[{"data":1,"prerenderedAt":-1},["ShallowReactive",2],{"origin-rebirth-before-apocalypse-my-whole-family-are-bi":3,"chapter-rebirth-before-apocalypse-my-whole-family-are-bi-rebirth-before-apocalypse-my-whole-family-are-bi-chapter-358":6},{"origin":4,"title":5},"english","Rebirth before Apocalypse: My Whole Family are Bigshots!",{"chapter":7,"nextChapterSlug":19,"prevChapterSlug":20,"totalChapters":21,"novelImage":22},{"id":8,"novel_id":9,"title":10,"slug":11,"index":12,"content":13,"wordcount":14,"created_at":15,"updated_at":15,"volume":16,"translator":17,"content_hash":18},1473683,1922,"Chapter 358: Boys Should Wear Blue Dresses","rebirth-before-apocalypse-my-whole-family-are-bi-chapter-358",358,"\u003Cp>\"Ah, from childhood to adulthood, the one I’ve always envied the most is my younger brother.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Bai Xiqin sighed along with him, resting her head on Leng Yebai’s shoulder, looking lost.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Leng Yebai glanced down at Bai Xiqin’s mouth, which wanted to turn upward but she forced it to remain restrained, his eyes bending slightly.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Bai Yifan’s mouth involuntarily curved up, he almost burst out laughing.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Turns out, he was in bliss but didn’t realize it; he is the most pampered little emperor at home!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>In places Bai Yifan couldn’t see,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Bai Xiqin extended a finger to pinch Leng Yebai’s arm to stop herself from laughing, putting on a pitiful appearance.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>As for why she pinched Leng Yebai, it was because Bai Xiqin feared pain.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Pinch on Leng Yebai, feel the pain on Bai Xiqin.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The effect was the same.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Bai Anhai gazed toward the sky at a 45-degree angle, with a perfectly curved smile that avoided Bai Yifan’s view.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Ahem, sis, don’t worry. If they won’t treat you well, I will!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Upon seeing Bai Xiqin’s \"pitiful\" appearance, Bai Yifan hurriedly comforted the neglected Bai Xiqin.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Well, can you help me attract those traffickers?\" Bai Xiqin looked toward the pitch-black town outside the window with a troubled expression, \"The air outside is too stinking; it makes me uncomfortable. Can you do me a favor?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"I can, it’s just that I can’t wear a dress!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Bai Yifan was strongly resistant to wearing a pink little dress.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"What? We’ve talked to this extent and you still don’t want to go?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Wang Yiyun’s violent temper was starting to flare up.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>She had prepared the makeup and wig; saying no now was not an option.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>A challenge even greater than giving zombies a makeover was squandered just like that?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Mom, a man shouldn’t wear dresses for no reason!\" Bai Yifan weakly retorted, \"It’s so damaging to a man’s dignity!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"So, you don’t want to go?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Wang Yiyun silently placed the makeup on the table, her fingers creaking.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Talking didn’t work, so she had to resort to the most traditional persuasion method.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Hit the son, and the pain is felt by the mother.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Wang Yiyun decided to take the self-harm approach.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Xiao Fan, you said you’re the best-looking here. Go have a walk!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Liu Jing held in one hand a pink dress pulled from who knows where, while her fingertips emitted a thin frost.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>From afar, Bai Yifan felt a chill.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>His own mother was more efficient, already walking toward him.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Each step brought immense pressure.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>It was clear that if he didn’t agree, a brutal scene of \"beating the son\" would soon unfold.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"I’ll go, fine!\" Bai Yifan looked at Wang Yiyun’s creaking hand and said viciously with clenched neck, \"But can’t wear the pink dress!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"If not a dress, then what!\" Liu Jing raised the pink dress in her hand, smiling with deep meaning, \"Think it over.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"... Boys should wear blue dresses; pink is too girly!\" Bai Yifan stomped his foot with a stubborn neck, \"Absolutely not! Must switch to blue!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The right to choose a color should be mine, right?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Oh, then we’ll get you a blue one.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Liu Jing quietly put away the pink dress.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Bai Xiqin, perceptive as always, immediately pulled out a blue dress from the space.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>There were many clothes stored in the space, especially dresses; Wang Yiyun and Liu Jing endlessly put them in there, all prepared for Bai Xiqin.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Bai Xiqin was taller than Bai Yifan, so the slight difference in height didn’t affect the fit of the dress.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Oh my, Xiao Fan is really a good boy, come here and let Mommy do your makeup!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Wang Yiyun’s tone changed instantly, squinting as she dragged Bai Yifan over, pressing him onto the sofa.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Various cosmetics were lined up, ready for a big makeover!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"I don’t want eyeshadow, too girly.\" Bai Yifan adjusted to a comfortable position on the sofa, stiffly continued, \"The lipstick should be bright red, not that deathly Barbie pink. My lips are thick, don’t paint them too outwardly; it’ll make them look big. Not too pink blush either, too girly. My face is very white, don’t use normal color foundation; use ivory white for a naturally bright look. My face is a bit large, remember to contour it. Remember to powder setting me more; my face is oily, easy to smudge the makeup. Also, my eyebrows are too dark, yellow wigs don’t look good; I want a black one, long and straight, soft and smooth, that kind. High heels should be ten centimeters; I’m short; wearing my sis’ clothes needs height to hold up...\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The Bai Family: ...\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>So, is Bai Yifan really forced to cross-dress because he can’t win against his family?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Or... does he appear steadfastly resistant to cross-dressing publicly, but secretly has a whole makeup plan ready?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Two hours later.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The Bai Family welcomed an esteemed daughter.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The blue and white bus slowly opened, a ’girl’ dressed in a blue dress stepped off with towering high heels.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>As soon as ’she’ got off, ’her’ fair slender fingers were placed under a delicate nose, with beautifully knitted brows slightly furrowed.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Seems unaccustomed to the decaying air outside.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>’Her’ waist, thin and almost fragile, moved gracefully.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Walking neither fast nor slow, like a noble lady stepped out from a costume drama.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Black long hair draped behind ’her’, dancing with the wind.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Fierce sunlight cast on that exquisite face, like a high cold female lead walking out of an anime, proud and beautiful.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The bright red lipstick didn’t make ’her’ mature, adding a touch of playfulness amidst the high cold.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>’Her’ pale face had not a trace of excess flesh, the well-defined jawline marked ’her’ face clearly angular, softened only by ’her’ gentle white-hued eyes.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>With a hint of light blue, ’her’ elegant silhouette moved quietly.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Bai Yifan being young, only sixteen, without stubble, nor a prominent Adam’s apple, covered perfectly by a blue gemstone necklace.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>A flat chest, yet not giving away; from ’her’ face it’s clear ’her’ age isn’t much.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>At first glance, this is a high cold little princess.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>No one would mistake Bai Yifan for a boy.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>After all, to cover the rough skin, Wang Yiyun used a whole bottle of foundation, coating all of Bai Yifan’s exposed skin.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The Bai Family collectively leaned against windows, staring straight at the cross-dressing Bai Yifan.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Tsk tsk tsk, if Xiao Fan were a girl, if he scored zero, where would I still have the heart to spank him?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Bai Anhai sighed while watching Bai Yifan’s back.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He spanked Bai Yifan because Bai Yifan was too mischievous, always causing trouble.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>If it were a daughter, Bai Anhai felt he wouldn’t be able to hit her if she caused trouble.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Girls should be pampered.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Or they’d easily be coaxed away by men’s sweet talk.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Bai Anhai glanced at Leng Yebai, debating if he didn’t spoil his daughter enough.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"How’s that, hasn’t my skill declined, has it?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Wang Yiyun was very satisfied with her masterpiece.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>...although she listened to Bai Yifan’s directions throughout to pull off this stunning look!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Bai Zhengxuan silently raised a thumb to Wang Yiyun.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>If only they’d known the daughter-in-law had such skill, they would have tried more before the apocalypse, at least for a feast for the eyes!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This way, the elderly couple wouldn’t be driven mad by naughty Bai Yifan.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>If such a pretty little princess caused trouble, they’d absolutely never utter any criticism and let her go wild!\u003C\u002Fp>",1252,"2026-06-06T03:09:16.805Z",1,"novelbin.me","9014fb9ecd12e473836a0a45c6522ce607ce2a049d8ad9d8c4cc8d089b25af37","rebirth-before-apocalypse-my-whole-family-are-bi-chapter-359","rebirth-before-apocalypse-my-whole-family-are-bi-chapter-357",514,"https:\u002F\u002Fnovelzhen.com\u002Fimages\u002Fcovers\u002Frebirth-before-apocalypse-my-whole-family-are-bi-cover.jpg"]