Chapter 434
Bai Jing stopped upon hearing it, having come very close to the finish line, but he was just pissed off!
Kill a chicken to scare the monkeys, use me as that chicken?
How could this be tolerated?
"Dragonite, Ice Beam!"
Everyone widened their eyes—what was he planning now?
A wall of ice rose before the finish line; height wasn't the issue—what mattered was it curled inward, making climbing impossible!
After finishing this, Bai Jing recalled Dragonite, stepped off the track, and walked away with a casual flick of his ass.
"Heh heh, now how are you going to race?"
This guy is way too malicious—but we like him!
The audience burst into laughter!
The organizers were fuming—this bastard clearly came here just to sabotage!
Over a hundred competitors stood before the ice wall, utterly baffled—how the hell were they supposed to proceed?
Seeing this race about to end in chaos due to one person's mischief, the organizers hurried to fix it.
"Contestants, another unexpected twist has occurred—we're just as frustrated as you are!"
This is life's unpredictability—big intestine wrapped around small intestine!
"But as a Trainer, you must have the courage to overcome adversity!"
"We're adding a temporary rule: breaking through the ice wall to reach the finish line still counts!"
"So, contestants—attack!"
Well then, even the rule against using moves has been tossed out the window—where's your integrity?
Under the combined assault of over a hundred competitors, the ice wall collapsed with a crash, and everyone scrambled toward the finish line.
"Water Gun!"
Suddenly, a jet of water shot skyward—Gengar used the recoil to fly toward the finish line, with Deng Xin clinging tightly to its back.
"Holy shit! You can actually do that?!"
"It's just a prize? This is insane!"
One trainer and his Pokémon crossed the finish line first; Gengar crashed face-first into the ground, while Deng Xin spun a full three-hundred-sixty-degree flip midair before landing perfectly.
"Yes! First place is mine!"
The audience erupted into thunderous applause!
But Gengar looked deeply resentful—it knew its own skill level made falling impossible; it had been stepped on by a terrible trainer, used as a stepping stone!
"Ahem~ Gengar, don't be mad—all the prize food is yours now!"
Gengar's resentment finally faded.
The second stage's bicycle race was naturally modified—now contestants raced on their Pokémon, with numerous obstacles along the way, like hurdles.
So choosing the right Pokémon was crucial: it had to be both fast and high-jumping.
What? Choose a Flying-type Pokémon?
Fine, but both feet must touch the ground while running!
"No using moves! No using moves! No using moves! Important thing said three times—if you break this, you're immediately disqualified!"
Still not satisfied, the host marched right up to Bai Jing.
"Contestant Bai Jing—I'm talking to you! Don't you dare break the rules again!"
Bai Jing waved dismissively. "Relax, relax—I promise not to mess up this time!"
When the host saw him send out Absol, he instantly relaxed—this Pokémon was truly incapable of mischief, because it was lazy.
Bai Jing was also frustrated: he had Dragonite for water, Charizard and Sonny for air, and even Shieldon could've put on a show.
But on land, he had nothing decent—so he had to send out this lazy slacker, Absol.
Could he really ride Dragonite or Charizard on the ground?
Or ride Lucario? With its tiny frame, it'd be more likely to ride Bai Jing.
What? Use Jynx or Mudkip?
Don't joke—try riding one and you'll get charged with Pokémon abuse and sing "Iron Bars Blues"!
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