Chapter 13: Police-Citizen Cooperation Isn't Excessive, Right?
Considering the sturdiness of domestic car window glass, Yu Dazhang decisively abandoned this risky idea.
If he failed to smash the window with one punch, he would suffer greatly.
The only thing he could do now was use Qu Tuotuo to delay time while seeking a suitable moment to enter the car.
As long as he could successfully board the car, there were plenty of ways to subdue the opponent.
"Speak your piece, but don't pull me."
Qu Tuotuo failed to break free again, and her tone already revealed impatience.
【6】 We have nothing to talk about... Yu Dazhang felt his brain was about to explode; he simply couldn't find a topic.
What on earth would the two of us even have to talk about… Yu Dazhang felt his head was about to explode, and he truly couldn't find a single topic of conversation.
Just as Qu Tuotuo prepared to speak again, Yu Dazhang, worried she might expose his identity as a police officer, hurriedly interrupted:
"Since I last saw you, I have been unable to let you go from my heart; every night I dream of you."
Qu Tuotuo:????
She only remembered being beaten by this fat man last time, and her wrist and neck still hurt.
This is...
Did beating her create feelings?
He beat feelings into me!
"Are you okay?" Qu Tuotuo said, suppressing her anger: "You miss me?"
"More than just missing." Yu Dazhang simply threw caution to the wind; since he had finally found a topic, he might as well let himself go completely:
"Longing day and night, thinking of you like a madman; these eight characters are insufficient to describe even one ten-thousandth of my heart."
Qu Tuotuo:...
Even the driver inside the car was stunned by this.
This fat man is quite good at stringing together words!
At this moment, he already regarded Yu Dazhang as Qu Tuotuo's obsessive suitor, the love-at-first-sight kind.
"Aren't you disgusting!"
Qu Tuotuo simply couldn't bear to listen anymore; she used her other hand to pry off the hand Yu Dazhang was holding onto her with, but failed to move it.
"Your body temperature is thirty-seven degrees, how can you speak such chilling words?!"
Yu Dazhang, possessed by the spirit of a top actor, began to act wildly.
His expression was sorrowful, his tone heart-wrenching, and even his eyes were filled with despair.
Because he noticed the driver's hand had left the steering wheel and was placed somewhere he couldn't see.
Big brother, don't block my view like that; you're making me feel very insecure.
"Let go, I have no time to listen to your nonsense!"
Qu Tuotuo thought Yu Dazhang had gone mad.
What normal person speaks like this? They've only met once; is it necessary to make it look like a romance drama?
"Qu Tuotuo! You don't have to love, but don't hurt!"
Yu Dazhang raised his other hand to grab her and, using both hands, forcefully pushed her against the car body:
"Don't think that because I look strong and mighty, I won't die if shot by a bullet!"
Reality had already forced him to say anything to get his point across.
If they continued talking, Yu Dazhang was about to tell Qu Tuotuo a story about rebirth.
Fortunately, he was only one step away from getting into the car.
But this step was harder than reaching the sky.
Yu Dazhang glanced from the corner of his eye and saw the driver staring at them through the rearview mirror.
Entering the car directly was definitely out of the question; the suspect had already become alert.
He probably already had his hand on his pistol; as soon as he noticed something was wrong, he would immediately draw and fire.
Given the current situation, the only one who could help him get into the car was the Qu Tuotuo right in front of him.
Police-citizen cooperation is the only viable path!
Qu Tuotuo's back hit the car body; although it didn't hurt, she was startled and instinctively opened her mouth to scold the fat man before her.
But she never expected Yu Dazhang to suddenly kiss her.
Qu Tuotuo would never have thought that this fat man in front of her would dare to force a kiss on her.
What immense courage!
In broad daylight, on the street...
"Mmm~~~~"
Having lived two lives, Yu Dazhang realized a truth: one need not be too normal.
Those who follow the rules are destined to be ordinary.
As long as it is for the case, under specific circumstances, it is necessary to do things that exceed common human cognition, just like now...
I'm sorry, just consider this a temporary requisition. Young Lady?
What Young Lady? To solve the case, you are merely a tool.
Retaliation?
That is the next story.
Anyway, I am protecting you; I am doing this for your own good.
Let it be whatever the hell it is.
Police and citizens join hands to create safety together!
The tremendous suction made Qu Tuotuo momentarily think the one kissing her was a vacuum cleaner.
Now it was no longer a matter of lack of oxygen, but that the oxygen in her body was draining away in large quantities.
She felt dizzy, her vision growing increasingly blurry, and at the same time realized that this fatty had shoved her into the back seat of the car.
What is he trying to do?!
It can't be…
There's still our family's driver up front — does he not care that there are people around?
Please... do.... bookmark.... 6... 9.... book.... ba....!
Madman!!
The driver sitting in front had not expected Yu Dazhang to do something like this either.
One moment of carelessness and somehow they're even sucking face.
Seeing the two of them tumble into the back seat, he finally couldn't take it anymore.
"Sigh, you…"
The driver turned his head wanting to stop them, but the moment he turned, he saw a fist growing larger and larger before his eyes.
That punch landed square on his nasal bone, and the intense pain made him uncontrollably cover his face with his hands.
Yu Dazhang didn't dare relax for a single moment. Taking advantage of the gap while the other was stunned, he threw three more rapid punches in succession, the last heavy fist smashing straight toward the man's head.
The driver didn't even make a sound, falling stiffly onto the seat, with only a thin trickle of blood seeping from the corner of his mouth.
Yu Dazhang leaned forward to check whether he had really passed out.
But the moment he moved his head, he realized there seemed to be something clamped in his mouth.
Damn, he forgot all about it!
He hurriedly tilted his head back trying to separate from Qu Tuotuo, but because he had sucked too hard earlier, he just couldn't pull free for a moment.
After a deep breath, he exerted force again, and only heard a "pop."
It was like a cork being pulled out of a thermos.
Actually, there could have been a gentler way, but the current situation didn't allow it.
Yu Dazhang didn't dare waste any time — the one up front was someone who possessed a firearm.
Qu Tuotuo suddenly felt the pressure ease, and sucked in a sharp breath, her chest heaving violently as she greedily took in air.
That suffocating feeling from moments ago had nearly made her lose consciousness; now she could finally breathe freely.
As relief welled up in her heart, she also felt boundless humiliation — that she had been so easily subdued by this fatty, and had been taken such a huge advantage of.
That was her first kiss!
Taking advantage of the gap while she was catching her breath, Yu Dazhang leaned forward and squeezed through between the two seats.
After confirming the driver had truly passed out, he immediately searched him, and finally found a handgun at the man's waist.
Yu Dazhang was afraid he might have other weapons, so he searched him all over again.
Only after finding no other dangerous items did he relax his nerves.
Getting out from the back seat, Yu Dazhang first glanced at Qu Tuotuo, and seeing she was still recovering, he paid her no more attention.
By all reason, he had now successfully subdued the suspect and taken the man's gun.
All that remained was to stay put and wait for Lu Zhongxin and the others to arrive.
However, a strong intuition kept telling him: this place was not one to linger in!
Once Qu Tuotuo caught her breath, she would surely fight him to the death.
At this thought, Yu Dazhang unhesitatingly pulled open the driver's side door, dragged the driver out of the car, then quickly adjusted his posture and hoisted the man onto his shoulder.
After confirming nothing was left behind, he jogged away from the spot.
Qu Tuotuo had by now returned to normal breathing, and her vision was growing clearer and clearer.
She stared at the fatty running farther and farther away outside the car, and the doubt in her heart had already overtaken her anger.
Why did he carry our family's driver off?
What exactly did he come here to do?
Was my breakfast sucked away?
Why am I so hungry~
My mouth seems to have disappeared…
(End of this chapter)
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