Chapter 135: Rebirth in the '90s: The Tyrant Flower, Chapter 135: All Empty Talk
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Protagonist:
Chai Mi
Chai Xiu set down the Journey to the West she was holding with some embarrassment, awkwardly hiding it under the kang mat.
"Hiss... I've caught you several times already, and you're still hiding it?" Chai Mi said dissatisfiedly. "When you have free time, memorize the Multiplication Table Rhymes."
"Sister, I heard people say that enlightenment should start with memorizing the Three Character Classic: At birth, human nature is good; natures are similar, but habits make them different..."
Chai Mi's brow immediately furrowed: "Give me a break. Do you want to learn about Kong Rong Giving Pears? That's all just deceiving children. Like Kong Rong Giving Pears—those weren't even his own pears. Giving away someone else's things as gifts, saying anything to sound good. Why didn't he buy a few pears himself and share them with his brother?"
Chai Xiu: "Eldest Sister is right, then I won't read comic books anymore..."
Saying that with her mouth, but Chai Xiu felt her sister had been rather off lately.
Finally, Chai Xiu sneakily took out a letter: "Sister, actually that guy wrote to you, but those days you were busy and had no time, so I kept hiding it and didn't get a chance to give it to you."
Chai Mi took the letter Chai Xiu handed over and clicked her tongue: "I knew it long ago. It must be your doing, you little ghost."
The letter was written by Zhou Fang.
Chai Mi glanced at the contents—only a few words: Last time you replied saying I was all empty talk, so this time I'm doing something concrete. In a couple of days I'll treat you to Roasted Whole Sheep.
Chai Mi:???
That's it?
Isn't that still empty talk?
And it's even emptier, okay? And Roasted Whole Sheep, damn it—if he could treat me to Mutton Dumplings, I'd thank heaven and earth.
Chai Mi handed the letter to Chai Xiu in a bad mood and rolled her eyes at her: "Give it to me? You might as well keep hiding it."
"Sister, what does the letter say?"
"A little kid, what are you poking around for? Go read your comic books properly."
"But you won't let me read comic books, you want me to memorize the Multiplication Table Rhymes..." Chai Xiu answered honestly, a bit confused.
Chai Mi patted Chai Xiu's head: "I even asked you to cook? Can you? Stupid as hell... go get firewood to cook. Eat early today, no dinner—saving one meal is one meal."
"Oh~" Chai Xiu made an "oh" sound, then went to get firewood, preparing to start a fire and cook.
Chai Mi ordered: "Boil more hot water. Later I'll take a bath."
"Ah... oh... okay." Chai Xiu pouted and agreed.
After finally sneaking a look at comic books and just starting to enjoy herself, she was pulled to do hard labor. Chai Xiu was naturally not very happy.
But luckily her unhappiness didn't last long. After a while she said: "Sister, how about I sneak to Second Uncle's house to eavesdrop... Didn't you say earlier that Second Uncle and Second Aunt were definitely going to fight?"
"Want to watch the excitement?" Chai Mi frowned. When had this timid little sister of hers started liking to watch couples fight?
Besides, it was still a one-sided curb-stomp...
Chai You Fu's habit of bragging was something Chai Mi knew only too well. As for intelligence, within the Chai family, inside and out, Chai You Fu was the smartest, claiming to be the Zhuge Liang of Sanjiacun.
And Chai You Fu's family address still carried some weight.
Song Qiuping definitely couldn't beat Chai You Fu...
If they really fought, Song Qiuping would definitely be the one to suffer...
There had been a previous time, when Song Qiuping had been married for only a few years and wanted to build a new house, and Chai You Fu beat her.
Of course, the result was that Song Qiuping returned to her mother's family, and her mother's family came with more than ten younger and elder uncles-in-law, all sorts of relatives...
That beating left Chai You Fu unable to get off the kang for half a month.
I wonder what this time will be like!
Chai Mi was even interested in going to watch the excitement...
End of Chapter
