[{"data":1,"prerenderedAt":-1},["ShallowReactive",2],{"origin-rebirth-before-apocalypse-my-whole-family-are-bi":3,"chapter-rebirth-before-apocalypse-my-whole-family-are-bi-rebirth-before-apocalypse-my-whole-family-are-bi-chapter-213":6},{"origin":4,"title":5},"english","Rebirth before Apocalypse: My Whole Family are Bigshots!",{"chapter":7,"nextChapterSlug":19,"prevChapterSlug":20,"totalChapters":21,"novelImage":22},{"id":8,"novel_id":9,"title":10,"slug":11,"index":12,"content":13,"wordcount":14,"created_at":15,"updated_at":15,"volume":16,"translator":17,"content_hash":18},1473852,1922,"Chapter 213: Stop Making Your Grandpa Talk!","rebirth-before-apocalypse-my-whole-family-are-bi-chapter-213",213,"\u003Cp>\"Really?\" Bai Yifan looked at the elderly zombie in surprise, \"Grandpa Fan, you’re amazing!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Ordinary zombies are just adorable creatures that howl, but zombies that can talk are very few.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Every time Bai Yifan sees one, he’s astonished.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zombies like Grandpa Fan Tangtang are very rare, and he’s only seen one before!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Of course!\" Fan Tangtang proudly patted the elderly zombie on the shoulder, \"Grandpa, say hello to the young man.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>It was he who taught his grandfather how to talk!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Fan Tangtang felt particularly accomplished!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Gran~dpa~\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The elderly zombie’s throat emitted a raspy sound, like sandpaper grinding.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Bai Yifan: ...\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Fan Liping: ...\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Bai Yifan felt lucky that Fan Tangtang admitted he taught his grandfather to say that; otherwise, he’d never clear his name even if he jumped into the Yellow River.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Anyone hearing it out of context might think he was taking advantage.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Tangtang!\" Fan Liping rubbed his temples, looking helpless, \"Your grandpa is tired, stop making him talk so much!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Could we stop casually making my zombie dad talk?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Every time he speaks, my seniority in the family hierarchy drops!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Drops to the dust!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Exhausting!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Grandpa, are you tired?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Fan Tangtang looked puzzled at the elderly zombie.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He felt his grandpa wasn’t tired.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Grandpa has always been amazing, never needing rest.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Gran~dpa~\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>A raspy voice sounded, and the elderly zombie’s dull face slightly tilted toward Fan Tangtang.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Everyone: ...\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Fan Liping pressed his hand to his heart, feeling like his blood pressure was rising.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Dad, look, grandpa isn’t tired at all, he’s even talking to me!\" Fan Tangtang blinked innocently.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He didn’t feel he was taking advantage at all.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>When he taught grandpa to talk, the word he repeated the most was—grandpa.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He didn’t think it was inappropriate at all.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He’s called grandpa so many times, being called back once isn’t a big deal... right!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Your grandpa already knows these two words. Next time, teach him some other words, okay?\" Fan Liping gritted his teeth, resisting the urge to take it out on Fan Tangtang.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>It’s a joke; hitting the kid is totally pointless.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Because the kid feels no pain.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>It’s his hand that would hurt!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Still, Fan Liping was internally tempted to smack Fan Tangtang once, for reducing his generational standing for no reason!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Then what should I teach him?\" Fan Tangtang blinked innocently.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Why did it seem like his dad was gnashing his teeth, had he done something wrong?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>No, he hadn’t!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He’s been so good, even taught grandpa to talk!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Teach ’grandson’.\" Fan Liping’s lips curled up mischievously, filled with wicked humor.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Generational status shouldn’t always drop, it needs to be boosted a bit!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>At least let him gain some advantage!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Okay!\" Fan Tangtang pursed his lips and softly, sweetly shouted word after word to the elderly zombie, \"Grandson, grandson, grandson...\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The elderly zombie stared blankly at Fan Tangtang, his rotting throat emitting two hoarse syllables, \"Gran~dpa~\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The voices of the grandfather and grandson filled the living room, one old and hoarse, the other young and clear, forming a rhythmic crescendo.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The two of them shouting grandpa and grandson at each other, the scene was too amusing to behold.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Fan Liping: ...\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Everyone: ...\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Finally, Fan Liping couldn’t hold back, striding over to Fan Tangtang and lifting him up to take him outside.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Stand here, and don’t speak!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Fan Liping kept a stern face, making Fan Tangtang stand by the door as punishment while he went back to the living room.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>After all, there were guests around, and he couldn’t hit the kid in front of them.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Not out of concern for the kid’s dignity, but for his own.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>After all, hitting the kid would really hurt his hand!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Fan Tangtang looked innocently at Fan Liping, having no idea what mistake he made!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Hu Meiling’s mouth twitched slightly, but she said nothing.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Anyway, her husband couldn’t really do anything to Fan Tangtang, he can’t hit him (it would hurt himself), nor scold him (Fan Tangtang is thick-skinned, wouldn’t understand, might even think it’s praise!).\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>So just leave it at that!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The elderly zombie slowly moved his stiff neck, stealing a glance at Zhang Yiming, seeing Zhang Yiming in a good state, with no hostility, and a faint, barely discernible smile on his dull face.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Creak creak.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The stiff, bent knees slowly straightened, and the elderly zombie stood up bit by bit from the chair.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Gran~dpa~\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The elderly zombie’s hoarse voice sounded again, calling everyone grandpa, indicating he was heading out to accompany his grandson!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The elderly zombie walked with stiff steps to the door, standing beside Fan Tangtang.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Everyone: ...\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Everyone looked at Fan Liping.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Fan Liping’s muscles twitched severely as he looked up at the ceiling.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>An unfortunate family!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Ahem, Xiao Ming, I heard that amazing little cuties have many subordinates?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Wang Yiyun, at Liu Jing’s prompt, gently coughed to break the awkwardness, then asked a long-pending question.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Well, there are some.\" Zhang Yiming responded with a gentle smile.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>As always, warm and sunny.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Finally, no more need to hide anything.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Turns out, they didn’t despise him for being unclean, they still regarded him as a friend.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He didn’t see fear or disgust in her eyes, and so he felt that even without turning back into a human, he could continue living.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He wasn’t asking for much; he just hoped she wouldn’t find his unclean body repulsive.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Then why haven’t we seen any other cuties?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Wang Yiyun and Liu Jing looked around, only seeing clean furniture and the cutie grandchildren pair of Fan Tangtang.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>They didn’t see any other zombies, quite disappointing.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zhang Yiming paused, then cautiously asked, \"You guys aren’t afraid of them?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Afraid of what?\" Wang Yiyun shrugged, \"I can release a lot of crystal cores.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Cracking crystal cores is the most enjoyable thing ever.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zhang Yiming: ...\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>His temples felt a cool breeze.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Wang Yiyun suddenly realized she might have misspoken and quickly corrected, \"I mean, I think zombies look ugly, and I want to give them makeovers!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zhang Yiming: ...\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Heh heh.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Leng Yebai couldn’t help but chuckle softly.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>On this point, he shared the same view as his mother-in-law.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zombies, indeed, are pretty ugly.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Yiyun didn’t mean it that way.\" Liu Jing noticed Zhang Yiming’s awkwardness and quickly corrected, \"You’re not ugly, she was talking about other zombies. You’re quite good-looking, I’m sure your internal organs are much more attractive than other zombies’!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But, I’d need to dissect a bit to make sure.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zhang Yiming: ...\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zhang Yiming continued to smile warmly, comforting himself.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>No worries, no worries.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The Bai Family, they’re just like this.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Ahem, you all stop talking now.\" Bai Zhengxuan softly coughed, pointing at his head, \"Xiao Ming, don’t take it to heart, there’s something wrong with them here.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The mother-in-law and daughter-in-law are completely focused on studying zombies, their brains don’t work right, their thoughts aren’t like normal people’s.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"No problem, no problem.\" Zhang Yiming gently laughed, looking at the mother-in-law and daughter-in-law still expectantly, he gently asked, \"Are you guys interested in studying some other zombies?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"...Yes!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The mother-in-law and daughter-in-law hesitated, but nodded.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Initially, they wanted to study Zhang Yiming, but it seemed somewhat inappropriate.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He probably... wouldn’t like it.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Okay, please wait a moment.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zhang Yiming nodded gently, his gaze briefly sharpened, then returned to normal.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Five minutes later, there was a sound at the door.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>A zombie wearing a neat black suit opened the door.\u003C\u002Fp>",1235,"2026-06-06T03:09:16.805Z",1,"novelbin.me","2b8d46aae0c0984bfcc45fd7889cc5f774ba98311d063ec93f93d6739bb83bdb","rebirth-before-apocalypse-my-whole-family-are-bi-chapter-214","rebirth-before-apocalypse-my-whole-family-are-bi-chapter-212",514,"https:\u002F\u002Fnovelzhen.com\u002Fimages\u002Fcovers\u002Frebirth-before-apocalypse-my-whole-family-are-bi-cover.jpg"]