Chapter 1356: Sharp‑Tongued Tsundere Celebrity & Super‑Rich Insecure Wife 32

〖Hahahaha, did you hear what Jin Chen just said? Whipping a black pig—what a vicious mouth, such an apt description! 〗

〖I've never found Yang Ji this pleasing to the eye before, except under Jin Chen's whip. 〗

"Jin Chen! Are you sick? What are you whipping me for!" Yang Ji shouted angrily, his whole body aching to death.

Jin Chen glanced at him, "You're sick! I'm whipping zombies—who let you stand in front!"

Nonsense, yet spoken with utter confidence.

Yang Ji thought, "You damn nonsense, you're clearly whipping me on purpose!"

Upon turning around, he saw that the backs of the three zombies were almost entirely dotted with blue pigment from Jin Chen's long whip.

Lin Cheng was dumbfounded, he went over and asked Shen Shi, "How did Jin Chen get so good with the whip? Where did he learn it?"

How satisfying to show off! Just give two lashes to any annoying jerk you don't like.

The smile on Shen Shi's lips faded, he frowned and shook his head. "I don't know."

"Ah… hahaha."

Lin Cheng hastily shut his mouth, patted his lips behind Shen Shi's back—how come the same awkwardness happens every episode!

After Jin Chen finished striking all the pressure points, the zombies were unharmed, merely feeling a tingling numbness on their backs, like they'd been massaged.

In contrast, Yang Ji, whipped into a corner covering his head, almost burrowing away, cursed in pain, "Jin Chen, your old man definitely did this on purpose! You damn bastard!"

Jin Chen shouted even louder, "Wow, you're spreading rumors about me! You're shameless!"

After lowering the whip, Jin Chen acted aggrieved and ducked behind Shen Shi, "Honey, he's insulting me."

Moli, who couldn't help, was nearly in tears; hearing this she grew angrier, "You started it! How dare you turn the tables!"

Jin Chen poked his head out from behind Shen Shi and retorted, "Got proof? Even if a hen flew to heaven, you're no good bird!"

Yang Ji scrambled up from the floor, grabbed a wooden stick to strike back, but Shen Shi snapped, "If you lay a hand on Jin Chen, the Yang clan will make you pay."

【Commonly known as: Cool Autumn Yang Breaks!】0731 casually took over the Main God's line.

Yang Ji clenched his fists until they cracked, holding back his anger; Moli wanted to check his wounds, but was surprised to find not a single red mark.

Jin Chen chuckled, wrapped his arms around Shen Shi's waist from behind, and his lazy, drawling tone sounded in Shen Shi's ear.

"Honey, feel free to improvise—our team's score is already enough; we're definitely going to take first place."

Shen Shi reached back to touch Jin Chen's face, but Jin Chen lowered his head to meet him, "Honey, you seemed a little unhappy just now."

"I don't understand you at all." Shen Shi's voice fell, "Lin Cheng asks me, and I can't answer."

Jin Chen fell silent for two seconds, tilted his head and rubbed his face against Shen Shi's palm, like a pampered humanoid wolf-dog.

"Honey, what don't you understand about me? Inside and out, you already know me completely."

Shen Shi took a moment to process Jin Chen's words, turned around in his embrace, ears flushed, and protested, "I didn't mean it that way!"

"No matter what you meant, our days ahead are long, and I won't just poof away."

Jin Chen gently pinched Shen Shi's cheek, "If I figured you out all at once, wouldn't I lose all novelty in front of you?"

"By then I'd probably only hear the new people laugh and not the old ones cry…" He hadn't finished when Shen Shi covered his mouth.

"No way!" Shen Shi gazed at him earnestly, light rippling in his eyes, "I won't fall for anyone else."

"There'll never be another Jin Chen this good to love him."

Jin Chen chuckled low, pulled his hand to his lips for a gentle kiss, "Exactly, don't rush things."

"Okay."

Shen Shi nodded obediently, his little disappointment soothed away.

【Villain Heartthrob Value detected +5, total now 90!】

〖Ahhhh, so sweet I'm done for, you lovebirds! 〗

〖In this scene, the candy actually looks kinda funny, hahahaha! 〗

〖It's reasonable to suspect Shen Shi's wife is slacking off to avoid appearing (dog head). 〗

〖Jin Chen's sickly yellow-faced character concept just won't fall, won't fall. 〗

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After all the guests took turns trying, Jin Chen, who almost always hit the mark, remained in first place, so even though Shen Shi's error rate was extremely high, the Auspicious Day team still won first place.

Therefore, Jin Chen also took charge of the blindfolded capture.

Unlike the ribbons used in his previous at‑home livestream, the Program Team prepared a pitch‑black blindfold that let in not a sliver of light.

"Quite the teammate."

After putting it on, Jin Chen exclaimed, "What kind of black is this darkness before my eyes?"

"Game on!" Lin Cheng leapt onto the room's cabinet, determined not to let Jin Chen catch him.

In such a terrifying sealed room, he had no desire to undertake any solo mission.

It was obvious the other guests thought the same; the rules allowed sound interference, and soon the whole room was filled with all sorts of bizarre noises.

Jin Chen simply closed his eyes, took two steps forward, adapted to the darkness, used his hearing to locate, and symbolically reached out to feel ahead.

〖What, Zhu Bajie catching his wife… ()〗

〖Hahahaha, Jin Chen looks just like a landlord old master! His posture of reaching forward is the same! 〗

"Be careful!" Shen Shi reached out worriedly to help, but Jin Chen quickly dodged, "Honey, stay away from me—if you get caught, it's a solo mission!"

In the corner, Yang Ji watched the now‑invisible Jin Chen, feeling it was the perfect moment for revenge, and had Moli fetch the wooden stick again.

Moli was a little worried, "Brother, you won't get beaten again, will you?"

"Hmph, he's just a blind man now—what can a blind man see?"

Yang Ji waved his hand indifferently, circled behind Jin Chen, preparing to play dirty.

Lin Cheng, who had the high ground, shouted, "Yang Ji, what are you doing! The rules allow only sound interference!"

Yang Ji's wooden stick had already swung down, and he was about to smash Jin Chen's squarely on the back, but Shen Shi firmly grabbed it.

You didn't hear what was just said, did you?

Shen Shi seized the wooden stick, his eyes unusually cold and sinister.

Yang Ji's heart clenched, his pupils constricted, his tone ambiguous: "Just playing around, I know my limits—Director Shen wouldn't be unable to handle this, would he?"

"Just playing?"

Shen Shi's eyes, like a deep pool, narrowed slightly, and he curled his lips: "All right."

He precisely snatched the stick and struck Yang Ji with skillful precision, the chill emanating from him almost condensing into substance.

"Ah—"

Yang Ji let out a wail more painful than when Jin Chen had whipped him earlier, his knees buckling as he collapsed helplessly to the ground, his legs feeling as if they were broken.

"Is it fun?" Shen Shi tossed aside the stick, coldly lowering his gaze to look down at Yang Ji.

Yang Ji writhed in pain on the ground, unable to utter a word.

The guests in the room: "... Wow."

Turns out Director Shen is this formidable!

Jin Chen suddenly swept across most of the room, raised his hand and precisely lifted Yang Ji up: "Got him."

The three zombies watching at the door immediately rushed over, preparing to seize him for a solo mission.

Yang Ji: "..."

Damn it, why the hell did my old man make me come on this show!