Chapter 88: Love Variety Show Strategy System (6)
The netizens in the livestream room were seeing the director and the guests bantering back and forth for the first time, and they were watching with great interest.
【It's clearly a Love Variety Show, so why does it feel like a comedy variety show? But I have to say, it's actually quite interesting.】
【Director, why don't you join in too? You and Sister Xie are quite compatible.】
【Why do I think using rock-paper-scissors to decide tomorrow's dating partner is actually quite fun?】
【It's worth a try, it's just a game anyway.】
【Rock-paper-scissors can also help pad the runtime.】
【Hahahaha! Are you upstairs specifically here to be a killjoy?】
The director waved his megaphone powerlessly: "Start choosing in order."
Xie Yang obediently stepped forward and flipped over a sticker at random; the picture on the back was a Tandem Bicycle.
The second person to step forward and draw was Zhou Hanqing: a bus.
After that was Fu Yichen, who drew a taxi.
After everyone finished drawing, Xie Yang discovered that the person with the best luck was actually Lin Xiaoning, who was tied for 0 points but had lost in the rock-paper-scissors round—she drew the Luxury Nanny Van, and there were drinks, snacks, and fruit on the vehicle.
The person who lost three rounds is actually the ultimate winner???
Xie Yang sighed deeply in her heart: These ridiculous game rules! She just couldn't understand them.
Since it is a Love Variety Show, every segment will be arranged for sweet interactions, even on the way to the Tropical Botanical Garden, it is no exception.
Each mode of transportation has two guests, one male and one female.
Riding in the same taxi are Fu Yichen and Xie Danni.
Sitting on the same bus are Zhou Hanqing and Chen Anqi.
Sharing the Luxury Nanny Van are Lin Xiaoning and Lu Ming.
The unlucky ones walking there are Xiao Chenglei and Liu Yang.
Jiang Tuo and Xie Yang are riding the Tandem Bicycle together.
"Xie Yang, I'll ride in the front, you just pedal a little bit in the back to go through the motions."
Jiang Tuo took the initiative to ride in the front.
Seeing this, Xie Yang cooperated and sat in the back.
As a result, the start was unfavorable; just as they set off, Jiang Tuo didn't hold the handlebars steady, causing the two of them to almost fall into the roadside drainage ditch.
After Xie Yang pulled him up, she brushed off her pant legs: "You haven't ridden a Tandem Bicycle before, have you? Then you sit in the back, and I'll be in charge of the handlebars."
Jiang Tuo: "..."
No, who lets a man sit in the back? Doesn't he have his pride?
"Is your pride more important or your life?" Xie Yang glanced at him, "Hurry up! Don't dawdle until the sun sets and the Task still isn't finished; the director will get angry."
"..."
【Sister Xie, the only person the director will be angry at is you. Who told you to focus on the Task? What we want is interaction between the male and female guests, interaction!】
【Truth be told, Sister Xie's posture getting on the bike was super cool!】
【Are you all calling the 5th female guest 'Sister' now?】
【Hahahaha! Sister Xie is really too funny! I've gone from a passerby to a fan!】
【Holy crap! What is Sister Xie doing? A bicycle race? She's pedaling so fast she's a blur.】
【It's a good thing the cameraman PD has a dedicated vehicle, otherwise how would they keep up.】
【My poor Brother Jiang, his two legs can't even keep up with the pedaling...】
Jiang Tuo indeed couldn't keep up with the pedaling because Xie Yang was riding too fast.
"Xie Yang! Xie Yang, ride slower! I can't keep up with your rhythm anymore!"
"It's fine," Xie Yang said without looking back, "If you can't keep up, then don't. I can carry you."
"..."
Is this a question of whether she can carry him or not?
As a grown man, sitting in the back seat of a Tandem Bicycle is shameful enough, and she actually doesn't even need him to put in any effort—doesn't he have his pride!
"Stop! I'm switching with you! I'll ride in the front!"
Xie Yang disagreed: "Isn't it fine with me riding? If I switch to you, you'll just rush into a ditch again in a moment."
"... I won't, I promise I won't this time, I'll be careful."
"Oh, we're almost there, let's not waste this time, be a good boy."
"..."
Be a good boy your sister!
I am a man!!!
【Pfft—I think Jiang Tuo is about to shatter.】
【Be a good boy, Tuo-bao, actually Sister Xie is taking care of you, letting you have a ride without having to put in any effort yourself.】
【That's right Tuo-bao, Movie Star Lu didn't last three seconds in Sister Xie's hands before being shoulder-thrown, your combat power surely can't beat her either, let's not argue, okay? Just lie back and enjoy it.】
【Hahaha! You guys are so mean!】
【I went to check out every guest's livestream room and found that Brother Jiang and Sister Xie's interaction is still the most interesting.】
【Are you guys serious? Didn't you see Brother Jiang is already shattered.】
【Really! The other four pairs... emmm, how should I put it, the ambiguity makes me feel awkward, and the sweetness looks a bit fake.】
【I'm going to go take a look too—】
【Sisters, I'm back! I have to say, it really is Brother Jiang and Sister Xie who are the most fun, it's just lacking a bit of CP chemistry.】
【What? Is the Imperial Sister & Little Wolf Dog CP not good enough?】
【It works!】
Thus, the sister-brother duo of Xie Yang and Jiang Tuo was jokingly dubbed "Imperial Sister & Little Wolf Dog" by netizens.
Xie Yang did not know this yet; she only wanted to complete the Task assigned by the director so as not to be seen as slacking off and having her pay deducted.
The Tropical Botanical Garden was 2.8 kilometers away from the Romantic Cabin; if she were riding alone, she could have finished this distance in ten minutes, but the Tandem Bicycle was obviously much slower, and they were even overtaken by guests in a taxi along the way.
Xie Danni rolled down the car window and deliberately provoked her: "Cycling is very tiring, isn't it? Why are you the one riding in front? Jiang Tuo is too ungentlemanly! Compared to this, Teacher Fu is truly so considerate; seeing that the car air conditioning was set quite cold, he even went out of his way to get me a shirt."
After saying this, she hoped that Xie Yang's Resentment Value would rise quickly.
Xie Yang did not even pay her any mind, instead turning her head to comfort Jiang Tuo: "Don't listen to her nonsense, you are very gentlemanly."
"..."
Jiang Tuo snorted and rolled his eyes.
The livestream chat was filled with "hahahaha."
Seeing that Xie Yang not only did not gain any Resentment Value but did not even give her a proper look, Xie Danni was so angry that her face almost twisted.
Fortunately, knowing that they were live, she tried her best to restrain herself to avoid a breakdown, forcing a gentle and warm smile onto her lips:
"Jiang Tuo, Xie Yang, we'll be heading off first! You guys keep it up!"
Do you think it will happen just because you say "keep it up"?
The Tandem Bicycle slowed down.
"What's wrong?" Seeing Xie Yang slow down, Jiang Tuo forgot that he had been sulking with her a second ago and asked in confusion, "We're almost there, why slow down? Can't you pedal anymore? Let me switch!"
"It's not that, I saw a Watermelon stand. Are you thirsty? Do you want to eat some Watermelon? Sister will treat you."
【Sob sob sob... Sister Xie really takes such good care of my Brother Jiang.】
【Isn't this pair quite shippable? Who said they lacked CP chemistry?】
【I announce that I will carry the banner for the Alpaca CP!】
【Alpaca? Do you mean Xie Yang and Jiang Tuo? This CP name is also not bad! But 'Imperial Sister & Little Wolf Dog' is still more fitting.】
In the Observation Room, the Love Observers were also expressing their own views on this scene:
"For the pair of Xie Yang and Jiang Tuo, no matter how I looked at it before, I couldn't see any CP chemistry between them, but on this cycling trip, I tasted the feeling of first love. Who says romance must be a strong man and a weak woman?"
"That's right! Many campus romances start from bickering and arguing; it's especially pure and beautiful."
Xie Yang knew nothing about this; if she did, she might ask: Are you guys serious?
End of Chapter
