[{"data":1,"prerenderedAt":-1},["ShallowReactive",2],{"origin-rebirth-before-apocalypse-my-whole-family-are-bi":3,"chapter-rebirth-before-apocalypse-my-whole-family-are-bi-rebirth-before-apocalypse-my-whole-family-are-bi-chapter-103":6},{"origin":4,"title":5},"english","Rebirth before Apocalypse: My Whole Family are Bigshots!",{"chapter":7,"nextChapterSlug":19,"prevChapterSlug":20,"totalChapters":21,"novelImage":22},{"id":8,"novel_id":9,"title":10,"slug":11,"index":12,"content":13,"wordcount":14,"created_at":15,"updated_at":15,"volume":16,"translator":17,"content_hash":18},1473628,1922,"Chapter 103: I’ll Have My Sister Beat You Up","rebirth-before-apocalypse-my-whole-family-are-bi-chapter-103",103,"\u003Cp>The scene before them was somewhat eerie.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>A pile of chubby pandas lay on the ground, exposing their soft bellies, occasionally letting out soft whimpering sounds.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>It seemed like they were acting cute.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The enlarged version of pandas, not only increased in size but also magnified their adorable clumsiness.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The panda boss sat on one side, staring unblinkingly at Bai Xiqin’s hand.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Pet it!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>It’s counting!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>It’s not very sensitive to numbers, if you asked it to count the trees in the zoo, it wouldn’t finish counting them even in ten years.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But bamboo shoots are different.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>It can tell at a glance how many bamboo shoots there are in a pile and can accurately calculate how many shoots Bai Xiqin owes it.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>As long as Bai Xiqin dared to reach out and touch it, the panda boss dared to chase her for the shoots.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>It never asks for too much, and it never takes a loss.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Giving five hundred each week is no problem, the next few months will be filled with fresh bamboo shoots to eat.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Bai Xiqin looked at the scene before her, twitching at the corner of her mouth.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Are iron-eating beasts this adorable now?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>No wonder Chi You lost the war!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Dozens of large-sized pandas tried their best to act cute, eagerly watching Bai Xiqin... her hand, hoping she would pet them a little more.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The boss said, let that not-so-good-looking, skinny female human pet them a hundred times and get an extra shoot at mealtime.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>For the sake of food, they went all out!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Bai Xiqin decisively dragged Leng Yebai away.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Sly merchant!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>She wouldn’t fall for it!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"I’ll come back in seven days to bring you shoots, don’t go around kidnapping people, or there will be none. I still live in the zoo, eat your food, drink your drinks.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The mutated panda blinked adorably, looking aggrieved.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Alright then!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>No kidnapping, no kidnapping.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The mutated panda watched the naive rich person walk away, then contemplatively stared at the dozen or so pandas in front of it.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>It knew why that human didn’t pet its little brothers!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>That’s because the little brothers aren’t as good at acting cute as it is!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The mutated panda contemplated as it hugged its bamboo shoots, walking towards the depths of the zoo.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>How on earth can it make that human pet it a little more!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>After all, it has a bunch of silly bamboo-eating fellows to feed!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Bai Xiqin and Leng Yebai exited the zoo, just in time to encounter Bai Zhengxuan and the others.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>They were preparing to sneakily investigate the situation.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Sis, everything’s okay now?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Seeing Bai Xiqin come out, Bai Yifan let out a slight sigh of relief.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Indeed, when his older sister steps up, she’s worth three of them.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"It’s fine now, don’t touch pandas when you see them in the future.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Bai Xiqin thought of the scene inside, and her mouth twitched.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Oh, got it.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Bai Yifan nodded obediently; he vowed to avoid pandas in the future!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Xiao Fan, where’s my bike!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Leng Yebai looked at Bai Yifan with no expression, his voice slightly cold.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>How could he ride away with his only asset without his permission!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"In the old man’s garbage truck.\" Bai Yifan silently stepped back and pointed to the green garbage truck.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Leng Yebai went to the garbage truck, retrieved his bicycle from the compartment, and carefully inspected his only asset.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Luckily, it wasn’t damaged and could still be ridden.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Next time you want to ride a bike, ask me. You can’t just sneak it away, understand?\" Leng Yebai said with a stern face in a senior tone to Bai Yifan.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>After all, he was Bai Yifan’s brother-in-law, so this tone was appropriate.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He was reluctantly a senior.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"If I ask you, will you let me ride it?\" Bai Yifan retorted.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"No.\" Leng Yebai replied confidently.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>His bike can only be ridden casually by Xiao Niu.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Bai Yifan rolled his eyes, \"I don’t care, I’ll ride if I want to.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>At sixteen, Bai Yifan was in his rebellious phase, who else could he rebel against?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The Bai Family wouldn’t indulge children.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>If you dare to rebel, you can expect a good beating.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>So, Bai Yifan could only rebel against his future brother-in-law.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Are you sure?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Leng Yebai leisurely raised his hand, purple lightning dancing on his fingertips, making a slight electric sound.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Bai Yifan looked at Leng Yebai’s threatening gaze, not scared at all, he immediately ran behind Bai Xiqin and clutched her sleeve.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"If you dare to hit me, I’ll get my sister to beat you up!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Bai Yifan had a smug look on his face, even made a face at Leng Yebai.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Leng Yebai: ...\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Bai Xiqin looked at Leng Yebai with a faint smile, not saying anything, not making any stand.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Why should she intervene in a children’s fight!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Hehe, I’m standing here, hit me if you dare!\" Bai Yifan was a little smug.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He had a sister!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The lightning in Leng Yebai’s hand instantly dissipated.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Very well, very well.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>...you win.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Bai Zhengxuan rolled his eyes at Bai Yifan, this kid really deserved a spanking; even as a bystander, he felt like hitting him.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Come on, come on, it’s getting dark, we need to hurry back for dinner!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Bai Zhengxuan rubbed his empty stomach, smacking his lips.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Go go go, it’s time to head back!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Bai Yifan rubbed his stomach, only then realizing he hadn’t eaten all day.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>So busy every day!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Uncle Wang chuckled at Bai Xiqin with a cheeky grin, \"Big girl, are you cooking today? I’m coming over for a meal.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Before Bai Xiqin could respond, Bai Zhengxuan blew up first.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Go away, who do you think you’re calling ’big girl’!\" Bai Zhengxuan rolled his eyes at Uncle Wang, \"This is making you a generation above me! This isn’t fair.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Hehe, I do what I please!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Uncle Wang felt he’d gained the upper hand, giggling as he ran to the driver’s seat, ready to drive back to the safety base.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Uncle Liu silently watched the two grumbling old men.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>How difficult!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He suspected he was the smartest among the elderly group!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Clearly, Old Bai was the one getting the advantage!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>How did Old Wang come to think he was a generation above Bai Zhengxuan?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The green garbage truck sped toward the safety base, and faintly their argument over who held the higher status could be heard.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Bai Xiqin’s mouth twitched, fortunately, she’d gotten used to it.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The elderly group’s behavior was weird, their strength formidable, madcap actions and words, nothing could be predicted by common sense.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Bai Xiqin sighed, mounted her electric bike, \"Let’s go! Time to head back!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Alrighty!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Before Leng Yebai could do so, Bai Yifan rushed over first, seating himself on the back of the electric bike.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Don’t forget to ride your precious bike back!\" Bai Yifan tauntingly smiled at Leng Yebai.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Leng Yebai: ...\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Bai Xiqin raised her eyebrows, turned the throttle of the electric bike, and rode off.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>She thought Leng Yebai probably wanted to ride his bike back.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>After all, his greatest love was the bike.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Watching Bai Yifan’s back, which begged for a beating, Leng Yebai’s fingers clenched and relaxed, relaxed and clenched again.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This brother-in-law, really... needs a spanking.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He treasured his bike, but he loved riding with Xiao Niu more.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Leng Yebai took a deep breath, don’t get angry, don’t get angry.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He has a sister, and his sister is formidable.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>His sister would beat him to death!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Leng Yebai consoled himself and, riding his bicycle, his long legs pedaled furiously, catching up to the electric bike.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The bicycle and the electric bike rode side by side, the setting sun stretching their shadows long and far.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Ignoring the image of Leng Yebai furiously pedaling, everything still appeared quite picturesque.\u003C\u002Fp>",1304,"2026-06-06T03:09:16.803Z",1,"novelbin.me","1c8d6ffe8e850e22a9952a957feef49e851ba82f92e490393698ea13091fc31d","rebirth-before-apocalypse-my-whole-family-are-bi-chapter-104","rebirth-before-apocalypse-my-whole-family-are-bi-chapter-102",514,"https:\u002F\u002Fnovelzhen.com\u002Fimages\u002Fcovers\u002Frebirth-before-apocalypse-my-whole-family-are-bi-cover.jpg"]