Chapter 91: Give Da Kui a Break

Lu Cheng grabbed his arm, gave a slight pull, and tossed the man into the Train Toilet.

The old-style Train Toilet is a direct‑flush type, with waste flowing straight onto the Iron Rail; sometimes when you squat to relieve yourself, small stones can hit your butt.

The so‑called "Four Not Pick Up" usually includes beef jerky on the Iron Rail.

The train is crowded and has few toilets, and you can't expect every passenger to be high‑quality; the toilets are full of urine everywhere, noisy and chaotic.

The man was elbowed by Lu Cheng into it, accidentally sat on the floor, his hand touched urine, and he instantly got furious, standing up ready to strike.

Seeing Lu Cheng in a Train Police uniform with a stern face, not easy to bully, he lowered his raised hand.

But he thought he was right, feared nothing, so he shouted hoarsely.

"Train Police are beating people! Train Police are beating people! Come see…"

Lu Cheng, with a grim face, stepped forward, and the man shrank back, "You're Train Police, you're all in the same group, protecting the calf, right? I want to see your leader."

Lu Cheng snorted coldly, "I'm the Group Leader, tell me what you want."

The man straightened up, "So you're the leader, perfect. Earlier he peeked at my wife's butt, how should we handle that?"

Lu Cheng looked at Niu Da Kui, and the fellow frankly admitted.

"Hmm, I saw it, very white."

A spectator passenger laughed and asked, "What exactly was white?"

"The butt, the butt was very white."

"What else did you see?"

"Black, very black."

Another passenger asked, "Which part was black?"

"It is, it is…" Niu Da Kui sniffed, not knowing how to describe, but he gestured.

Pointing at a passenger, he said, "Like your hair, really black."

Now many passengers were stunned, couldn't hold it, and laughed holding their stomachs.

The wife, hearing this, blushed with shame and anger, "Wow, I want to jump off, I have no face to see people, sob…"

Lu Cheng shook his head helplessly; Da Kui was too frank—others would never admit such a thing, but Niu Da Kui described it in such detail.

And that woman, while others find her hard to deal with, Lu Cheng feared her the least.

Pointing at the woman, he said, "Jump, if you have the guts, jump. Don't stop her, let her jump."

The woman was momentarily stunned and ultimately didn't dare to jump.

The man persisted, "How can you speak like that! The evidence is solid; your team saw my wife's butt, did they just look at it for free?"

Lu Cheng turned his head, "Stop the nonsense, just tell me how to deal with it."

The man tilted his head, eyes shifting, "Compensate money, at least two coins, otherwise this won't end; I'll accuse him of vagabond crime."

Lu Cheng laughed, "Your wife looks like cured meat; is that butt worth two coins?"

"Hey you! What are you saying? If you keep talking like that, I'll definitely go to your leader…"

Lu Cheng, unwilling to engage, said directly to Niu Da Kui, "Da Kui, take off your pants!"

Jin Zhu and Chang Jinbu were stunned, having thought the Group Leader would resolve the matter properly, not make Da Kui strip his pants.

Just as they were about to speak and intervene, obedient Niu Da Kui "swish"—and his pants were already off.

The watching passengers erupted on the spot, a woman shouting, "Oh my mother, why is he taking off his pants now?"

Two women, while covering their eyes, let their fingers spread a little.

Lu Cheng then told the man, "He looked at your wife's butt earlier; now you've looked at it, so the matter is settled."

The man was dumbfounded; he didn't expect Lu Cheng to be so brazen.

"What are you saying! My wife is a woman, he's a man, what's there to look at in a butt?"

Lu Cheng sneered, "Ha, what's that? Your wife's butt is a butt, does that mean my team's butt isn't a butt?"

Since they're all butts, and Revolutionary Comrades claim everyone is equal, butts should be equal too.

"You…you…" the man opened his mouth, stunned, not knowing how to reply.

He didn't expect to meet a difficult opponent today; unlike the previous ones, he didn't even have to shout, and the other side immediately handed over money.

The man, angry, flung his sleeve, "Fine, fine, today's my bad luck, you Train Police are formidable, can't mess with you, we'll leave…"

"Stop!" Lu Cheng shouted.

The man turned back, "What else do you want? We won't pursue it; you said it's settled, so it's settled."

At first the Train Police looked like a fool, thinking of a trick, and because of his Train Police status, he dared not blow the matter up, not expecting their Group Leader to be so powerful.

But no matter how strong, it was useless; he and his wife were the weak ones, and truth was on his side.

Little did he know, today he'd truly crossed the wrong person, someone who didn't care about truth.

Lu Cheng stepped forward and said, "The butt issue is indeed settled, but the assault isn't yet resolved."

The man, hearing this, panicked, "You, what are you trying to do? You're Train Police, you still want to hit someone? If you do that, I'll…"

Lu Cheng gestured, "Da Kui, slap him!"

Niu Da Kui stepped forward, swung a slap, "One."

Niu Da Kui's strength was huge; the slap made the man see stars, his nose bleed, almost seeing his great‑grandmother.

Not far away, Deng Hairong and a few others heard the commotion, rushed over, and caught the scene of Niu Da Kui hitting him.

A team member said, "Group Leader Deng, should we go intervene? As Train Police, how can we beat a passenger?"

Deng Hairong waved his hand, "No need, this Sixth Group is outrageous, especially Lu Cheng, he's like a bandit, stealing our thief and beating passengers."

Thinking catching a thief earns Merit? This time will give him a good lesson, just wait, even not losing Merit would be nice.

Meanwhile, before the man could react, Lu Cheng looked at Jin Zhu and Chang Jinbu.

"You two also go slap him!"

Chang Jinbu said, not understanding, "Team leader, hitting passengers isn't right, is it?"

Lu Cheng frowned and said, "From now on, the three of you remember this: if any one of you gets bullied, the other two will come with me, no matter who the opponent is. If something happens, I'll take responsibility."

The two's eyes reddened as they listened; apart from Lei Yeye, no one had ever stood up for them like this.

The man just recovered his senses, and then received a slap on each side of his face.

"You, you all, are bullying too much!"

The old woman, seeing that these people were indeed not to be trifled with, quickly pulled the man away.

The train was about to arrive at the station when Train Staff Lao Song came over, holding a Special Key in his hand: "Xiao Lu, what happened? I was stuck for half a day before coming over."

Lu Cheng, knowing that beating passengers violated discipline, could only nod and say, "Uncle Song, nothing serious, we're about to reach the station; please lock the restroom door first."

Then, leading Zhao Jinzhu and two others, they headed to the Dining Car to eat.

Seeing Niu Da Kui still grinning, Lu Cheng, irritated, said, "You're still laughing? When we get back, I'll definitely get scolded by Captain Lei."

Niu Da Kui sniffed and said, "As you said, we must maintain a smiling service."

Lu Cheng sighed, "I really want to kick you. You've already been beaten, yet you still smile at people? Either you're stupid."

The train entered the station, and many passengers had already prepared to disembark, making the carriage temporarily even messier.

Unfortunately, we arrived at the station right at mealtime, no choice—serving the people is most important.

"Big guy, maintain order here first, we'll eat later."

"Yes, team leader."

"Everyone, don't push. Passengers who haven't gotten off, watch your belongings; those who are getting off, don't forget to take your things…"

When Liu Jian'an finally managed to arrive and join them, Lu Cheng shouted, "Jian'an, you're just in time; help maintain the order."

"Team leader, what about those two earlier? They're con artists."

Lu Cheng didn't understand at first; after Liu Jian'an's explanation, Lu Cheng quickly waved his hand, "Then what are we waiting for, chase them!"