Chapter 701: Bridal Chamber on the March

All conspiracies are paper tigers! Go back to sleep!

Chen Wuji thought for a long time; besides considering it abnormal, he couldn't think of any other possibility.

He simply gave up completely.

What's the point of wasting all that brainpower? Just fight.

In the face of absolute strength, conspiracies are utterly futile.

In this battle, he fought quite prosperously, his forces at least twice those of Yu Ren.

Even if the situation in Songzhou is complex, if he loses this battle, he can practically kiss his face goodbye.

Winning with fewer against many, victorious in battle after battle; if the many fight the few and suffer defeat, saying it out loud would surely make people laugh their teeth off.

Everyone will surely think Chen Wuji has gotten full of himself.

Xu Zengyi echoed with a sound, but his expression always carried contemplation.

This person has been under considerable pressure lately.

Several things exceeded his expectations, causing this Poisonist to greatly doubt his own judgment, even entertaining the idea of letting Chen Wuji replace him as the strategist.

Chen Wuji feared he would overthink again, so on the way back he soothed him with a few kind words, whereupon they each returned to their tents.

Just as the tent curtain was lifted, a low, suppressed laugh accompanied by some strange sounds came from inside.

His brain was nearly fried, yet those two were having quite a good time.

Going past the curtain, the beautiful sight before him made Chen Wuji's eyes widen instantly, his mouth dry.

Qin Zhanhong, you really know how to play!

Lu Wanwan was bullied to the point of having no strength to resist.

"Husband, are you still satisfied?"

Seeing Chen Wuji enter, Qin Zhanhong immediately spoke as if offering credit.

At the moment she rose, the scenery swayed, and even the somewhat dim interior of the tent seemed to whiten a bit.

Lu Wanwan buried her head in the blanket, hiding herself like a shy quail.

However, that beautiful sight was not covered up.

She seemed to have resigned herself.

Qin Zhanhong said with a chuckle: "Husband, this bride of yours sometimes doesn't keep her word; she said in the daytime that it would be fine at night, but when I made a move she wasn't happy, forcing me to resort to some tactics."

Lu Wanwan lifted the blanket, puffing angrily: "I said that to the husband, not the sister."

"You jerk, are you sizing people up like picking dishes?" Qin Zhanhong shouted, "We're both women; isn't it easier for us to get close?"

Lu Wanwan clung tightly to the blanket, covering half her face, and let out a soft hum: "I don't feel that way; being looked at by the sister... makes me even shyer."

"That's your problem!"

Qin Zhanhong shook her head, then suddenly became all proud and smug, saying, "Anyway, it doesn't matter; I've already seen what I should have seen, and your blocking won't help."

"Husband, hurry up; I've already trained this little maid for you, now it's just right. This fellow was earlier like a downpour, the blanket almost ruined."

Only then did Chen Wuji notice, his eyes involuntarily widening slightly.

Is Lu Wanwan really that exaggerated?

"Did she do all this?" Chen Wuji asked in surprise.

"Yes, it's a shame you didn't see the scene just now; it was too shocking." Qin Zhanhong said, her eyebrows dancing with delight, "But there will be plenty of opportunities ahead; with your abilities, you'll surely make that rain even more terrifying."

"Sister!" Lu Wanwan blushed and shouted hastily.

Wearing only half a garment, the graceful Qin Zhanhong leapt onto the bed and fell beside Lu Wanwan, "What's the matter? Can't you speak? Didn't you just say the husband could do anything?"

"I... this is just now." Lu Wanwan said, embarrassed and feeble.

Qin Zhanhong laughed hehehe, her hand already reaching out to Lu Wanwan again, "Shouldn't the husband know about these things? You can't just let him have the bridal chamber without letting him know some of your special traits."

Chen Wuji chuckled.

He now seriously suspects that Qin Zhanhong's search for a wife for him is entirely for her own sake.

Look at how they've bullied that young lady; she can barely speak.

"Go to sleep!" Chen Wuji said.

Qin Zhanhong jumped up immediately, "I'll help the husband change clothes."

Although her personality is a bit flighty, Qin Zhanhong is impeccable in these matters.

"Wanwan, come over; there are some things I might still need to teach you!" Qin Zhanhong's eyes flashed with mischief as she called softly.

Lu Wanwan's head popped out from under the blanket, "What... should we teach?"

"You'll know when you come over."

"Oh."

Lu Wanwan, who seemed to have resigned herself, moved over, but still kept her eyes down, not daring to look at Chen Wuji.

"Come on, open your mouth!"

Qin Zhanhong smiled at the corners of her mouth, pulling Lu Wanwan beside Chen Wuji.

Lu Wanwan tightly covered her front with both hands, shielding the beautiful scenery, and asked blankly, "What are we doing?"

"First open your mouth, just listen to my arrangements." Qin Zhanhong spoke in the tone of an experienced person, leaving no room for doubt, "Since you've never experienced the bridal chamber, I'll teach you step by step from the beginning."

"Oh..."

Chen Wuji suddenly realized it wasn't just Lu Wanwan being arranged; he too had been set up by Qin Zhanhong.

He didn't need to take any initiative at all.

Lu Wanwan, not understanding, shyly opened slightly.

Her lips were red, teeth white, glossy and alluring.

Qin Zhanhong gave Chen Wuji a glance; her expression was even more excited than when she herself went into battle.

Chen Wuji was never one to be reserved; he ought to just go along.

Lu Wanwan's appearance just now left him also somewhat unable to hold back, his urge to act strong.

With this look, probably no one could keep their composure.

Mm…

Lu Wanwan's bright eyes instantly stared wide open.

"What are you looking at? This is the first step, let's begin." Qin Zhanhong urged with a smile.

Lu Wanwan was dumbfounded.

This is completely different from what her mother told her before leaving.

But she really didn't know how to say those words.

You can't say, "Mother already told me how to serve a man; you're not like that, right?"

After hesitating a moment, Lu Wanwan steeled herself and faced the challenge.

Never mind, anyway this step will have to be taken sooner or later; whether you walk sideways or lengthwise, just get it done first.

Chen Wuji let out a relaxed sigh.

Although Lu Wanwan didn't understand, she was just going by instinct, but it was spot on.

The comfort level was maxed out.

After a short while, Qin Zhanhong, acting as coach on the side, spoke again.

"Alright, that's about enough; next step, get up a bit!" Qin Zhanhong stepped in to help Lu Wanwan correct her posture.

Lu Wanwan stood up in a daze.

"I didn't mean for you to stand up fully; just lift your waist a little, as long as you can reach." Qin Zhanhong stepped in to help Lu Wanwan correct her posture.

"This... is this okay?"

The inexperienced Lu Wanwan found this action quite puzzling.