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Chapter 1297: Hot-Blooded College Guy, Online Zombie Slayer 19

~8 min read 1,432 words

Deadly Escape! — Zhou Xuan version.

After Zhou Xuan ran four laps around the supermarket rooftop, he finally ran out of stamina, his legs feeling as heavy as lead.

Panting, but he still had the mind to wander.

During the physical test, if zombies were trailing you, you'd definitely not fail!!

Fortunately, where there's a will there's a way; Zhou Xuan found a tool to clear the path.

His eyes lit up; he again took a running start, leapt up and grabbed the horizontal bar atop the corridor, curling his legs into an extremely Distorted but safe pose.

As long as he waited for the zombies to run ahead, he could then slip down from the other side!

But reality is always harsh.

Zhou Xuan's sweaty dash had washed away the cologne; to the zombies he was nothing but a jumping chunk of meat, still emitting a scent that thrilled their rotting senses.

Thus they did not follow Zhou Xuan's expectation; after the target disappeared, they did not keep chasing forward, but collectively stopped, tilted their heads upward, their eyeless pupils like night pearls in the gloom, trembling as they stretched out their hands to grab.

"Get lost! Don't covet my ass!"

Zhou Xuan certainly didn't want to become part of an overbearing zombie chief's story.

He suddenly kicked a long-armed zombie into the air; a brief, astonishing burst of power left half its body hanging over the glass corridor, struggling a few times before falling and crashing headfirst, blood spraying.

But after the burst, Zhou Xuan sadly discovered his hands had no strength left.

Yet another zombie brother tried to grab his butt, and no matter how he kicked, he couldn't shake it off.

"Big zombie bro, I'm begging you! I'm not Tang Sanzang—I'm not tasty!"

Zhou Xuan totally wilted, like a poor little wife who'd been bullied countless times.

His body had no strength left, yet his fingers gripping the railing stubbornly refused to let go.

Stubbornness was useless.

But soon Zhou Xuan discovered something even more despairing… yet it also hinted at a glimmer of hope.

Falling vertically, he landed precisely on the zombie's neck.

And the zombie happened to set its sights on Chu Shu, who came sprinting.

Zhou Xuan's face was blank; his consciousness hadn't caught up, yet his body had already been carried two li by the zombie.

"Holy shit… Chu Shu, run faster! Don't stop!!"

"If I stop, I'm done!!"

Zhou Xuan finally reacted, grabbing the zombie's hair to cushion himself.

Chu Shu glanced back and nearly vomited blood from anger.

"Zhou's chariot, fuck your great great great great grandfather!!"

"You're treating the zombie like a rickshaw!!"

Meanwhile, down below in the audience seats.

Jin Chen took another bite of popcorn and commented: "Superb balance."

Jiang Chen: "Your dorm mates… their stamina isn't bad."

Liu Zhi: "I said Zhou Xuan was chasing Chu Shu."

Although it was in the physical sense.

It also let him nicely snag a bite.

Ru Meng: "…No shipping based on rumors."

Ru Yue: "By the way, we should replenish the perfume."

Jin Chen: "…"

He leaned on Jiang Chen, sighing helplessly.

Deadly Escape! — Chu Shu version.

From being chased by two zombies to three zombies plus the man on the zombie's back, Chu Shu inwardly pleaded with his grandparents, silently reciting the names of several generations of ancestors.

He didn't know whether it was because the connections below hadn't been smoothed out in time, or because they couldn't control the mutants; either way, it was useless.

In the end, Chu Shu decided to rely on himself.

Chu Shu placed his hope in the top floor, in a clothing store with its main gate wide open.

"Zhou's chariot, open slower! Buy me a few seconds!!"

Zhou Xuan was jolted by the zombie-pulled rickshaw, his whole body on edge, afraid that stopping would attract zombie attention: "Alright!! Brother, do your best!!"

"Whoa—"

Zhou Xuan wrapped his hands in the lingering-scented clothing, grabbed the zombie's chin and leaned back.

"Huh…?"

The zombie inexplicably fell backward, smashing into the two beside it, while Zhou Xuan rolled into a ball.

The three zombies noticed Zhou Xuan again; frightened, he covered his butt and sprang up, shouting "Chu Shu, wait for me!!"

Chu Shu and Zhou Xuan rushed into the clothing store together; unfortunately, the glass main gate was already shattered, unable to keep out the zombies.

The two could only hide among the clothing piles and wage guerrilla warfare.

The audience group downstairs, who had stood up but still couldn't see, expressed regret.

"Want to go up for a close look?" Liu Zhi proposed.

"Seconded." Ru Yue and Ru Meng raised their hands in unison.

Jin Chen lightly coughed, "I'm not going to watch a show; I'm going to save him."

"Right, Chen bro?"

Jiang Chen, seeing the situation, went along downhill, "I'll go with you."

The five of them couldn't wait to head upward.

【Hurry up, hurry up!】0731 urging

Upstairs at this moment

After Chu Shu and Zhou Xuan bumped their heads several times in the pile of clothes, they finally decided to act

The two relied on their tacit understanding from the game to make hand signals, then exchanged glances and nodded firmly

Chu Shu raised his eyebrows, "Ready, bro? We're going to kick off the first battle against the zombies while Jin bro isn't around!"

Zhou Xuan gave a thumbs up, "Don't worry, bro!"

3, 2, 1! Action!

Zhou Xuan bolted out first, with the speed of thunder, grabbing the mannequin and knocking two zombies flying, then, using the momentum, he hooked his left leg around the shopping cart still in the store and charged back

Chu Shu pulled off the Ultraman four-corner pants he had been wearing for a long time; as Zhou Xuan rushed back, he slipped the Ultraman onto the mannequin's head, and Zhou Xuan then stuffed the mannequin into the shopping cart

"Go, Ultraman!"

Chu Shu and Zhou Xuan simultaneously pushed the cart away, then each pinched the other's nose, determined not to let the zombies sense their presence

The Ultraman four-corner pants were full of a living person's aura, and the shopping cart rattled with a ding-ling clang, which to the zombies' perception was equivalent to a person

Thus they chased after it again

Meanwhile, the zombie that Zhou Xuan had ridden on the neck followed a few steps, then stopped, slowly turned its head backward, tilted its head, and twisted its neck to look under the clothing rack

Zhou Xuan's heart beat faster and faster, as he held his breath, his face and neck flushed red, and he tightly shut his eyes, trying to escape

Meanwhile, Chu Shu, seeing the zombie through a gap in the clothes, suddenly thought of a new method

He took off Zhou Xuan's sports shoes and flung them outward

That's the smell!

The zombie chased after it, letting out excited "heh-heh" sounds from its throat

Zhou Xuan: "..."

What the hell, even as a zombie you're still such a pervert?!!

He angrily slapped Chu Shu's shoulder

After Jin Chen's five-person group went upstairs, they found three zombies wandering aimlessly in the hallway, two of them chasing the shopping cart and constantly holding onto the shoe

"Huh? Are they still in the store?"

Ru Meng poked her head in to look

Jin Chen quickly shot and eliminated the zombie, "Let's go in and have a look."

Half a minute later, they found two people in the pile of clothes

Chu Shu wasn't wearing the Ultraman four-corner pants, his outer pants had also been taken off, leaving only a decorative scarf that had fallen from some piece of clothing, covering his vital parts, and his hand still grabbed Zhou Xuan's ankle

Zhou Xuan half-kneeled beside Chu Shu, his hand touching his collarbone, as if he were about to rip his clothes apart in the next second

The five-person group: "..."

Such a high-difficulty pose, worthy of deep thought

Jin Chen's pupils trembled, "You... you?"

Did they just hit a home run?

He hasn't even kissed his wife's mouth yet!

Liu Zhi: "..."Oh my god." I've really started shipping them

Yeah, it's just a bit heavy on the taste

Ru Meng: "..."Eh, turns out you guys really do like white socks

Ru Yue: "..."

Not knowing what to say, spray some perfume to get rid of the smell

Dr. Jiang looked at Chu Shu grabbing Zhou Xuan's ankle with the white sock, wanted to speak but held back, yet still spoke earnestly

"That's not good, it could easily lead to a fungal infection."

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