because Shadow Hoopa redirected the attacks and they couldn't cancel the opponent's strikes, getting slapped in the face, the legendary beasts Kyogre and Groudon etc. could no longer tolerate it.

Fuck you!

Accompanied by Mewtwo reaching down from above and launching its exclusive move Psychic Break,

condensing a huge energy ball and smashing it at Shadow Hoopa!

embedding Shadow Hoopa's body into the ground like a nail,

one stone stirs up a thousand waves,

"Gura~" Die, old man!

Groudon, radiating scorching heat and steam all over, opened its mouth,

spewing out a thick column of blood‑red fire,

called fire, it is more like magma; the terrifying heat instantly made the chill in the desert under the dark night vanish without a trace.

The attack scorched Shadow Hoopa's body, nearly causing it to faint from pain.

The magma and sand quickly merged into a whole, burying Shadow Hoopa.

"Geo~"

Kyogre's mouth gathered a water ball, which suddenly shot out a high‑pressure flow like a river flood, directly dispersing the solidified magma.

The attack relentlessly fell on Shadow Hoopa's chest,

Shadow Hoopa's huge body directly dragged a ditch several kilometers long in the desert, and the ceaseless water flow briefly left a precious stream a kilometer long in the desert.

Unfortunately it didn't last long; even such ample moisture was quickly sucked dry by the extremely water‑starved sand grains.

The dark‑red bodied Yveltal flew high above, looking down, its narrow eyes brimming with killing intent,

"Uh~ ah~"

A sharp bird cry rang out, the beak opened, a dark‑red energy ball dispelled the night's gloom, exuding terrifying pressure,

making one's heart involuntarily tense.

Swish!

A dark‑red death‑wing ray entwined with black aura and ominous blood‑color directly shoved Shadow Hoopa underground,

Until the attack ended, the yellow sand on both sides then buried the center.

Mew's eyes narrowed, a thought stirred,

A huge stone fell from the sky, landing on the plot where Shadow Hoopa was buried by the desert,

With psychokinesis like a blade, Mew carved the words "Shadow Hoopa's grave" etc. onto it,

The scene of handling killing, burial, and even erecting a tombstone directly delighted the audience who felt sorry for Shadow Hoopa,

Every one of them couldn't hold back, laughing out loud on the spot,

"I laughed out loud in the middle of the night under the covers."

"Mew is really cute!"

"He's really gentle, I'm dying of tears!"

"Mew~ so cute, Mew, why are you captured by others~ waa waa waa~"

Shadow Hoopa led by example, personally demonstrating what a buyer's show and seller's show are.

After five or six minutes passed, Shadow Hoopa finally recovered from underground and reappeared.

During this period,

Dialga, relying on its childish‑level attack and relatively absurd opponent, became the focus of everyone's sight.

Other divine beasts, their opponents are at least first-rank gods.

Who could be Giratina's opponent?

Pikachu, Charizard, Infernape, Serperior, Diancie, and even Ash's bonded Greninja and the newly hatched Snivy.

Against anyone, it's a fifty-fifty!

Highlighting equality among all beings, the audience was left astonished.

If you say he's weak, he can easily swat away attacks from other first-rank gods.

If you say he's strong, he can't even beat a Snivy or a Pikachu.

"What kind of divine beast is this?!"

"No matter who they fight, it's fifty-fifty; I might as well call it the Fifty-Fifty Beast."

Watching the comments on the screen,

Cynthia also couldn't help but laugh,

She could hardly miss it—Giratina was simply taking the opportunity to openly run into the main world to play.

Amused, Cynthia also took to the screen to popularize Giratina's identity for everyone.

"This is Giratina, the Pluto Dragon, the controller who overturns the world……"

"Yikes! Cynthia, Champion!!"

"Cynthia hehe, drool……"

"What? Cynthia, Champion's drool? I really want to eat it……"

"@Cynthia, after watching this desert livestream I deeply realized the importance of conserving water resources; Cynthia, Champion, don't waste your bath water—you can mail it to me, I have many flowers that need watering, I don't care about water quality."

"Tsk tsk, you want to water flowers? I'm too embarrassed to call you out on it!"

"That plan of yours, I heard it even in Alola."

With Cynthia's appearance, although it attracted a bunch of simps openly declaring love,

it also finally cleared up everyone's doubts.

"The master of a world? One can't easily come and go from this world; could it be they came here for a spring outing?"

"No wonder they can casually swat away first-rank gods' attacks, and their eyes aren't red."

"Could it be that Giratina is treating this battle as a pretend play?"

"Pretend play? No; bringing kids? Yes."

Gradually, after hearing of Giratina's lofty status, more and more viewers came to accept Cynthia's claim.

Especially when Giratina gathered a huge shadow ball in its mouth and slammed it downward, Serperior nimbly dodged it, but it was bounced back by Team Rocket's Wobbuffet,

everyone became even more convinced that Giratina was just playing around.

Although everyone knew Giratina wasn't using its full power, they couldn't resist enjoying the meme.

One by one, they took screenshots, added text, and posted them in the comment section,

"A mere Giratina? Before my fruit god, all it can do is flee!"

"Wobbuffet: Giratina? Strong? I can casually bounce it back!"

"Team Rocket's Musashi, Kojiro, and Meowth are number one under heaven!"

Team Rocket headquarters,

Sakaki saw Musashi, Kojiro, Meowth, and Wobbuffet appear in the live broadcast feed, and his mouth twitched.

Over the years, following Ash, the trio has been on TV quite a bit—unexpectedly, they even have fans now.

Suddenly,

Sakaki had a flash of inspiration and looked toward Zhen Niao.

"You say, we can't find a suitable spokesperson for some of our gray-market products; how about having the three of them shoot a group ad?"