[{"data":1,"prerenderedAt":-1},["ShallowReactive",2],{"origin-quick-transmigration-cannon-fodder-s-record-of-c":3,"chapter-quick-transmigration-cannon-fodder-s-record-of-c-quick-transmigration-cannon-fodder-s-record-of-c-chapter-3134":6},{"origin":4,"title":5},"english","Quick Transmigration Cannon Fodder's Record of Counterattacks",{"chapter":7,"nextChapterSlug":19,"prevChapterSlug":20,"totalChapters":21,"novelImage":22},{"id":8,"novel_id":9,"title":10,"slug":11,"index":12,"content":13,"wordcount":14,"created_at":15,"updated_at":15,"volume":16,"translator":17,"content_hash":18},1190985,1534,"Chapter 3134: The Main Character of This World Was…","quick-transmigration-cannon-fodder-s-record-of-c-chapter-3134",3134,"\u003Cp>Just how vulgar?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Ning Shu: …\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Ning Shu couldn’t find the words to describe it.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Xu Hongyuan was a programmer. The main character of this world was… one of Xu Hongyuan’s little tadpoles.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>That’s right. A tadpole.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Xu Hongyuan was single and nearing thirty. Looks-wise, he was average—not stunning, but not hideous either.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>One day, he went to donate sperm but was told by the doctor that he didn’t meet the standard.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Xu Hongyuan got mad. He could jerk off and have sex, so how could he not meet the standard?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The doctor showed Xu Hongyuan his tadpoles. Other men’s were numerous and lively, swimming around full of vitality.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Xu Hongyuan: …\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He never realized he had oligospermia.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Xu Hongyuan scratched his head. What should he do? He still needed to carry on the family line, get married, have a wife and kids, and a warm home.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>In the spirit of scientific curiosity, the doctor told him there was a new drug available. It had just been released, and no one knew what side effects it might have.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But it could make tadpoles more energetic and increase their numbers.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Xu Hongyuan decided to take it. Two days later, he started having testicle pain—serious pain.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>And whenever he saw anything even a little erotic, his little brother would get uncontrollably excited, and his balls would hurt even more.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>On the subway, seeing the cleavage of a beautiful woman made his balls ache; observing the new female colleague at the office bending over to pour water made it even worse.ᴛhis chapter is ᴜpdated by n0velfire.net\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Xu Hongyuan hurried to see the doctor, who said, “If it’s uncomfortable, just jerk it out.” The doctor then handed Xu Hongyuan an indescribable magazine to use.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Xu Hongyuan did it in the bathroom and then let out a blood-curdling scream.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The doctor went in to check and found Xu Hongyuan handing him a cup.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The doctor took one look and was so terrified he dropped the cup—a tadpole the size of a finger wriggled on the floor, swaying its head.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The doctor stomped on the tadpole. With a splat, it burst, oozing white fluid.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“I need to research this. The medicine must be too potent, that’s why it grew so big.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The incident was soon forgotten, and Xu Hongyuan started dating. The girl he met was beautiful.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Xu Hongyuan’s pants tented up again. While walking her home, he couldn’t hold back and rushed to her bathroom.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>After releasing himself, another tadpole shot out—first finger-sized, then fist-sized.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Panicking, Xu Hongyuan grabbed the tadpole and stuffed it into the toilet.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But the thing kept growing, eventually lifting the toilet lid.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The tadpole was white, with dark yellow fangs and eyes—a straight-up monster.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>It darted out of the bathroom, slithering across the floor.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The girl was horrified at the sight, collapsing to the ground.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But the tadpole wriggled straight toward the space between her legs.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>A tadpole with a head the size of a soccer ball tried to burrow into her body.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The scene was both disgusting and terrifying.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Luckily, Xu Hongyuan acted fast, grabbing the tadpole’s tail and yanking it out before hurling it out the window.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>From then on, this alien creature roamed the city, leaving slaughter in its wake.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The goal of the giant sperm was to inseminate, and its method of attack was to burrow into the bodies of women. How could women possibly deal with that?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>It was extremely revolting.\u003C\u002Fp>",576,"2026-06-03T13:37:09.972Z",1,"novelbin.me","be3aa3627a42dde4d7a6f644a8cdc78bc54f8556ad6e1b3eb8d9f94f71d8214d","quick-transmigration-cannon-fodder-s-record-of-c-chapter-3135","quick-transmigration-cannon-fodder-s-record-of-c-chapter-3133",3296,"https:\u002F\u002Fnovelzhen.com\u002Fimages\u002Fcovers\u002Fquick-transmigration-cannon-fodder-s-record-of-c-cover.jpg"]