[{"data":1,"prerenderedAt":-1},["ShallowReactive",2],{"origin-rebirth-before-apocalypse-my-whole-family-are-bi":3,"chapter-rebirth-before-apocalypse-my-whole-family-are-bi-rebirth-before-apocalypse-my-whole-family-are-bi-chapter-136":6},{"origin":4,"title":5},"english","Rebirth before Apocalypse: My Whole Family are Bigshots!",{"chapter":7,"nextChapterSlug":19,"prevChapterSlug":20,"totalChapters":21,"novelImage":22},{"id":8,"novel_id":9,"title":10,"slug":11,"index":12,"content":13,"wordcount":14,"created_at":15,"updated_at":15,"volume":16,"translator":17,"content_hash":18},1473661,1922,"Chapter 136: You’re Welcome","rebirth-before-apocalypse-my-whole-family-are-bi-chapter-136",136,"\u003Cp>\"Excuse me, excuse me.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Leng Yebai, expressionless, pushed several shopping carts, navigating with difficulty through the \"crowded\" mall.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Time was of the essence; they couldn’t keep Xiao Niu waiting for too long.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Leng Yebai picked up all the nice women’s clothing and accessories he could find.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The shopping cart was being dragged forcefully in one direction by Leng Yebai, occasionally bumping into some cute ones.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The cute ones stared blankly, unmoving, letting the cart nudge them.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>With their king present, even with fresh flesh right in front of them, they didn’t dare to move an inch.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Clothes and accessories were collected, but the cosmetics weren’t yet.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Bai Yifan had mentioned that what girls loved most were clothes, accessories, and makeup.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>These three elements were the inevitable conditions for what girls liked.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Leng Yebai bound the shopping carts together with a rope, pulling the long line back to the cosmetics section.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This area was quiet and not crowded at all.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>It was just Zhang Yiming and a dozen Zombies.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Leng Yebai placed the shopping cart line to the side and began selecting makeup on his own.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He didn’t know which cosmetics were the best, nor did he understand the various steps of applying them.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>So, he decided to take one of each!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Leng Yebai picked out cosmetics with a serious look, as if he were reviewing a multi-billion dollar contract.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zhang Yiming still sat in the chair, fingers pressed against his temple.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>There was a persistent, subtle ache at his temple.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Could you hand me that?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Leng Yebai looked past a suited male Zombie, lightly tapping him on the shoulder.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zhang Yiming: ...\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>When did Zombies become so without dignity?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The suited male Zombie turned his head blankly, his stiff neck making a creaking sound.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"That pink bottle over there, please help me get it!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Leng Yebai remained calm, directing the suited male Zombie, his own hands moving swiftly to select the adjacent cosmetics.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Time was tight, so whatever saved time was the way to go.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The suited male Zombie stared blankly at the pink cosmetic for a moment before raising his hand slowly. His stiff fingers approached the pink bottle with caution.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>With a bizarrely twisted gesture, his fingers pinched the bottle.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>His stiff fingers exerted force and finally picked up the pink bottle.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The suited male Zombie jogged over to Leng Yebai’s cart, gently relaxing his stiff fingers.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>With a clatter, the pink bottle fell among a pile of cosmetics.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>A hint of a smile flashed across the blank face of the suited male Zombie, seemingly pleased with completing a task.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Could you please get that blue bottle for me?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Leng Yebai pointed at a bottle of blue toner.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The suited male Zombie cheerfully jogged over, his stiff fingers slowly lifting and grabbing the blue toner with precision and determination.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>There was no impatience, and he diligently placed the blue toner into the shopping cart.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Hey, you, help me with that red bottle!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Leng Yebai felt one Zombie wasn’t enough, so he patted another Zombie’s shoulder.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The Zombie blankly glanced at its boss, then sluggishly moved its feet to get what Leng Yebai indicated.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Ten minutes later...\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Led by Leng Yebai, Zhang Yiming’s dozen or so capable Zombie subordinates were running in circles.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>With trembling stiff fingers, they struggled to grasp the brightly colored makeup, jogging over to deposit it by Leng Yebai’s cart.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Then they waited for Leng Yebai to instruct them to fetch another bizarre bottle.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Just moments ago, with a dozen Zombie subordinates, Zhang Yiming now found himself all alone.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Sitting by himself on the chair, he covered his eyes with one hand.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He couldn’t bear to watch.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>His shoulder was tapped, and there was no need to guess; here, the only one who dared tap his shoulder was Leng Yebai.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Excuse me, you’re blocking the shelf.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Leng Yebai’s cool voice drifted over.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zhang Yiming lowered his hand.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Upon looking up, he saw Leng Yebai and his dozen or so disfigured Zombie subordinates staring at him.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The eyes of the dozen terrifying Zombie subordinates appeared much more lively, their stiff fingers slightly extended.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Once Zhang Yiming moved, they would head for the colorful cosmetics.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zhang Yiming: ...\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zhang Yiming gritted his teeth; luckily, he had turned into a Zombie, otherwise, he’d have had a heart attack.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Your leader’s a bit lazy; move him aside!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Leng Yebai, seeing Zhang Yiming unmoved, spoke directly to the suited male Zombie.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The suited male Zombie timidly glanced at Zhang Yiming, not daring to move.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Leng Yebai ignored all this; he was running out of time!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Hurry up! Your leader’s lazy, you can’t be lazy!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Leng Yebai urged.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The suited male Zombie looked at Zhang Yiming, then at the shelf behind him.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Very slowly and sheepishly, the suited male Zombie bowed slightly toward Zhang Yiming.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Then, swiftly, with another Zombie, they lifted their leader.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zhang Yiming covered his head with one hand, masking his indescribable expression.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The suited male Zombie gently set their king down, then, eyes gleaming, jogged over to the shelf.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>A pair of decaying, rigid hands grabbed a makeup bottle with precise force, tossing it into the cart.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>In a mere ten minutes, the suited male Zombie had learned how to score a basket!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The cart quickly filled with cosmetics.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"That’s enough, no more.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Leng Yebai calmly waved to the dozen or so High Rank Zombies holding cosmetics.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Too much, and it wouldn’t be easy to carry back.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The suited male Zombie’s eyes showed a hint of regret, quietly holding a bottle of cosmetics behind their leader.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>A dozen Zombies lined up and stood once more behind Zhang Yiming.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Unlike before, each held a weird and wonderful bottle of cosmetics.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zhang Yiming glanced at the cosmetics his Zombie subordinates were holding and finally spoke.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"When are you leaving?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zhang Yiming’s voice had a touch of coolness, with a hint of barely perceptible gritted teeth.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Leaving now, lend a hand and send the cart down for me.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>With utmost seriousness, Leng Yebai walked to the window, one long leg already on the windowsill.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Use the main entrance yourself!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zhang Yiming rubbed his temple again.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Leng Yebai raised an eyebrow, \"Oh, it was you who locked the supermarket doors, claiming territory as king, huh?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zhang Yiming took a deep breath, not speaking.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Leng Yebai walked to the shopping cart, dragging the lengthy line of carts toward the exit.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>With a clink sound.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>A peculiar pink cosmetic bottle fell from the cart.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The pink bottle rolled in a circle on the ground, stopping right by the suited male Zombie’s feet.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The suited male Zombie looked blankly at its feet.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Creak—creak—\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The suited male Zombie stiffly bent down, pinching the pink bottle with both hands, jogging to place it back in the cart.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Alongside, he placed the small tube of primer he’d just gotten, which he’d just picked up.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Thanks!\" Leng Yebai nodded politely.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"You’re, wel, come.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>A deep, hoarse voice emerged from the chest of the suited male Zombie, mixed with a trace of a violent, manic aura.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Leng Yebai turned back in surprise, astonished to see the suited Zombie before him.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The suited male Zombie’s face hung with rotten flesh, its eyes vacant, no different from other Zombies.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Yet, that phrase had indeed come from it.\u003C\u002Fp>",1216,"2026-06-06T03:09:16.803Z",1,"novelbin.me","f63128cd03bfa18097be7144b6909bf81aa9c1b4a07dc2703e3f418e84731bf5","rebirth-before-apocalypse-my-whole-family-are-bi-chapter-137","rebirth-before-apocalypse-my-whole-family-are-bi-chapter-135",514,"https:\u002F\u002Fnovelzhen.com\u002Fimages\u002Fcovers\u002Frebirth-before-apocalypse-my-whole-family-are-bi-cover.jpg"]