Chapter 2625: Magical Creatures in the Garden 32

Song XiaoKuai jumped down from the tree trunk, and in the nearby food basket carefully selected a pinecone it thought very cute.

It leapt to the branch closest to Zhou Huairen, first hugging the pinecone and spinning in a circle, its fluffy big tail swaying happily like a small broom.

This is the little bird dance it recently learned from Dage! How interesting!

Song XiaoKuai improved it a bit and decided to call it the squirrel dance from now on, which visitors all like!

After finishing, Song XiaoKuai blinked its dark, shiny little eyes, looking expectantly at Zhou Huairen, waiting for praise and a surprised expression.

That's not at all what Zhou Huairen wanted.

He saw the squirrel come over, felt no surprise at all, and even thought he was being disturbed in his debunking plan.

Zhou Huairen was irritable, his eyes shifted, and he came up with a plan.

He pretended to be attracted by the squirrel, slowly approached the fence, then suddenly thrust out his hand, making a feint toward the direction where Song XiaoKuai was.

At the same time, he let out an exaggerated cry of pain: "Ah!"

Immediately afterward, Zhou Huairen pulled back his hand, his face toward the camera full of a painful expression, "Friends, did you see that? The animals here will attack people! They'll hurt people! I was just trying to get a closer look, and it actually stretched out its claws to scratch me!"

"This is too dangerous—how can they still claim it's safe and friendly? It seems those online influencers, for the sake of views, will say anything; the truth is often this brutal!"

Actually, Song XiaoKuai was just startled by his sudden feinting hand, instinctively raising its little paw to block, and didn't even touch his skin.

Hearing those human words, Song XiaoKuai froze, clutching its cute pinecone, standing dazedly on the branch.

Its tiny head was filled with big question marks and a sense of grievance.

Good heavens! This human!

How dare he speak nonsense with his eyes wide open!

He's framing the good squirrel! He's bullying the squirrel! He's bad!

Song XiaoKuai was so angry its whiskers trembled.

It flung the pinecone from its arms, turned on the branch and jumped up and down in anger, its little claws pointed angrily at Zhou Huairen's direction, emitting rapid chirping cries.

You're lying! You're framing me! I'll report to the big boss! I'll have the big boss punish you!

Zhou Huairen wanted exactly this effect; he didn't care whether the squirrel was truly aggrieved.

He continued to embellish for the camera, his expression anguished: "Look! This squirrel is still fierce! It's still shouting there! This kind of management... sigh, I really worry for parents bringing kids here; these safety measures are totally ineffective!"

Zhou Huairen's performance indeed made his fans in the livestream more excited, while viewers who liked the zoo angrily flooded the screen with rebuttals, and the argument grew ever more intense.

Zhou Huairen watched the soaring online viewer count and gifts, his heart blooming with joy.

However, Zhou Huairen didn't realize that the animals of Zhenyang Zoo were not something he could provoke.

They possessed communication abilities far beyond those of ordinary animals.

Song XiaoKuai's angry chirps, incomprehensible to humans, were nevertheless transmitted to the other animals on patrol nearby.

Ah, worth mentioning: these patrol animals were also arranged by Jin Chen.

The animals have no phones; Jin Chen, exhausted from patrolling the zoo all day, simply let the birds and pigeons do the patrol and then report everything to him.

One who is good at managing his underlings is a true big boss.

The first to receive the news was Dage, who was preparing to visit Crane Garden.

It glanced down and saw Song XiaoKuai jumping angrily and the human with an exaggerated expression.

"Ga!" Dage was furious!

It immediately turned direction, flapping its wings, flying toward the nearby Lemur Island while shouting at the top of its lungs.

"Alert, Squirrel Area, evil human, bullying the squirrel! Ga! Dage calling!"

On Lemur Island, several ring-tailed lemurs lazily basked in the sun.

Hearing Dage's shouting, they looked at each other, their long tails perked up, and agilely hopped toward the Squirrel Garden.

Next, the cormorants enjoying the keeper's fed dried small fish in the nearby waters also heard the commotion.

Its beak opened and closed, flapping its wings as it moved toward the shore, preparing to go see the excitement.

Even the few owls dozing in the trees silently opened their round, big eyes.

Zhou Huairen was still immersed in the pride of successfully creating a topic, completely unaware that he had already been "marked".

He prepared to head to the next target, said to have a good temperament and allow close contact—the alpaca area.

Zhou Huairen planned to copy the same method, deliberately provoking the alpacas to film them attacking visitors.

Just as he approached the alpaca garden, he saw a completely white alpaca with beautifully trimmed fur, standing quietly by the fence, enjoying a little girl's petting, extremely docile.

Zhou Huairen felt a surge of joy, thinking the opportunity had arrived.

He adjusted the lens, slowly moving closer, saying: "Friends, look, this is the alpaca named Tu Bao that's supposedly very gentle and went viral online... Let's now test its authenticity..."

Before Zhou Huairen finished speaking, as he prepared to quietly make some small move, Tu Bao suddenly turned its head, and then... opened its mouth without any warning.

Pfft.

Saliva crossed the fence, accurately and solidly spraying Zhou Huairen's face full!

Zhou Huairen: "!!!"

His livestream phone almost dropped to the ground!

Zhou Huairen wiped his sticky face, trembling with rage, "You beast really will attack people! Everyone saw that, huh? Your true nature is exposed!"

Before he could continue being angry, another brown alpaca walked over from the side, went "pfft" at him, another small mouthful.

Then came the third...

Then the fourth...

The alpacas took turns approaching, not too far nor too close, like a relay race spitting "pfft pfft" at Zhou Huairen, extremely insulting!

Visitors marveled, none daring to step forward.

Zhou Huairen was in a sorry state, dodging left and right, shouting angrily, the livestream picture constantly shaking, filled with his curses and the background "pfft pfft" sounds.

In the bullet comments, his fans were still desperately trying to save face, while most viewers had already laughed themselves crazy.

: Hahaha, serves you right!

: Let your hands be cheap and your mouth be cheap!

: Alpaca: I'll spit justice in your face!

Zhou Huairen was so angry he wanted to die; he fled the Alpaca Area in a sorry state, intending to go to the Bird Area to pick a fight.

As a result, just as he walked near the Parrot Garden, a loud, noisy imitation of Older Brother Tao came from the treetop above his head.

"Bad egg! Strike the fake, strike the fake? Fake strike! Fake strike! Ga ga!"

Various loops, demonic sound fills the ears.

Zhou Huairen covered his phone to keep these sounds from getting into the livestream, then irritably raised his head to shoo them away, when suddenly a flock of pigeons flew out of the dovecote next door, circling above his head.

Before Zhou Huairen could get ready, splat!

Several lumps of fresh, warm bird droppings fell, scattering onto his shoulders and phone screen.

Zhou Huairen: "……"

Ahhhhhhhh!

What kind of animals are these?! Each one is more infuriating than the last!

He's about to break down!

Zhou Huairen burst out cursing, refusing to believe it, and headed toward the Deer Garden.

As a result, the usually gentle and friendly sika deer, upon seeing him approach, all turned in unison, presenting their backsides to him, not even flicking their tails, completely ignoring his presence.

Zhou Huairen, in a mess, walked to the outskirts of the Beast Area.

He could only settle for second best, hoping to finally capture some listless footage of tigers and Lion.

But the livestream phone finally, because it had gotten too much saliva, bird droppings, and his sweat, the screen flickered and shut off.

Zhou Huairen's livestream was forced to interrupt.

Zhou Huairen stood dazedly on the zoo's little path, covered in bird droppings, soaking wet all over, emitting an indescribable odor, as he looked at the curious, sympathetic, and suppressed-laughing gazes of the surrounding visitors.

He felt like a complete clown from head to toe.

"Hello, sir."

Staff brought security over and, before Zhou Huairen could start spouting nonsense and insulting people, they spoke up first: "We checked the surveillance and found that you have harmed the animals in our park, specifically the squirrels, and this even includes a Class I protected animal, the purple marten."

…… Wait, what does 'Class I' mean?!

Zhou Huairen thought it over carefully, furious to an extraordinary degree, "That brown-haired marten? It was the one that lay down in front of me to extort money!"

"We have surveillance."

Zhou Huairen: "……" Damn!

"You're the ones extorting!"

The animals in this zoo have truly become spirits!