[{"data":1,"prerenderedAt":-1},["ShallowReactive",2],{"origin-rebirth-before-apocalypse-my-whole-family-are-bi":3,"chapter-rebirth-before-apocalypse-my-whole-family-are-bi-rebirth-before-apocalypse-my-whole-family-are-bi-chapter-216":6},{"origin":4,"title":5},"english","Rebirth before Apocalypse: My Whole Family are Bigshots!",{"chapter":7,"nextChapterSlug":19,"prevChapterSlug":20,"totalChapters":21,"novelImage":22},{"id":8,"novel_id":9,"title":10,"slug":11,"index":12,"content":13,"wordcount":14,"created_at":15,"updated_at":15,"volume":16,"translator":17,"content_hash":18},1473855,1922,"Chapter 216: The Professionalism of an Excellent Funeral Master","rebirth-before-apocalypse-my-whole-family-are-bi-chapter-216",216,"\u003Cp>\"Good!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Wang Yiyun’s eyes sparkled brightly.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>She felt she was bound to win!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>After all, she was a professional!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Liu Jing’s eyes were equally bright, and the wrinkles on her face seemed much shallower.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>She was an excellent forensic doctor.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>A forensic doctor who can’t apply makeup to a corpse isn’t a good forensic doctor.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>She believed she would surely win!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Everyone: ...\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Didn’t want to be the judge.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Suit Zombie: ...\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Didn’t want to be tormented.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>From the rotting throat of the Suit Zombie, a slow breath came out and then slowly inhaled back.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The scent of human flesh wafted across its nose, and for now, it could only remain motionless, having to listen to the orders of its food.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Never felt so speechless.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>When the food made a request, the Suit Zombie dared not refuse.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Its own boss was sitting there, and it did not dare to show the slightest impropriety.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Really feared that if it didn’t cooperate, it would fall out of favor.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Falling out of favor wasn’t even the worst part; the worst part would be having the terrifying pressure crush it directly!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>What else could be done?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Had to cooperate!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Where are the gloves? Get them out quickly, don’t hide them! Otherwise, if we dig up the meat from your face, don’t blame us!\" Wang Yiyun blatantly threatened.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The Suit Zombie tilted its head slightly, thought for a moment with its rotting brain.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>These two takeaway boxes were right!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Its handsome face couldn’t afford to lose a chunk of rotting flesh.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>It was still planning to rely on its good looks to become the boss’s most trusted subordinate!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>For the sake of its face, the Suit Zombie decided to give them gloves.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The Suit Zombie’s stiff fingers slowly raised, carefully pulling out a thick stack of disposable plastic gloves from the pocket inside its suit.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>These plastic gloves were originally used for eating lobsters. The Suit Zombie didn’t eat lobsters; it used them to maintain hygiene.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>In the eyes of the Suit Zombie, these were not just gloves.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>They were its best tools for gaining favor!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Liu Jing noticed a thick stack of disposable gloves placed over its heart, invisible from the outside.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Because there was a big hollow dent in its chest.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Even so, it was still lively and active.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>A zombie’s vitality was much more resilient than that of humans.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>No matter how terrifying the wounds on its body were, it didn’t stop it from disdainfully rolling its eyes at others.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The Suit Zombie struggled with its stiff fingers to separate the gloves, but they wouldn’t come apart for a long time.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Its fingers were not flexible, and the plastic gloves were too slippery.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Wang Yiyun, impatient, seeing it take so long felt it was too slow.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Reached out her hand, wanting to take them herself.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>For the first time, the Suit Zombie resisted, clutching the thick stack of disposable plastic gloves tightly to its chest.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>In its vacant eyes, there was a hint of vigilance.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>You may not let me eat.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But you can’t take my gloves!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The gloves are its last line of defense!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Tsk, you continue!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Wang Yiyun rubbed her temples, no longer trying to snatch its disposable plastic gloves.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zombies are dumb; she can’t be like a zombie!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>So, everyone in the room, eyes wide, watched as the Suit Zombie struggled with the gloves.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Fan Tangtang lay at the door, her dark eyes looking sympathetically at the Suit Zombie.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>As a Zombie King, smelling all the human flesh in the room, saliva was about to drip out.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>To be honest, even though these people were his friends, he still wanted to gnaw on them but held himself back better.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>At least he had thoughts.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But other zombies were different; very few could restrain themselves.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>All of it due to Boss Zhang’s suppression.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He suspected that after today, the Suit Zombie could surely become the most tolerant zombie!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Its restraint was too strange, even more so than Boss Zhang!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>One, two...\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The rustling sound of the disposable plastic gloves.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Ten minutes later.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The Suit Zombie handed two pairs of gloves to Wang Yiyun, then carefully re-stacked the remaining gloves and put them back in the inner pocket of its jacket.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Its rotting fingers lightly patted the area where the gloves were stored, the corners of its mouth slightly raised.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Good, it still had a lot left.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Bai Xiqin was surprised, giving the Suit Zombie a glance, \"It can even count?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>One person, two hands, two people, four hands, needing four disposable plastic gloves.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>A problem even kindergarten kids could solve, yet for zombies, it was harder than the Olympic competition.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The Suit Zombie heard Bai Xiqin’s voice and its blank eyeballs rolled twice, still unable to resist.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This time, it genuinely rolled its eyes.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Food, who are you looking down on?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This zombie is the boss’s favorite!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Can count with nine fingers, how could it not figure out how many pairs of gloves there are?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Bai Xiqin: ...\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>She was actually looked down upon by a zombie!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Bai Xiqin smirked at the Suit Zombie and silently pulled out the dagger tied to her leg.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Bai Xiqin’s fingernail lightly tapped the dagger.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Clang—\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The crisp sound of the dagger entered the Suit Zombie’s ears.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>She raised her dagger defiantly at the Suit Zombie.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The Suit Zombie’s vacant eyes rolled twice more; it wasn’t the least bit afraid of the dagger in the food’s hand.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But since the boss was there, it had to give him some face!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The boss’s attitude was its attitude!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The Suit Zombie’s blank eyes quickly glanced at Zhang Yiming.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>It saw, Boss Zhang was smiling foolishly at Bai Xiqin.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Good, it knew what to do.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The Suit Zombie suddenly bent at a ninety-degree angle, bowing in apology to Bai Xiqin.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This zombie was wrong!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Even if you don’t look good and aren’t too smart, I shouldn’t have looked down upon you!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Please tell the boss, don’t destroy me zombie way!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The crystal core energy in my brain isn’t pure, I don’t have any superpowers, it’s completely worthless!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The Suit Zombie didn’t say a word, but Bai Xiqin read all sorts of cowardly words from its rotting face.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Bai Xiqin’s mouth twitched, silently putting the dagger back.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>She always felt her actions were too... silly.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Threatening a zombie, she was probably the first person to do so!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>However... it was also the first time seeing such a quickly cowardly zombie.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Hmm, what’s wrong with you?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>After putting on the gloves, Wang Yiyun applied toner and was about to hydrate the Suit Zombie when she saw its bent cowardly posture.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The Suit Zombie maintained its bow for five seconds before standing back up, its rotten face carrying a faint smile, giving Wang Yiyun a gentlemanly grin.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Ugly meal box, you may proceed.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Everyone: ...\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Felt that this Suit Zombie somewhat looked down on humans!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But it always maintained a gentlemanly demeanor, making them feel as though those previous expressions of disdain were a mere illusion.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Wang Yiyun and Liu Jing couldn’t care about these; they took the toner and started slapping it onto the Suit Zombie’s face.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>One on the left cheek, one on the right cheek.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The Suit Zombie stood there motionless, letting them slap its face.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Tsk, your face is too dry, you should apply more toner, it’s evident you don’t drink water often!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Wang Yiyun clicked her tongue.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The rotten flesh on the Suit Zombie’s face was pitch-black, occasionally oozing black blood.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Even with the black blood for moisture, you could still see the curled-up white dead skin.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>It made sense that zombies only knew how to gnaw on flesh and blood, probably never adhering to the eight glasses of water a day rule.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>No wonder there was so much dead skin!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The Suit Zombie’s face twitched slightly.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>What was the food saying?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>It hadn’t heard clearly.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>With the food tapping its face with fingers.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>It only smelled the increasingly rich aroma of human flesh at the tip of its nose.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The fragrance of flesh and blood filled its mind, and it suppressed a couple of hoarse grunts.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The pressure on its body suddenly grew significantly heavier again.\u003C\u002Fp>",1372,"2026-06-06T03:09:16.805Z",1,"novelbin.me","1016522335ab50d9048735dae688aa0eb895fb8cc01146aaa475707e40af0888","rebirth-before-apocalypse-my-whole-family-are-bi-chapter-217","rebirth-before-apocalypse-my-whole-family-are-bi-chapter-215",514,"https:\u002F\u002Fnovelzhen.com\u002Fimages\u002Fcovers\u002Frebirth-before-apocalypse-my-whole-family-are-bi-cover.jpg"]