Chapter 137: Reborn in the 90s: The Tyrant Flower Chapter 137 No Money How to Handle

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Protagonist:

Chai Mi

Chai Xiu naturally heard the cuckoo bird's calling too, but to her it sounded more like "child truly bitter"...

"Sister, I hear it calling 'child truly bitter'..."

Chai Mi rolled her eyes at Chai Xiu: "Remember next time, this thing just calls 'no money how to handle'."

"Then no money how to handle?"

"Don't know, if I knew, I'd be lying at home." Chai Mi leaned against the wall root outside the wall, listening to the noise inside.

Right now there are few people, and the countryside is relatively quiet.

Moreover there's no car noise, no people noise, the house has its windows open, the sound of people talking inside can be said to be heard clearly.

"Chai You Fu!!! You're really fucking awesome now, you dare hit me? Wah wah wah... I'll fight you to the death!!!" From inside the house came Song Qiuping's hysterical cursing.

"Still not your fault? You let Chai Mi be used as a gun, she set you up, you just went out and released it, is your brain sick? You mountain cannon thing, made it so I can't even see people when I go out now, whose daughter-in-law beats their mother-in-law?" Chai You Fu also cursed without showing weakness: "I was blind for eight lifetimes, how did I marry you this uneducated fool, you this er-bi old lady, doing things without telling me..."

(This common phrase can't be avoided, otherwise the spirit intent won't be reached.)

"You're not er-bi, you're san-bi!" Song Qiuping directly retorted back.

Then from inside the house came sounds of tearing and beating.

Chai Xiu tugged Chai Mi's sleeve from the side, quietly asking: "Sister, what is er-bi? Is it two arms?"

Chai Mi looked sideways at Chai Xiu's innocent face, nodded seriously: "No problem, indeed two arms..."

"But I feel Second Uncle and Second Aunt are cursing people..."

"Then why the fuck did you still ask..."

"Uh..." Chai Xiu could only shut her mouth.

"Song Qiuping, you're truly er-bi! You still don't realize you fell for Chai Mi's trap, you still speak for her, you're truly sick beyond cure! If she hadn't tricked you, could you have gone to beat the mother-in-law?" Chai You Fu cursed with some hate-iron-not-become-steel tone.

"Go fuck yourself, your mom just deserves a beating." Song Qiuping was very unconvinced: "Without Chai Mi, I'd still beat her once. Such a mother-in-law, just deserves a beating. What thing... the old courtyard so many things, all given to Chai You De, did you get your share of your mom?!

That's ten-plus mu of land, Chai You De farmed it for ten-plus years. Every year selling rods, not selling for five-six thousand yuan? Your three sisters, not one good thing, found poor husbands, their own divided land, none dare come back to farm. Cheapened that turtle-egg Chai You De."

Song Qiuping spoke more and more energetically: "Ah... also, what does our Chai Min eat? Chai Dajun, he treats instant noodles as meals? Has our Chai Min ever eaten them? Your dad, every five days a market, every market goes to buy two catties of fried dough sticks for his eldest grandson, how did he forget he still has a granddaughter?"

"You stop dragging those useless things, whatever it is, you can't hit my mom!" Chai You Fu's voice was hoarse.

Song Qiuping indeed spoke without flaw, but no matter how you say it, the focus isn't Song Qiuping being used as a gun by Chai Mi, right?

This woman, how can she just not understand?!

"I'll just beat her, she just deserves a beating! That day I went to ask her, she came with a line: 'Heh, my own money, I'll spend it however I want.' That's what your mom said... then she got beaten, she can treat her own illness, why should you pay?" Song Qiuping cursed hysterically.

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Chai Mi listened with relish: tsk tsk tsk, still Lao Song is awesome, my mom's no good, my dad's no good either...

Lao Song, you're awesome!