Chapter 2201
"This river water is not poisonous, but drinking it will make you pregnant."
Wu Feng looked at Sun Wukong in the Guan Shi Mirror and said extremely calmly.
"Senior Wu Feng, what are you saying? You've completely confused me. Is there really river water that can make people pregnant?"
"Besides, we are all grown men; how could we get pregnant?"
The tone from Sun Wukong's side was even more puzzled.
Wu Feng had originally thought that he could minimize trouble during this Kalpa Tribulation, which would also save them time on their journey to the west.
But he had been thinking about the Heaven Realm earlier and had forgotten about this, and on top of that, Zhu Bajie's movements were simply too fast; before he could even speak, Zhu Bajie had already lain by the river and drank wildly.
Therefore, according to later generations, from what Wu Feng knew from "Journey to the West," on this trip to the Daughter Kingdom, all three of them had originally drunk the river water—Tang Sanzang, Zhu Bajie, and Sha Seng—all three of them, except for Sun Wukong.
Wu Feng had previously calculated this Kalpa Tribulation; he thought that he could remind Sun Wukong in advance when they passed the Daughter River, which would avoid the trouble of drinking the river water and getting pregnant.
However, man proposes, God disposes. Wu Feng had spent too much mental effort on the Heaven Realm catastrophe and had forgotten about the Journey to the West Kalpa Tribulation.
So when he saw the scenery by the river and remembered that this was the Daughter River, Zhu Bajie had already been thirsty to the point of desperation and had snatched the river water to drink first.
"In any case, you just have to believe me. Zhu Bajie will definitely get pregnant. I originally intended to help you avoid this trouble, but I didn't expect the trouble to find you anyway."
Wu Feng said to Sun Wukong in his mind.
"Uh, alright, this matter is indeed absurd enough."
"Hahaha, I just find it a bit funny. This fool can eat and drink, and now he's going to suffer a disaster again!"
Sun Wukong had some helplessness on his face, slapped his forehead, and then suddenly laughed and said.
"Monkey Brother, why are you standing there stunned? Am I really going to die? Is there any salvation for me?"
Marshal Tianpeng looked at Sun Wukong, worry in his eyes.
"Fool, congratulations, you are going to be a dad—oh no, you are going to be a mom. That doesn't seem right either; I don't even know if you are going to be a dad or a mom."
Sun Wukong chuckled, looked at Marshal Tianpeng, and said.
"Oh, I'm dying of thirst, and Great Senior Brother, you're still joking here. I want to drink water; I don't care anymore."
General Juan Lian rolled his eyes a few times, and his throat bobbed with difficulty, as if he were swallowing saliva, and then he walked toward the riverbank again.
"Old Sha, didn't you understand my words? Drinking this river water will make you pregnant!"
Sun Wukong's eyes flashed with anger, and he suddenly turned to look at General Juan Lian and said loudly.
"What do you mean?"
"Great Senior Brother, what kind of fantasy are you talking about? Drinking some river water will make you pregnant? Besides, we are all men; how is this possible?"
General Juan Lian seemed not to believe Sun Wukong's words, stood stunned on the spot, and looked at Sun Wukong.
"Ah! My stomach hurts!"
Just at this moment, Marshal Tianpeng suddenly let out a loud cry, then covered his stomach with both hands and fell to the ground.
"Wukong, what exactly is going on? Didn't you say the river water was poisonous? Why are you saying now that the river water can make people pregnant?"
Tang Sanzang frowned, looking somewhat displeased as he looked at Sun Wukong.
"This matter is a long story; there is an expert who always guides me in the dark."
"But for the fool this time, pregnancy is definitely inevitable."
A smile appeared on Sun Wukong's face as he scanned the crowd and said.
End of Chapter
