Chapter 213: Rebirth in the Nineties: The Tyrant Flower, Chapter 214: Eat Before You Leave

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Protagonist:

Chai Mi

Zhou Fang watched from beside, feeling something was off inside, yet not knowing where the oddity lay.

"Apologize... quickly, Old Aunt, you just need to say one sentence: I am not human, I am an ungrateful dog, I am magnanimous and won't hold it against you, I won't quarrel with you."

"Chai Mi!!!" Chai Chunfang finally exploded with rage: "I'll beat you to death!!!"

Chai Zhongxiao also scolded from the side: "Chai Mi, how can you speak like that! Is that even proper?"

"Ouch... are your ears fine? I didn't curse in the street, nor did I curse anyone... how refined I am, how pitiful. My Old Aunt says I'm not good, so I ask her to apologize, is there something wrong with that?" Chai Mi spread her hands and said.

"I have your mother..."

Thud...

The next second, before Chai Chunfang's cursing words were finished, Chai Mi had already kicked Chai Chunfang over.

Chai Chunfang was bulky, and she had not expected at all that, in broad daylight, Chai Mi would strike first.

And she could not imagine even more.

The next second, Chai Mi took out a box of eggs from Zhou Fang's carriage and smashed it directly onto Chai Chunfang's head...

Splash.

Chai Chunfang's face was covered in egg yolk...

Chai Chunfang was a bit stunned, she just came back to her senses.

The second box of eggs had already been smashed onto Chai Chunfang's head again.

Then came the third box...

Zhou Fang sucked in a breath: This Chai Mi fights, it's quite expensive...

Sun Yuguang was stunned for a while, seeing his wife being beaten, he hurried forward, wanting to fight Chai Mi.

Chai Mi pointed a finger: "Swindler, don't move. I warn you, if you move again, I'll beat you together."

Sun Yuguang hesitated and dared not advance... After all, Sun Yuguang did nothing but brag all day, and at home he was barely scraping by; seeing Chai Mi's vigorous spirit, he could determine for certain that he was absolutely no match for Chai Mi.

Chai Zhongxiao was a bit stunned behind...

Wang Huirong originally wanted to rely on her daughter's flair to show off some might, but Chai Chunfang was too weak; before she even made a move, she was beaten rolling all over the ground.

Wang Huirong thought for a moment: Heh! Before I get beaten, hurry and run...

Chai Mi watched Wang Huirong running away, and smiled: She knew very well what kind of people these few at the Chai Family Laozhai were.

This person Wang Huirong was narrow-minded and vengeful. But she was even more a bully of the weak and coward before the strong.

Otherwise, a few days ago she wouldn't have been grabbed by the hair and beaten by Song Qiuping; after all, back then Wang Huirong thought she could win... and Wang Huirong, as soon as she faced a "heavyweight" opponent—Xiao Doubao Che Lianyun—immediately wilted.

It truly proved that saying—bullying the weak and fearing the strong.

So now Wang Huirong felt she was absolutely no match for Chai Mi, and running away was the right thing. Otherwise, wait to be beaten? This Chai Mi today didn't give any face at all, just found an excuse and beat Chai Chunfang; wouldn't Chai Mi just find any excuse to beat her too?

"Aiyah... Grandpa and Grandma, why did you two leave?" Chai Mi mocked sarcastically: "Remember to come eat tomorrow."

Afterwards Chai Mi stared at Chai Chunfang, casually picked up an unbroken egg, and tapped it on Chai Chunfang's forehead; the egg broke.

It flowed all over Chai Chunfang's face...

Chai Chunfang went numb.

Her parents who had just agreed to take revenge on Chai Mi had long since run away...

Her useless husband... better not mention.

"Big Brother..."

Chai Youqing hurriedly said: "Aiyah, Chunfang. This is indeed your fault... You just said, as long as Chai Mi admits wrong, this matter is over. You see Chai Mi admitted wrong, yet you still won't..."

Then you getting beaten is very normal.

Chai Chunfang was about to go mad with rage: That was her admitting wrong? Chai Mi said she was wrong without apologizing, instead asking me to apologize...

Are you all deaf and blind?

"I won't live anymore..." Chai Chunfang lay at Chai Mi's home doorway and began to play the helpless card.

Chai Chunfang cried out loud, tears splashing...

She was truly heartbroken.

And she truly cried.

"No matter." Chai Mi was unhurried, then told Zhou Fang: "Drive the car and crush her to death."

Zhou Fang:???

"My Old Aunt herself said she won't live. As her niece, being so filial, how could I not fulfill her wish... and this isn't against the law; I'll just say you drank too much, your foot didn't work well, and mistook the brake for the accelerator..."

Chai Chunfang:!!!

As a result...

Zhou Fang really got into the car...

And started the car.

Chai Chunfang was so angry she cursed loudly: "Chai Mi, you're really bullying people! Today I'll just die at your home doorway..."

"What are you thinking? Drive the car and crush her to death..." Chai Mi said eagerly: "The happiest thing I've heard in this life. The two trees in front of my home just lack fertilizer, and my Old Aunt's build is just right."

Using death to scare people, Chai Mi had seen plenty in her previous life.

But not one of them, when truly about to die, was not afraid.

This kind of thing is just said to scare people; Chai Mi didn't take it seriously at all.

Chai Chunfang was also scared... Zhou Fang's car had already driven over... and showed absolutely no intention of stopping.

Although it was very slow... it was truly close to Chai Chunfang.

Chai Mi frowned in displeasure and scolded Zhou Fang: "What are you thinking about?"

Zhou Fang stomped on the gas...

Vroom...

Whoosh...

Screech— a sudden hard brake.

Chai Chunfang's face turned deathly pale with fright; looking at the car rushing over, she was instantly so scared her legs wouldn't move, quietly awaiting her forced "natural death"...

Sun Yuguang was also scared into widening his eyes and shouted: "You really want to kill someone..."

Chai Youqing was also scared into his face turning pale instantly, eyes fixed on it, but didn't have time to speak.

In the split second, Chai Mi reached out and pulled Chai Chunfang from between the deadly wheels, with one hand grabbing Chai Chunfang's collar and dragging her several steps to the side.

The wheel rolled over Chai Chunfang's clothes and passed.

Fortunately it didn't roll over a person.

Moreover the truck chassis was relatively high; apart from the green cloth clothes Chai Chunfang was wearing being caught and rolled into the wheel, Chai Chunfang had no serious injury.

However, unlike the others who merely watched the excitement, Chai Chunfang, experiencing it firsthand, was already scared into a cold sweat.

Just now she was just that tiny bit away from meeting King Yama.

Intense fear made her gaze somewhat scattered, then her psychological defense collapsed, and she lost control of bladder and bowels...

"Old Aunt, Old Aunt. Was it fun..." Chai Mi asked coldly, not a shred of sympathy.

As for how disgusting Chai Chunfang was, Chai Mi had long been prepared, but Chai Mi originally calculated in her heart that no matter how shameless Chai Chunfang was, she shouldn't come make trouble at her own family's happy event.

After all, even Xiao Doubao Che Lianyun wouldn't dare come make trouble at this time.

Chai Chunfang had no reaction at all; the whole person was numb and bewildered.

After a long while, she let out ah ah ah sounds trying to get up...

Chai Mi helped pull her clothes out from under the wheel.

The ground was all dirt, not pressed down much, and they actually got pulled out.

Chai Chunfang cried ah ah twice, then walked away with pupils somewhat scattered.

Completely disregarding that she had just lost control of bladder and bowels.

All this happened in far too short a time.

There were still a few hardworking people in Chai Mi's courtyard who hadn't left, not knowing what happened, just hearing the sudden brake sound; when everyone came out, they saw Chai Chunfang walking toward the old house like a walking corpse.

Song Qiushui and Su Wan also came out; seeing this scene, they were also a bit bewildered.

Song Qiushui was originally tricking Da Zhi who was drunk... Song Qiushui coaxed and deceived Liu Zhijing into owing her a hundred meals of dumplings... if not for the incident outside, Song Qiushui estimated Liu Zhijing wasn't far from becoming an ox or horse.

"Hehehe... Chai Mi, Da Zhi is so easy to trick..." Song Qiushui was overjoyed, then asked: "What happened just now? Your Old Aunt... came and left? Didn't make trouble, didn't cause a fuss, just left so spiritedly?"

Song Qiushui didn't believe Chai Chunfang did nothing, just came to meet face and left...

"My Old Aunt has lofty integrity." Chai Mi said with a half-smile.

Su Wan was also bewildered, but the next second.

Originally supporting Chai Chunfang, now somewhat frantic Sun Yuguang ran over; Sun Yuguang first pointed viciously at Chai Mi, then said to Su Wan: "Sister-in-law, your Chai Mi wants to kill someone, wants to drive a car to crash her Old Aunt to death... her Old Aunt got a fright... this... if my wife has any mishap, I won't be done with your family."

Su Wan glanced at Chai Mi, then imperceptibly said a sentence: "Then her Old Uncle, eat the meal before leaving..."

Sun Yuguang:!!!

Is this about eating? What if Chai Chunfang gets scared into illness...

"This is easy. Fortune-teller, you go back and calculate for my Old Aunt, see if she has a hurdle. If there's a hurdle, that's King Yama coming to collect her; if no hurdle then nothing's the matter." Chai Mi mocked: "You're the most accurate fortune-teller in the village, why don't you divine a hexagram?"

Sun Yuguang was so angry his lips trembled: I... is this a fortune-telling matter?!

"Chai Mi, you..."

"Hey, don't falsely accuse me... if not for me, my Old Aunt would've been crushed to death by the car today; obviously I'm the one who saved her. She watched that car drive over and didn't dodge; who to blame? If not for me, my Old Aunt would be laid out for the funeral feast today." Chai Mi spread her hands indicating she was also helpless.

Sun Yuguang thought about this matter...

Then Sun Yuguang went to curse Zhou Fang; Zhou Fang didn't get angry, didn't speak, just started the car again...

Sun Yuguang was scared into running away, cursing as he ran: "Crazy, all crazy. All want to kill people... I'm going to the county to report you."

"Want me to drive you there? I'm heading back to the county anyway..."

"I want your mother..."

Sun Yuguang fled in panic.

Only then did Su Wan feel somewhat puzzled: "Why didn't your Old Uncle eat the meal before leaving just now..."

Chai Mi laughed: "Mom, go back inside. Eat what meal... those two are already full from anger, nearly scared to death, still eat a meal?!"

Chai Mi then patted Song Qiushui who still wanted to watch the excitement: "Don't stand there idly. Eat your fill, go home and sleep a bit, come in the afternoon to help chop vegetables and such..."

Song Qiushui sighed: "I only know how to eat... but I can have my mom help me work, I'll eat. My mom chops vegetables really nimbly."

Song Qiushui didn't want to leave, so entered the courtyard to help Chai Mi tidy up the bowls and chopsticks, then said in a low voice: "Chai Mi, I was helping watch your mom. Whatever she asked, I fudged it for you. But next time be careful; that Zhou Fang is also a brainless thing, you tell him to drive and hit someone and he really does... truly fucking reckless, even more reckless than Da Zhi. If someone really got hit to death, you'd have a homicide case on your hands, not worth it..."

Chai Mi didn't care much: "Even if a life comes out it doesn't matter. Some people seek death; if you don't satisfy them once, they'll come make trouble sooner or later. Besides, a person's life is durable, hard to die. How can there be a snap and it's gone? Chai Chunfang fought with her sister-in-law a few years ago, beat her sister-in-law until she fainted, everyone thought a life was involved, result nothing happened, she fluttered a few times and lived again."

Song Qiushui had seen the matter outside at that time; afterward she was afraid Su Wan would get in the way, so she directly entered the room to block Su Wan.

Didn't expect Chai Mi to directly not play by the rules, wanting to kill Chai Chunfang.

Song Qiushui also felt a wave of lingering fear; if someone really got killed, that would be a major event.

"Seriously. Chai Mi, you mustn't be so ruthless... I'm still counting on relying on you to live well in the future."

The implication being fighting and killing is fine, just absolutely don't produce a human life.

"I have a plan in mind."

"You don't have a hammer." Song Qiushui curled her lip and said: "I think it was just that little bit off..."

Song Qiushui measured with her finger: "Just a few centimeters, and it would have grazed Chai Chunfang's skull. A little more crooked, and today there'd be no need for anything else—we'd just be holding Chai Chunfang's funeral directly."

Chai Mi didn't say much more.

Killing someone...

She used to think about it every day.

But now, Chai Mi was more inclined to let those who had once bullied her mother and herself be ground down by life.

Living humbly...

Sometimes more painful than letting them die.

Since Chai Chunfang had done the first twice, Chai Mi didn't mind doing the fifteenth once.

False accusation? Who can't do the same...

Chai Mi tidied up her things, and dragged Liu Zhijing, who had already passed out under the table, and Song Qiushui out together.

Just now she really hadn't noticed, but Da Zhi actually hadn't left...

Instead, he was under the table.

Chai Mi smelled a whiff of alcohol, frowned, and said: "Da Zhi, how much did you drink? Why did you go under the table? Fortunately, my family doesn't have a dog, otherwise it would be just like what happened at Lao Liutou's house that year..."

Two years ago, Lao Liutou's family had something going on, invited people to drink, and as a result, someone drank until they were under the table.

Fortunately, the one who drank until they were under the table was Lao Liutou...

That dog was also under the table, thought the pig ears were pretty good, and started gnawing on them.

Lao Liutou was drunk, and it took a good half day before he felt his ear hurt. By the time the pain woke him up, his face was swollen and half his ear was gone...

From then on, Lao Liutou was hard of hearing.

This was also the main reason Lao Liutou opened his mouth with damn this and that, his voice especially loud. Lao Liutou's ears weren't good, so his voice was loud, as if afraid others couldn't hear...

"Who knows, Da Zhi seems to have only drunk two bottles of wine. Just a bit more..." Song Qiushui spread her hands helplessly: "I even told him, I said you can't drink so why show off, but he wouldn't listen..."

By now there weren't many people left. Chai Mi and Song Qiushui supported Liu Zhijing and put him in the east room, then called Chai Youqing over to help.

After all, two girls supporting one boy wasn't quite proper.

Chai Youqing dragged Liu Zhijing like a dead dog and threw him onto the kang head.

"Fortunately, my mom is staying in my room today, otherwise there'd be no place to put him. In broad daylight, leaving him under the table to be dug at by dogs—I couldn't afford to compensate for that."