Chapter 103

Huo Huo Linfei could barely hold it together; he thought his sense of humor was pretty good.

But compared to Hei Huang's humor, Huo Huo Linfei truly felt he was woefully inadequate—in humor, ten of him couldn't match Hei Huang!

"This dog has lived this long? Honestly, it's unbelievable. If I were Wu Shi the Great Emperor or Ye Tian Di, I'd have boiled this dog alive!"

Beside him, even Miao Tiaojun could barely hold it together—if someone else's dog had brought them so much dark history, it truly deserved boiling!

One Leaf Shrouding the Heavens World.

"Dead dog, look at the tripod!"

In some ancient land, Ye Hei could no longer hold it together.

Hei Huang's audacity was bad enough, but now it was outright lying with its eyes open—what about it making countless requests?

When did he become Hei Huang's pet?

"Wang Wang, that's not what this Emperor said!"

Seeing this, Hei Huang immediately fled, barking as it ran, even activating the Xing Zi Mi technique.

Still, despite all this, in Hei Huang's heart, it truly believed this—after all, its canine potential was astonishing; what's wrong with Ye Hei being its pet?

The scene continued to shift:

【Of course, as an outstanding dog like me, besides cultivation talent, I also possess extraordinary array talent】

【No sacred relic vault, no prehistoric tomb—there isn't one this Emperor can't break into, so the first lesson I taught Ye Hei was...】

【Resources are seized!】

【Of course, my cultivation base is still low, and I can't beat those old bastards—but no problem, I still have the Xing Zi Mi, and I can teleport in emergencies】

【Once the teleportation array pattern appears, I escape effortlessly—zero negative reviews to date, everyone who's used it says it's great】

【During that time, under my authority, I led my pet in sweeping through all sacred sites in Beidou; all the sacred sons and daughters were captured by me as backup pets】

【Besides, I thought the Zifu Sacred Daughter was quite suitable for implementing the Sacred Body breeding plan】

【Too bad Ye Hei is an idiot—he refused to force breeding; otherwise, we could've produced ten or eight innate Sacred Body Dao-Tai, and he wouldn't need to fight for supremacy on the Emperor's path】

【He as Emperor Father shall suppress all enemies under heaven】

【Later, I helped the young Ye break into the Four Extremities Secret Realm—I'm not lying, if not for that trip to Zishan, he'd never have broken the Sacred Body curse; he should thank me for taking him as my pet】

【At the Wanzusheng Society, I used just four characters to terrify all sages into silence; my fame dominated the world—true invincibility is as lonely as snow!】

【Later still, I took Ye the sidekick and slew Wang Teng's son, exterminated the Imperial Prince—truly unmatched in glory】

【Speaking of the Imperial Prince】

【His father, Bu Si Tian Huang, was just a stinking bird egg; as his son, the Imperial Prince was an even worse bird egg】

"So this 'zero negative reviews on teleportation' thing!"

"If not for that Tu Fei still missing, I'd actually believe your dog's bragging!"

"Man, is Hei Huang's use of Xing Zi Mi just too hilarious? Wearing giant flowered shorts, planting both paws on the ground and running upright—laughed me to tears!"

"Again with the false credit! Those sacred sons and daughters were captured by Ye Hei—yet now they're all your achievements? Still want to take them as pets!"

"Wait, this breeding plan is actually feasible—the Zifu Sacred Daughter is an innate Dao-Tai; if she mates with Ye Hei, they'll produce an innate Sacred Body Dao-Tai!"

"To be fair, even if forcing it isn't good, wouldn't it be perfect if an innate Sacred Body Dao-Tai were born right now?"

"Yes! Then, during the coming Dark Turmoil, Wu Shi the Great Emperor could descend using the innate Sacred Body Dao-Tai and stop this Dark Turmoil!"

"Pfft—'He as Emperor Father shall suppress all enemies under heaven'—that line made me completely lose it!"

"Hmm, this dog is shameless—Ye Hei broke into the Four Extremities Secret Realm himself, so how come it's all his credit now?"

"Outrageous! He falsely claimed Wu Shi the Great Emperor's fame and then had the nerve to say he was 'lonely in invincibility'!"

"To be fair, the description of Bu Si Tian Huang was spot-on—he's a stinking bird egg, and so is his son; both deserve roasting!"

In an instant, the Myriad Worlds audience erupted again—Hei Huang's shamelessness repeatedly shattered their understanding and overturned their worldview.

That "zero negative reviews on teleportation" nonsense...

The Sacred Body breeding plan, "He as Emperor Father shall suppress all enemies under heaven"—it was truly too much to bear.

Yet some viewers regretted it—if only the innate Sacred Body Dao-Tai had been born, Wu Shi the Great Emperor might have descended to stop the future Dark Turmoil!

And as for Bu Si Tian Huang...

The Myriad Worlds audience reacted with astonishing uniformity—in their eyes, Bu Si Tian Huang was just a stinking bird egg!

One Leaf Shrouding the Heavens World.

"The future needs an innate Sacred Body Dao-Tai..."

"Zi Xia, what about an alliance marriage? The future Sacred Body is a Tian Di—and it's for all sentient beings!"

"Yes! With an innate Sacred Body Dao-Tai, when the future Supreme Beings launch the Dark Turmoil, Wu Shi the Great Emperor will be able to descend and stop the rebellious Forbidden Zones!"

In the Zifu Sacred Site, the Elders and Ancestors emerged, beginning to persuade the Zifu Sacred Daughter to enter an alliance marriage.

Of course, they spoke of future righteousness—but the real reason was to cling to the Sacred Body's leg; after all, he was the future Tian Di!

"I, I..."

Hearing this, the Zifu Sacred Daughter was deeply torn—she didn't care whether Ye Hei was Tian Di, but recalling the grim future scenes, remembering Heng Yu, Sacred Emperors, and other Emperors...

She felt she had to do something!

"For all sentient beings, I can unite with the Sacred Body—but I refuse an alliance marriage. I'll unite with him only for the innate Sacred Body Dao-Tai, nothing else!"

In the end, the Zifu Sacred Daughter conceded—but she refused to use this to cling to the Sacred Body Ye Hei's coattails.

"Fine!"

Hearing this, the Zifu Sacred Site's many Elders exchanged glances and immediately agreed—after all, once the innate Sacred Body Dao-Tai was born, would she still have any say?

No matter what, this bond was irreplaceable—the Sacred Body becoming Tian Di would surely protect the Zifu Sacred Site!

"Wang Wang, the future truly needs an innate Sacred Body Dao-Tai—boy, won't you sacrifice yourself for the greater good?"

Meanwhile, Hei Huang brought up the matter again—and for once, even Ye Hei didn't refute it.

He knew his future self would become the Heavenly Emperor, but back then he had not yet risen, and could not stop any of this—truly, the future required the Primordial Holy Body and Dao Maturation!

"If the Purple Mansion Sacred Maiden is willing to sacrifice herself for the greater cause, I have no objection—but I will never force her!"

In the end, Ye Hei also compromised.

His dignity made him unwilling to force the Purple Mansion Sacred Maiden, but if it was truly necessary, he was willing to do it.

After all, his future self would risk his very life—if the Purple Mansion Sacred Maiden was equally willing to risk hers, how could he possibly be as timid as a mere woman?

"Fine, I'll handle this myself!"

Hearing this, Black Emperor's expression brightened, and he immediately patted his chest in agreement—he now held the moral high ground.

He believed that as long as those in the Purple Mansion Sacred Ground weren't fools, they would surely agree—after all, Ye Hei was the future Heavenly Emperor; who wouldn't want the Heavenly Emperor as a son-in-law?

Bizarre World.

"Hah! Xiao Hei speaks well!"

Seeing Wu Shi laughed heartily—this was the first time since watching Black Emperor's video that he felt no embarrassment, because Black Emperor spoke perfectly: the Immortal Emperor of Undeath was nothing but a stinking bird's egg!

"Hmph, sharp-tongued!"

Far away, the Immortal Emperor of Undeath sneered.

At this moment, he longed to tear Black Emperor into a thousand pieces and exterminate every single person who posted those comments.

But unfortunately, he could not do it at all!

The scene continued to shift:

【In the years that followed, I took Fatty as my pet, sent Ma Chong and Ye Boy to the Emperor's Path to spread my fame, while I devoted myself to studying the path to becoming an Emperor】

【Not long after, Ye Boy, who had attained some of my level, returned undefeated from the Ancient Path, living up to my expectations】

【Seeing he still possessed some ability, I reluctantly allowed him to join me in establishing the Heavenly Court—we were both master and friend, co-ruling the Heavenly Court】

【It was also during this time that the most terrifying darkness upheaval in history erupted; that battle was too brutal—the Human Emperor fought the Supreme Beings in bloodied armor, the Tribulation Crossing Immortal Melody echoed from the Nine Heavens, and the Fully Cultivated Holy Body fought until his blood ran dry】

【Moreover, several ancient artifacts awoke】

【The entire universe was shrouded in despair; all under heaven suffered, and Wan Ling cried out for my name—I, Huangyouqi Society, would never stand idly by; I would surely act to stop it】

【Even if it cost me my life, what of it?】

【A dog's life…】

【Should be lived this way!】

【When looking back on one's past, one will not regret wasting one's years, nor be ashamed of having lived uselessly—then, at the moment of death, one may say】

【My entire life and all my energy have been devoted to the most magnificent cause in the world!】

【To fight against the darkness upheaval, I, Black Emperor, fought alongside Ye Hei against the Supreme Beings—if only he had listened to me and created the Primordial Holy Body and Dao Maturation earlier, would this disaster have come? Too late—on this day, golden blood was spilled】

【Ye Boy ultimately fell in battle…】

【Even I, Black Emperor, bear irreversible Dao wounds that prevent me from attaining Emperor status in this age】