[{"data":1,"prerenderedAt":-1},["ShallowReactive",2],{"origin-rebirth-before-apocalypse-my-whole-family-are-bi":3,"chapter-rebirth-before-apocalypse-my-whole-family-are-bi-rebirth-before-apocalypse-my-whole-family-are-bi-chapter-7":6},{"origin":4,"title":5},"english","Rebirth before Apocalypse: My Whole Family are Bigshots!",{"chapter":7,"nextChapterSlug":19,"prevChapterSlug":20,"totalChapters":21,"novelImage":22},{"id":8,"novel_id":9,"title":10,"slug":11,"index":12,"content":13,"wordcount":14,"created_at":15,"updated_at":15,"volume":16,"translator":17,"content_hash":18},1473382,1922,"Chapter 7: The Patsy","rebirth-before-apocalypse-my-whole-family-are-bi-chapter-7",7,"\u003Cp>\"Mom and Dad, I’m telling the truth.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Bai Xiqin placed her hands on Bai Anhai and Wang Yiyun’s shoulders, and with just a thought, the three of them were in the space.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Bai Yifan looked at the empty sofa and decisively stood up to place the feather duster far away.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Inside the space, Bai Anhai and Wang Yiyun stared blankly at their surroundings, taking quite some time to recover their composure.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Mom and Dad, the apocalypse is really coming.\" Bai Xiqin controlled a chocolate bar to float in the air inside the space, \"I’m a Control Ability user, and once the apocalypse breaks out, humans will awaken various superpowers.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"So zombies are real too?\" Wang Yiyun widened her eyes.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>As a Funeral Master, she neither believes in ghosts nor holds reverence for the heavens and earth.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Wang Yiyun has a firm belief in materialism, she dares to calmly change garments for horribly disfigured bodies and apply beautiful makeup to them at midnight.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Now you’re telling her there will be zombies in the future?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Wang Yiyun’s first reaction is, it’s time to make a fortune!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>And Bai Anhai’s first thought was, it’s over, he’s going to be unemployed.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Bai Xiqin looked at the bright-eyed Wang Yiyun and felt something was a bit off.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Mom and Dad, we have three months until the apocalypse, and during this time we need to stock up on supplies and weapons for self-protection.\" Bai Xiqin said sincerely.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Wang Yiyun’s eyes were still shining, \"If I apply makeup to those zombies, would their families pay?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This seems like a good way to make money!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Definitely not!\" Bai Anhai waved, sighed helplessly, \"I’ll definitely be out of work, there’s no legal remedy for zombie fights!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Bai Xiqin: ...\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Daughter, did you dream that our whole family was dead? How did we die?\" Wang Yiyun looked at Bai Xiqin.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Bitten to death by zombies!\" Bai Xiqin said.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Wang Yiyun paused for a moment, then suddenly looked up and laughed, \"Looks like I can’t do zombie makeup anymore, don’t want to be bitten!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Bai Anhai saw Bai Xiqin’s spirits drop a bit and pretended to be calm, \"Don’t worry, I’m the head of the household! Daughter, I must have been brave at that time, right?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"You were the first to get bitten to death!\" Bai Xiqin said weakly.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Bai Anhai: !!!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Who turned into that zombie?\" Bai Anhai put his hands on his waist and said furiously, \"If I run into them, they will definitely end up in jail forever!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"They were good people before turning into zombies, how could they end up in jail?\" Bai Xiqin retorted.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Ha!\" Bai Anhai sneered, \"You think my title as a top lawyer comes for free?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Bai Xiqin: ...\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Looking at Bai Anhai’s sinister appearance, Bai Xiqin thought it’s a good thing the apocalypse is coming, otherwise her dad would end up in prison soon!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Bai Anhai and Wang Yiyun wandered around the space again before Bai Xiqin brought them out.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Seeing the three come out of the space, Bai Yifan hurriedly asked, \"Mom and Dad, do you believe now?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Wang Yiyun nodded gravely, \"I really can’t believe it!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Can’t believe the apocalypse, right?\" Bai Yifan’s face was also a bit solemn, \"I can’t believe it either.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"I can’t believe how much I’ll be worried in the future!\" Wang Yiyun sighed, \"This damned occupational habit!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Whenever she sees a gruesome corpse, her hands itch, always wanting to make them look beautiful.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>If the apocalypse happens, and the world is full of zombies, it would drive her crazy!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Bai Yifan: ...\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Sigh!\" Bai Anhai sighed, \"Only three months left, better earn more money now! President Leng from Wangyang Company has several lawsuits to handle, just a chance to earn more!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The CEO of Wangyang Company is a young man, constantly targeted by rival companies trying to steal secrets or lure employees.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>President Leng is no ordinary person, never merciful, and seeks legal help whenever secret theft is discovered.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Bai Anhai is the law firm’s top lawyer, charges the highest fees, and President Leng isn’t shy about spending money, always seeking him.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>To be honest, small cases can be handed by regular lawyers, but President Leng dislikes trouble and always seeks Bai Anhai.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Over time, they became somewhat acquainted.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Truth be told, President Leng is too young, Bai Anhai and he have little in common.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>However, Bai Anhai doesn’t see his cases as simple due to his generous spending.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>In short, as long as there’s payment, it’s fine.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Shouldn’t we buy some weapons for self-defense?\" Wang Yiyun frowned at Bai Anhai.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"It’s a warning for up to three years’ imprisonment.\" Bai Anhai said instinctively.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Occupational habit!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>No cure!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Whenever someone mentions a crime, Bai Anhai immediately knows how long they’d be imprisoned.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Wang Yiyun calmly waved her hand, \"It’s alright, we have a great lawyer at home!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Bai Anhai: \"... Indeed!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Bai Xiqin held her forehead, \"Even if we have a lawyer, it won’t work! We can’t buy them, nor afford them! Right now, our priority should be stockpiling supplies.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>As for weapons, Bai Xiqin has thought it through: ordering customized steel needles, as a rare Control Ability and Ice Ability user, she can launch Ice Needles with Xiao White.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The steel needle’s surface can be covered with frost, capable of piercing a zombie’s head.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Supplies...\" Bai Anhai thought for a moment, \"Sudden bulk purchases will draw attention, let’s buy under the guise of opening a supermarket.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"This is a great idea!\" Wang Yiyun looked at her phone, checking her bank balance, \"We have fifty thousand in savings, and the house is worth about a hundred thousand, should be enough, right?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Not enough!\" Bai Xiqin shook her head, \"We need to buy a bus and convert it into a motorhome, preferably getting a solar generator, and the space needs a proper setup.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Why buy a bus when we have space?\" Wang Yiyun was puzzled.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"We can’t stay in the space forever, if found out, we might end up dissected!\" Bai Xiqin said.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Staying in the space won’t improve superpowers; falling behind invites trouble, better to keep up with the times.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Xiao Niu is right! The priority now is quickly raising money and stockpiling supplies.\" Bai Anhai took out his phone and dialed a number.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Dad, whom are you calling?\" Bai Yifan curiously peeked at Bai Anhai’s phone screen.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"A big spender!\" Bai Anhai whispered.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Lawyer Bai, anything I can help with?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>A slightly chilly male voice came from the phone.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Bai Xiqin subconsciously frowned, finding the voice familiar.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Ahem... President Leng, the cases you mentioned the other day have mostly been dealt with, I hear you have more?\" Bai Anhai grinned toward the phone.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Yes, there are a few, I’ll have my assistant contact you tomorrow.\" President Leng said on the other end of the phone.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Great!\" Bai Anhai raised his eyebrows at Bai Xiqin, then hung up.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Just earned more.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Mom, the apocalypse is coming soon, can I apply to skip school?\" Bai Yifan looked at Wang Yiyun eagerly.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Wang Yiyun rolled her eyes, \"No way!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"If the apocalypse breaks out during class, I won’t be able to escape!\" Bai Yifan pouted.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Wang Yiyun was silent for a while, then decisively took out her phone to call Bai Yifan’s homeroom teacher.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Hello, is this Teacher Wang?\" Wang Yiyun said calmly, \"My Bai Yifan has been unwell recently, may he take a few days off? No major illness! Just a minor one! Only three months!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Bai Xiqin: ...\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>For the first time, she felt her family can be quite swift and resolute sometimes.\u003C\u002Fp>",1268,"2026-06-06T03:09:16.526Z",1,"novelbin.me","e89e5d265e6ea6e6ad2ed314aeffbc16e355fb41fb697ef484a43af2b4e0e06a","rebirth-before-apocalypse-my-whole-family-are-bi-chapter-8","rebirth-before-apocalypse-my-whole-family-are-bi-chapter-6",514,"https:\u002F\u002Fnovelzhen.com\u002Fimages\u002Fcovers\u002Frebirth-before-apocalypse-my-whole-family-are-bi-cover.jpg"]