Chapter 229: Reborn in the 90s: The Tyrant Flower Chapter 230 Shattered

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Protagonist:

Chai Mi

Liu Zhanggui usually has a pretty good temper; he habitually muddies the waters, the kind of person who doesn't want to offend anyone.

His hobbies are just smoking, drinking, and looking at other people's daughters...

Of course, Liu Zhanggui looks at other people's daughters to find a match for his own son.

A pure, thoroughgoing nice guy.

But today, he's truly angry. Leaving aside that he'll be disciplined over such a major incident, just speaking for himself, he's extremely repulsed by this matter.

However, Liu Zhanggui still can't fly into too big a rage or say too many angry words. After retorting to a villager, he immediately said: "All of you stop gawking, this isn't some good thing, don't you have any taboos? You all go back to your own homes, what are you lingering here for? What, do you still think you can mooch a meal at Chai Mi's house like the past couple of days? Today, no one's providing food. Worse, in a bit you gawkers might get taken away and sent to eat prison food behind bars."

Several villagers protested: "Impossible, we're just gawking, what's it got to do with us..."

Subsequently, these several villagers who gawked first were also invited away by the Police Station people to be questioned about the situation...

On the other side, Liu Zhanggui was also called aside by Township Head Huang to begin a round of criticism and education: "Liu Zhanggui, how did you do your job? Such a major incident happens, what do you eat for a living? Ah... you tell me, what do you eat for a living? You've caused me such a huge mess..."

Liu Zhanggui originally wanted to argue a few sentences, but was rejected by Township Head Huang: "What can be done now is just to handle the aftermath well, absolutely must not let any further complications arise."

After Township Head Huang finished speaking, he subsequently muttered in a low voice: "Old Liu, what on earth happened with this matter?"

This sentence was the private friendship between the two of them.

"It went like this, like this..." Liu Zhanggui recounted how Chai Chunfang stirred up trouble at Chai Mi's house from the start, then went to make a scene the day before the full-month banquet, and in the evening pretended to be crazy and foolish to harm her little uncle's child, finally saying: "I heard that Chai Chunfang went back to her mother's family last night, and after a disagreement, several people started fighting. Do you know Che Lianyun? That's Xiao Doubao..."

"Know her, know her."

Xiao Doubao's reputation is huge; of course, mainly her infamy spreads far and wide.

"This Xiao Doubao thought Chai Chunfang came home to cheat her out of money, so she beat Chai Chunfang... Result: Chai You De took sides unfairly... Chai Zhongxiao pretended not to see, Wang Huirong only dry-howled and didn't dare pull them apart. Chai Chunfang was beaten half to death... At the time, it's possible Che Lianyun and Chai You De had been drinking, they struck without measure, beat her quite viciously. Afterwards, Chai Chunfang probably felt life had no meaning, beaten by her own brother's wife, her own real brother took sides unfairly, her own birth parents didn't care..." Liu Zhanggui said in a low voice: "I heard Chai Chunfang's younger sister was there at first too, don't know what they said, her younger sister jumped out the window and ran away."

"Then what did you do last night?"

"Leader, you have to understand, I practically lived at their house, they fight every three days. I came several times a day, I still couldn't keep watch..." Liu Zhanggui was also complaining bitterly: "I fell asleep in the middle of the night, early this morning I heard and came right away. I had no way... When I arrived, the person was already cold."

"Sigh..."

Chai Mi also finished eating, drank tea, then strolled leisurely to the front of the Laozhai.

There were quite a lot of gawkers, but seeing Chai Mi arrive, they all made way, letting her through to the front.

Chai Mi greeted passing acquaintances, then reached the front.

At this moment, Chai Chunfang had already been wrapped in a small coffin made of cardboard, the on-site investigation work was also basically at its end, the forensic examiner was preparing to take the body for autopsy.

The Police Station people began dispersing the crowd, also preparing to return.

Chai Mi scanned the crowd, didn't see Song Qiushui, reckoning this guy probably still hasn't woken up.

But she did see Liu Zhijing in the crowd, Chai Mi waved: "Da Zhi, come here."

Liu Zhijing squeezed over to Chai Mi's side.

"I want to ask you something..."

"You say it... I came out early, I watched this whole excitement..." Liu Zhijing talked eloquently.

Chai Mi rolled her eyes at him: "Not this matter, I have no time to deal with this, I want to ask if the house next to your repair shop has any for rent or for sale?"

"This... I really don't know." Liu Zhijing scratched his head, he hasn't really gone back for nearly half a month, so he's a bit out of the loop. These past half month, the first few days Liu Zhijing took his mother to see a doctor, these past few days he's been helping at Chai Mi's house, so he truly doesn't know.

"Then you go back and ask for me, tell me when you're done."

"Mm."

The two were speaking when Wang Huirong suddenly let out an "Ao" and started wailing in mourning: "My poor daughter... my bitter-life daughter... how could you suddenly leave... you left, how am I supposed to live... I raised you with hard work, yet in the end the white-haired sends off the black-haired... I can't go on living..."

Wang Huirong wailed heart-rendingly.

Chai Zhongxiao stood to the side with a face ashen, no grief visible, more an expression of resentment.

"My daughter... how could you go just like that... I didn't even get to give you... my poor daughter... my bitter-life daughter..."

Chai Mi frowned, muttered in a low voice: "Done for, the Old Man's run out of lines, just these two sentences back and forth, she doesn't know any other lines."

Liu Zhijing on the side was quite dissatisfied with Wang Huirong's dry-thunder-no-rain mourning: "What lines could she have, Chai Chunfang was driven to death by them, she still has the face to cry, that's already something. Chai Mi, didn't you see she's not shedding a single tear?"

Chai Mi naturally saw it, but pretended not to.

By propriety, as a filial son and worthy grandson, Chai Mi should also cry a few times.

But Chai Mi really couldn't find the feeling; being able to hold back laughter is already pretty good.

Chai Mi almost clapped and cheered: Chai Chunfang died well, these dogs biting dogs at the Laozhai finally bit one to death, nicely done...

But these words are clearly not suitable for this occasion.

"Sigh, the Old Man isn't easy either... gave birth to three daughters in a lifetime, my Old Aunt got the Old Man's true transmission, carried forward 'shameless as glory' to the fullest... though seems she carried it forward in the wrong place." Chai Mi muttered in a low voice: "Blisters on the feet are from one's own walking. The Old Man did this all her life, shamelessly taking advantage everywhere, feeling she lost out if she didn't take advantage, still saying her mother doesn't understand, my Old Aunt takes especially after my Grandmother. She created her own mess, went to her mother's family to cheat money... In turn, the Old Man is this virtue, doesn't think to suppress trouble but stirs it up, Chai Chunfang dying at the Laozhai door is just desserts."

Chai Mi was just planning to go comfort Wang Huirong: Old lady, please don't fucking cry, at least shed some tears... just fucking dry-howling...

Result...

Don't know if no one was watching...

A blob of meat, round and chubby, fat head big ears triangle eyes, fierce brows big mouth explosion hair, legs thicker than vats, waist thicker than legs, Xiao Doubao like a shell out of a cannon, whooshed out.

Then right onto the small coffin the forensic examiner had already sealed, she plopped down...

At this time a reader might ask: Author author, did you write a typo? How is it "plopped down with her butt"? Shouldn't it be a punch or a kick...

This actually involves Che Lianyun's weight. Originally Che Lianyun was only 220-230 catties, but recently her mood's been pretty good, so-called "heart wide body fat," she swelled up to 270-280 catties.

Che Lianyun was originally short in stature, such massive weight made her legs not so agile, truly walking with difficulty.

She wanted to punch and kick, but that small coffin was on the ground, bending over was a bit strenuous; after all, she now has to stand to eat, if she sits she can't even lift the rice bowl with her arms, expecting this physique to have manual dexterity is basically bizarrely lacking.

As for kicking with a raised leg…

Chai Mi saw clearly from beside them; Xiao Doubao Che Lianyun seemed to want to kick at first, but both legs kicked out together, and afterward she simply plopped down onto the coffin.

The coffin's material was rather poor, just hard cardboard. The forensic examiner meant to use it as a simple work tool, not for burial, so the quality was very low.

With Che Lianyun sitting down like that, two loud bangs were heard at once.

At this point some readers will ask again: why two sounds?

The first sound was because the coffin shattered.

The second sound was Chai Chunfang shattering.

The scene instantly froze; everyone was collectively dumbfounded.

Because the summer weather was quite hot, even though it was evening it was still the dog days; such high temperature would cause the food in the corpse's abdominal cavity and so on to ferment, making the belly begin to swell.

Additionally, Chai Chunfang herself was furious, holding a bellyful of anger; this anger combined with the fact that she died by hanging while gasping for breath caused the gas to have no way to escape, all accumulating in Chai Chunfang's abdominal cavity.

Che Lianyun's one plop — even without free fall — was still a weight of two hundred seventy or eight jin; the excessive weight compressed the gas.

Thus, Chai Chunfang shattered.

Of course, not completely shattered.

Only the abdominal cavity exploded.

Wang Huirong was closest and received the greatest fright. First the violent noise made her previously crying face stiffen; then that wave of corpse stench arrived, and instantly Wang Huirong's eyes rolled back and she fainted dead away.

Chai Zhongxiao shouted loudly: Old partner…

The rest of the crowd also woke from their dumbfoundedness, and instantly all were panic-stricken, not knowing how to handle the situation at hand.

Sun Yuguang and his two daughters Sun Shengyue and Sun Shengli slid to their knees and threw themselves onto Chai Chunfang's corpse; instantly the weeping shook the air, the heartrending cries moving all who heard.

Chai You De dragged his not-too-agile legs, watching from afar, a face full of loathing.

Chai Youqing was caught in a dilemma, and in the end chose to support his mother Wang Huirong, preparing to carry her to the clinic…

Chai Youfu was maintaining order, afraid Sun Yuguang would lose control…

The rest of the crowd was in chaos, scattering in flight.

Chai Mi also pinched her nose and retreated a few steps; that smell was indeed too pungent, unbearable for a person.

Chai Mi had just retreated two steps when someone put an arm around her shoulders; looking back, it was precisely Song Qiushui.

"Tsk tsk tsk… aiya wo qu ya, I was sleeping, they dragged my dad up; I didn't want to get up, but seeing it was the Police Station I got up. My mom… my mom said: Qiushui, go after eating, eat your fill and your body will be good. I had no choice, so I came after eating. Didn't expect a major event would happen. Had I known, I would've come earlier."

"I only just came too." Chai Mi sighed: "It's no good thing; I had no choice but to come. You're the extra one coming; what excitement is there to watch in this thing."

"How is there no excitement? This is the first time I've seen a person explode… concretized."

"You…"

The two were speaking when Liu Zhanggui woke from his dumbfoundedness, took a brisk step, squeezed in, and loudly scolded Che Lianyun: "Che Lianyun, what are you doing? The person is already gone, what are you doing?"

Che Lianyun abruptly raised her head; vicious eyes matched with her face full of coarse flesh, instantly making the weeping Sun Yuguang and his two daughters cry "aiya" and scramble back in terror.

Even Liu Zhanggui was startled.

"Chai Chunfang, you're too fucking unconscionable. You ask me what I'm doing?" Che Lianyun stood up, then both legs sprang, *crunch*, and she sprang onto the unbroken side of the coffin.

Then, because her footing slipped, *Ordinary*, she fell sitting onto the coffin.

Then two more not-so-crisp sounds rang out.

…

"Done for, is that side the head or the feet?" Song Qiushui asked Chai Mi doubtfully.

Chai Mi frowned: "Judging by the noise, it shouldn't be the legs."

"Then it's ruined, the brain mush smashed to bits… this Xiao Doubao is too ruthless, Chai Chunfang is already dead, what is she doing? What's she after… is there something wrong with her head…"

Before Song Qiushui finished speaking, several Police Station young men rushed up and pinned Che Lianyun down.

But, four or five big young men, simply could not hold Che Lianyun down…

Che Lianyun exerted force, and several people instantly could not bear the pressure, all falling to the ground.

"Che Lianyun, have you gone mad!" Liu Zhanggui was completely speechless.

Che Lianyun definitely wasn't mad; she just simply couldn't swallow this anger.

In Che Lianyun's eyes, this Chai Chunfang was damaging to the maternal grandmother's home; the whole world had no one this damaging.

Che Lianyun originally had a passable relationship with Chai Chunfang; Chai Chunfang repeatedly ran to the old house demanding money, and Che Lianyun did not treat her like she did others, beating and scolding; Che Lianyun simply ignored Chai Chunfang entirely.

But this Chai Chunfang persisted shamelessly, acting unreasonably, exactly like Chai Chunfang's mother Wang Huirong.

Che Lianyun felt her temper was really too good, always not bothering with Chai Chunfang, with the result that Chai Chunfang climbed up her nose and onto her face, and only then was Che Lianyun "forced" to beat Chai Chunfang last night.

Of course there was also the factor of drinking, the hand was a bit heavy.

But no matter how you put it, Che Lianyun never ever expected that Chai Chunfang would run to her own doorway in the middle of the night to hang herself.

This matter, it's just too fucking excessive!!!

Unheard of, unseen before.

Just now if someone hadn't been blocking Che Lianyun, Che Lianyun would have long since come out and violently beaten "Chai Chunfang", and would not have waited until now.

"Should Chai Chunfang not be beaten? What the fuck do I owe her or does she owe me, she fucking damages me like this? I go fuck it, Chai Chunfang… why didn't you die earlier…"