Chapter 2022: My Wife Throws Herself at Me Every Day 12

Gou Ge was very satisfied with the undercurrents among the guests, and only after the bullets had flown for a while did he rush out to introduce today's activity.

"Looks like you all have gotten to know each other pretty well, so let's move on to today's room-splitting segment!"

He brought out a long tube containing eight bamboo sticks, and four red silk ribbons.

"Clang! The red thread of fate pulls!"

"Only four of the bamboo sticks in the tube are short draws, and the short draws have their own length order; the guest who draws the shortest stick gets to choose a room and roommate first—whomever they pick, they tie the ribbon around that person's wrist."

Gou Ge emphasized the word "roommate," grinning: "Friendly reminder: the inn has four bedrooms total—two big-bed rooms, one master-secondary suite, and one twin-bed room."

"Of course~ if guests want to change roommates later during their stay, that's totally allowed!"

Upon hearing this, Jin Chen's brow twitched slightly.

Ling Gun Gun understood and retorted, "【What a chaotic mess of a show.】"

"【……】"

: This season's no good, Gouzi Ge—how did you even come up with a twin-bed room? Isn't that just making whoever picks whom a fake couple?

: Not necessarily—maybe it's for separating wet and dry areas?

: One bed for sleeping (adjective), one bed for sleeping (verb)

: Wow, what about the master-secondary bedroom? That has nothing to do with wet-dry separation.

: Besides, aren't there flying guests later? What if they have to rush a performance in the middle of the night… (?)

The eight guests all drew lots; Hu Shi got the shortest straw, glanced at Chu Yi, then smiled and shook his head at the camera: "No show effect—I wouldn't pick anyone else."

Chu Yi was highly amused, feeling like he was watching the younger generation's liveliness.

"Let's pick the big-bed room and leave the show effects to them."

Jin Chen sized up the room picture, tilted his head, and asked Qiao Yu, "Which room do you want to sleep in?"

Qiao Yu thought it over, was about to blurt out "master-secondary bedroom," when the system chimed—

【Suggest the Host choose the big-bed room to prevent nighttime ambush missions.】

Qiao Yu lowered his head bashfully, 【But we're a fake couple—it's not good; Teacher Jin surely would feel uncomfortable too.】

【Life points.】

Qiao Yu immediately looked at Jin Chen, "I want to choose the big-bed room."

The next second, a red silk ribbon was seen inserted between them.

Jin Chen and Qiao Yu turned around at the same time—it was Tan Du, who had drawn the second-shortest stick.

"Xiao Yu, want to room together, just like before?"

Tan Du appeared deeply affectionate.

: Here it comes!! Exes and current lovers in a shura field!

: Nima, Qiao Hua Ping, what the hell are you capable of?! I'll dupe you into oblivion! Look at the forlorn Tong Tong behind you!

: Just like before…… Wow, are you showing off to Movie Emperor Jin that you've lived together??

Qiao Yu stayed silent for two seconds, then slowly extended his index finger, hooking the red silk ribbon.

Jin Chen's gaze darkened slightly, looking dangerously at the affected Xiao Qiao beside him.

Before Tan Du could show a happy expression, Qiao Yu flicked the hooked silk ribbon toward Ning Tong, tracing a perfect arc; everyone's gaze followed it over.

The silk ribbon landed precisely on Ning Tong's head; he was a bit startled, unsure whether the tears at the corners of his eyes should fall.

Qiao Yu withdrew his index finger, shook it in front of Tan Du, and said, "The red thread of fate pulls, but we're different species—can't force it."

Tan Du: "……"

Tan Du gritted his teeth, unable to do anything in front of the camera, gave up in disappointment, and went to talk to Ning Tong.

Jin Chen approvingly took Qiao Yu's hand and added, "Don't casually call someone a dog."

Qiao Yu obediently made a sound.

"Actually I was scolding a wolf…… a wolf."

Xu Jia, who had been silent all along, couldn't help but chuckle, "Teacher Qiao's speech is quite artistic."

Quite the wolf-and-weasel collusion.

Qiao Yu returned the courtesy, "Brother Xu's silence is also very meaningful."

Upon hearing that, Xu Jia glanced at Chen Cheng, lowered his eyes, and chuckled again.

Hu Shi enjoyed the liveliness immensely, turned his back and leaned on Chu Yi's shoulder, laughing for a long while.

Only Tan Du's face turned as black as a pot bottom.

Tan Du and Ning Tong chose the master-secondary bedroom; who knows what they talked about beforehand, but they ended up completely in agreement on this point.

The third to choose was Jin Chen; he grabbed the red ribbon, turned around, and saw Qiao Yu's eyes sparkling, hands behind his back hiding something.

Jin Chen leaned slightly forward, extended his hand to Qiao Yu, and asked, "Xiao Qiao Teacher, are you willing to room with me?"

Life points, life-saving charm, and sleeping with a big killer are still pure profit!

Qiao Yu successfully consoled himself, bashfully reached out, watched Jin Chen slowly tie the silk ribbon around their wrists, his long lashes fluttering.

After Jin Chen sat down, Qiao Yu presented the small bouquet he'd plucked from the flower bed.

"Congratulations on moving into your new home." Qiao Yu offered the flower in lieu of Buddha, his ears slightly flushed.

Jin Chen put the bouquet away, plucked a flower and tucked it beside Qiao Yu's ear, rubbed his head, and said, "Double happiness, double happiness."

"【Off to the bridal chamber!】" Ling Gun Gun chimed in.

The final group should have been a sure thing—Xu Jia had drawn the fourth-shortest stick, wound the red silk ribbon around his fingers several times, and only the last twin-bed room remained, which unexpectedly lightened his heart.

Xu Jia then looked toward the farthest Chen Cheng.

Actually, setting aside today's specially chosen outfit, Xu Jia, a model by profession, lacks Chen Cheng's flamboyance and is instead introverted and gentle.

Xu Jia walked over, didn't tie the ribbon around Chen Cheng's wrist, but slipped it onto his neck instead.

Chen Cheng's gaze darkened slightly; he instinctively grabbed Xu Jia's hand, their eyes locking for a few seconds. Xu Jia lowered his lids and smiled: "Want to fight again?"

""Who wants to fight you, this weakling?" Chen Cheng snapped, impatiently tugging at the silk ribbon around his neck."

": Indeed, they're the arch-enemy pair; even the pink bubble atmosphere has changed!"

": Who can understand what Xu Jia's move means? You models always play out of line like this?"

": No, I don't know why I feel Chen Cheng isn't angry; his expression when he grabbed Xu Jia's wrist even seemed a bit... restless?"

": I saw it! Xu Jia's wrist brushed Chen Cheng's nose tip! Did he smell something, our Chen ge?"

": I beg you guys to look at Jin Chen's expression hahaha, the movie emperor is online eating melons!"

Qiao Yu likewise didn't get it, made a choking motion and asked Jin Chen, 'Brother Xu, are you trying to choke Brother Chen's nape of fate?'

Jin Chen took off his choking hand, meaningfully pointing: 'Xu Jia is that fox friend.'

Qiao Yu:?

Why did they suddenly curse Chen Cheng as a dog.

"Your friendship between top idols is so complicated."

Jin Chen lifted his tea and took another sip: 'They're all brothers; am I just the full name?'

Qiao Yu suddenly chuckled, 'Chengzi ge?'

Jin Chen: "..."