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Chapter 1289: Hot-Blooded Young Man, Online Zombie Slaying 11

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Jin Chen was about to leave.

Wei Xian was naturally the most satisfied; aside from being temporarily unable to leave, the factory had no other problems, and all the zombies had been wiped out.

This is the perfect initial base! Without Jin Chen, everything would be more convenient for him.

Wei Xian stared coldly at Jin Chen, "If you leave, you're not allowed to come back; when you come crying for mercy, this will be my turf."

Jin Chen: "It's not easy becoming factory director; just enjoy it secretly."

Wei Xian: "……"

The two young ladies hesitated, wanting to follow, but Wei Xian gave them a look, having the muscular man cover their mouths and press them down.

He certainly wasn't keeping it for himself; it was for the other men in the troop who needed to have their loyalty ensured.

Besides food, beauty could certainly make them obedient.

Jin Chen and the five of them had already gone upstairs, missing this scene.

They stood on the second-floor balcony without railings, tossed about by the wind,

The factory's first floor was extremely high, making the second floor's height far beyond their perception.

And the distance from the balcony to the wall of the site's main gate was at least ten or more meters, connected only by a wrist-thick rope.

Chu Shu's voice was blown into disarray by the wind: "I think! We don't absolutely have to go over!"

Zhou Xuan: "Huh? Fly over? Calm down!"

He grabbed Chu Shu in one motion: "Brother, don't go crazy!"

Chu Shu almost got pushed off by Zhou Xuan's swinging arm, cursing loudly while clinging tightly to him for his life.

Jin Chen had just finished discussing the specifics with Liu Zhi when Jiang Chen occasionally offered opinions; looking up, he saw Chu Shu and the other tightly embraced, with not a gap between them.

It was like a Titanic embrace on the balcony—truly tragic.

Jin Chen: "How come I didn't know they have a thing going?"

Liu Zhi pushed up his glasses: "To be honest, I just found out too."

Jiang Chen: "……"

This dorm is full of bromance.

Jin Chen pulled the two over, forcibly turning them into a Milky Way.

"If we're going to hold on while going down, Chu Shu and Liu Zhi go first, I'll steady the rope."

Liu Zhi is calmer, making him suitable to lead.

He tied a rope tightly around his glasses to prevent them from falling when he swooped across, lying on the rope with his legs hooked, slowly moving forward.

The first half went smoothly; Chu Shu followed behind, trembling, sliding slowly.

At the most swaying middle, Jin Chen thought he'd swoosh past in one go, but saw Liu Zhi suddenly stop.

"Liu Zhi! Why did you stop?" Zhou Xuan shouted, cupping his hands like a megaphone.

Liu Zhi lifted his upper torso, resting in a seal-like pose, and slowly sent back four words.

"Friction generates heat."

With such high temperature, such a thick rope,

his crotch hurts.

The three opposite:!!!

Although but, they felt the same.

Jin Chen was considering the possibility of sneaking a flight over.

Forget it; even my wife could endure this hardship.

Or else bring my wife to fly over together!

Jin Chen furtively glanced at Jiang Chen, who was a bit wary: "Jin Chen, act normal."

That look always feels like he'll say something shocking next second!

"You're not Superman." Jiang Chen patted Jin Chen's shoulder, "Just obediently slide over."

Jin Chen scratched the back of his head, wondering if he'd just spoken.

Being too in sync with his wife isn't good either; he doesn't know how to sweet-talk well.

On the other side, after resting and cooling down a bit, Liu Zhi and Chu Shu had a narrow escape climbing onto the wall.

Chu Shu's legs were so weak he couldn't climb for a while, so he simply lay there, gripping the rope together with Liu Zhi to steady himself.

Liu Zhi raised his hand and made a gesture toward the opposite side.

Zhou Xuan began to move out.

Zhou Xuan got off to a smooth start!

Zhou Xuan: "…ahhhhh!"

He had slid one-third of the way when he suddenly saw zombies crawling out from the top of the first floor!! Still in the tree!

"Jin Brother ahhhhh!!"

Jin Chen gripped the swaying rope steady: "Don't shout! The zombies' attention isn't on you! Keep going calmly!"

Jiang Chen shouted from the side, "You're safe now! Don't move around!"

"Whoa!"

Zhou Xuan couldn't see clearly, but hearing that eased him a bit, so he hurriedly sped up.

The zombies were closer to Liu Zhi's side; Jin Chen didn't send aid, instead giving Liu Zhi a few hand signals commonly used in games.

"Understood."

Liu Zhi lifted Chu Shu up: "Your Zhou Xuan's life depends on you!"

Chu Shu: "……Whose?"

Liu Zhi: "This isn't the point, listen to me, take off your clothes now."

Chu Shu turned pale and gaped, struggling to hold himself.

"You want me to seduce Zhou Xuan?! You're crazy! Are you even human!"

Liu Zhi: "..."

He slowly revealed a look of having bumped into something.

"I didn't mean that, you're overthinking."

Chu Shu: "Then what do you mean?"

Liu Zhi pushed his glasses, "Zombies are attracted to the scent of the living; they can't climb up, divert their attention so Zhou Xuan can come over safely."

Chu Shu: "... Seduce, zombies?"

Chu Shu could only comply; as he removed his clothes, he felt like a coerced young maiden.

Then, under Liu Zhi's guidance, wearing Ultraman briefs, he did the third set of radio calisthenics on the wall—the only dance he knew.

Liu Zhi smiled wickedly, picked up his belt to guide the movements, making a slap-slap sound.

The zombies were quickly attracted, stretching their hands down to reach.

Jiang Chen opposite was greatly shocked.

"... What are they doing?"

What a spectacular scene.

Jin Chen glanced again at Zhou Xuan, still struggling to crawl, and slowly let out a helpless sigh.

"Turns out, it's still a love triangle."

With the help of an amazing roommate, Zhou Xuan slowly crawled along the rope, passing through the zombies' world.

"Lend a hand quickly..."

Zhou Xuan weakly reached out, but Liu Zhi grabbed him and pulled him over; he turned his head to face Chu Shu, stark naked except for Ultraman briefs.

"... Damn, you haven't thrown away those ugly briefs yet!"

Zhou Xuan suddenly had the strength to retort.

Chu Shu rolled his eyes, "You don't know anything! This is childhood!"

Zhou Xuan: "... Who wears their childhood on their body."

On the other side, Jin Chen and Jiang Chen discussed who would cover the rear; in the end, due to Jiang Chen's firm attitude, Jin Chen went ahead first.

The zombies seemed to know climbing the wall was too hard, and in an instant shifted target, climbing the tree to grab Jin Chen's leg.

"Watch out!"

Jiang Chen tensed up, instantly drew a dagger from the side pocket of his backpack behind him, and gripped the rope with one hand.

He actually plunged the dagger straight into the zombie's palm!

"Huh..."

The zombie's movement was hindered, ignoring its bloody hand, it stood upright and opened its mouth wide to bite.

"Don't look back!"

Jiang Chen noticed Jin Chen moving; there was no one stabilizing the rope behind him, now it's very dangerous—if Jin Chen falls, something will happen.

His eyes were sharp; he grabbed the dagger again with force, now relying purely on bodily instinct.

The doctor's gaze and accuracy are extremely high.

Swish! Hand up, knife down, straight into the zombie's head.

The zombie fell from the tree and could no longer climb.

Jiang Chen breathed a sigh of relief, the hand holding the dagger still trembling faintly.

This feeling... really isn't good.

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